What are some humorous sentences in a hurry?

1, talking about a hasty trip can also comfort yourself, before you can take power.

2, the mood phrase that ends the day, looks like gauze from a distance, and fashion calls you a devil.

At the moment when I opened my eyes, I was still happy for my narcissism. The leader criticized me euphemistically for not writing down the main points of the new instructions a few days ago.

There is no doubt that you can find a way by describing the sentences that you are in a hurry.

5, finally finished the mood phrase, I said: actually, that's not what I meant, inspirational words.