Funny poem stalk

On the stalk of poetry 1. What is Tik Tok's toast to his wine? A poem praising his own wine

The recent video of the Tik Tok fire is a toast to yourself, supplemented by sad words and a glass of wine, which means paying tribute to yourself and saying goodbye to the past.

There are many poems to toast themselves, all written by modern netizens, such as:

First drink, to yourself! From now on, loneliness will exist forever!

Second drink, to yourself! Wine and coffee are both water, one makes you awake and the other makes you intoxicated!

Third cup, to yourself! You can't hide from the night when wine is a song, and you can't hide from the deserted streets.

The first glass of wine to myself, from then on a person's efforts; The second glass of wine is to respect yourself, both wine and coffee are intoxicating things; The third glass of wine is in today's materialistic world, when there is a song about wine, but my heart is still empty. It means that some people look lively, but their hearts are bitter.

Another example is:

First cup, to yourself, life is young, I wish you success and bright future!

The second cup, to myself, may the years pass, no more waves, and no regrets for the rest of my life!

The third cup, to yourself, the past does not look back, and the future will not!

First, I wish you a bright future when you are young. The second glass of wine wishes myself to spend my life without waves and regrets in the years to come; The third toast wishes you forget the past, don't hold it in your heart, work hard for the future that hasn't come, and never settle for it.

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The custom of toasting:

Wen Jing: This is a reflection of the traditional way of drinking, that is, you should be polite when persuading people to drink. At the beginning of a banquet, the host usually makes a toast first after saying a few words. At this time, both the host and the guest should stand up. The host will drink the wine in the cup first, and put the empty glass mouth down to show that he has finished it, to show respect for the guests. Guests usually drink it too. During the dinner, the host often toasts at every table.

Reply: This is a guest's toast to the host.

Mutual respect: This is a "toast" between guests. In order to make the other person drink more, the toaster will find out all kinds of reasons why it is necessary to drink. If the toaster can't find any reason to refute, he can only drink. While both sides are looking for arguments, the emotional communication between people has been sublimated.

Substitute for wine: a way to avoid making a toast without losing grace and disappointing the host and guests. I can't drink, or I can't drink too much, but the host or guest must pay tribute. At this time, you can ask someone to change the wine. People who drink on his behalf usually have a special relationship with him. At the wedding, the best man and bridesmaid of both men and women are often the first choice for drinking, so they must drink a lot.

Baidu encyclopedia-toast

2. Poems about feelings

I happen to have 1 belts that are getting wider and wider, and I don't regret it. I was very weak from Iraq.

-Liu Yong's "Wu Fengqi" 2 Life and death and Zi Cheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

-Anonymous "The Book of Songs" 3 If two feelings are long, they are still in the morning and evening. -Qin Guan's "Magpie Bridge Fairy" 4 When will Acacia meet? At this time, the night is awkward.

-Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words" 5 There is a kind of beauty that I will never forget. If I don't see it for a day, I will think crazily. -Anonymous "Song of Feng Qiu Qin Huang" 6 This time I left you, it was wind, rain and night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.

-Zheng Chouyu's "Farewell" 7 enters my lovesick door, knowing that I am lovesick, lovesick for a long time, lovesick for a short time. -Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words" 8 Once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever.

-Yuan Zhen's "Five Poems from Thinking" 9 If you raise the road dust, if you make the cement muddy, when can we meet in harmony? -Cao Zhi's "Tall Building and Bright Moon" 10 Sorrow and farewell should be the same. The most difficult thing is to clear up the grievances in the month. -Nalan Xingde's The Mermaid 1 1 Come back with tears, and meet before you get married.

-Zhang Ji's Festival Woman Song 12 How did you meet me at my most beautiful moment? To this end, I have been begging the Buddha for 500 years, asking him to let us have a dusty relationship.

-Xi Murong's A Flowering Tree13 ... There is more than one shadow in the world. How can they live together and not die? -Chen Hengke's "Portrait of Spring" 14 The acacia tree says that it is lovesick, and Shiro hates Xiaomin. -Liang Qichao's "Zhi Zhu Ci" 15 Jun out, the mirror is dark.

Thinking of a gentleman is like running water, why bother to be poor all the time? -Xu Gan's "Thinking Room" 16 If you meet, if you don't see, how can you feel heartless?

-Sima Guang's "Xijiang Moon" 17 Falling red is not a heartless thing, but turning into spring mud will protect flowers. -Gong Zizhen's "Ji Hai Miscellaneous Poems" 18 days is not old, and love is hard to break.

The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it. -Zhang Xian's "The Millennium" 19 It seems that this star is not the wind for whom it stood last night and is exposed in the dark.

-Huang Jingren's "Two Poems of Love" 20 I know that this kind of love will not have any results, but it can comfort my soul! . -Li Shangyin's "Untitled Six Third Songs" 2 1 The kindness of knowing the encounter is long, and the sound of Wangjiangtou River is embarrassing.

-Li Shangyin's "Lonely Tour of Qujiang in Late Autumn" 22 people have turned sentimental and are getting thinner, but now they are really not sentimental. -Nalan Xingde's "Spreading Huanxi Sand" 23 And a moment that should last forever has come and gone unconsciously.

-Li Shangyin's "Jinse" 24 Acacia * * * How much, the ends of the earth are not long. -Zhang's "The Swallow House" 25 asks what the world is like and teaches people to live and die together.

-Yuan Haowen's "Two Pieces of Fishing, Part One" 26 Although my body doesn't have wings like Cai Feng's, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. -Li Shangyin "Untitled" 27 Beast furnace sinks hookah, green marsh fragments, written line by line into acacia biography.

-Zhang Kejiu's Sai Hong Qiu 28 If you don't miss it all your life, you will miss it and it will hurt you. -Xu Zaisi's "Gui Ling" 29 An inch of acacia, there is no arrangement in the world.

-Li Guan's "Recent Flowers" is a work of life and death for 30 years. I don't think about it, I will never forget it, and I have nowhere to talk. -Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi" 3 1 Today, I met this lover.

—— The Book of Songs, which is anonymous, is in the Tang style, lasting for 32 places for a long time. One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever. -Bai Juyi's "Song of Eternal Sorrow" 33 How we hope that two birds will live together in fly with me in the sky and grow together on the earth, with two branches in one tree. ..

-Bai Juyi's "Song of Eternal Sorrow" 34 tears and seals, life is only difficult to die. -Wen Liang Zhu 35 One is a fairy flower and the other is a flawless jade.

If there is no strange fate, I will meet him again in this life; If you say there is a strange fate, how can you be worried? -Cao Xueqin's "Twinkling Eyebrows" 36 Spring silkworms will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. -Li Shangyin "Untitled" 37 He was born infatuated with love, and there is no place in the world where he missed love.

-Kuang Zhouyi's "Reduced Word Huanxisha" originally wanted to say that the March 8 th statue will return before the spring, and it is difficult to swallow before the spring. -Ouyang Xiu's "Lou Yuchun" 39 Guan Guan pheasant dove, in the river continent.

Ladies make good gentlemen. -Anonymous "The Book of Songs Nan Zhou Guanju" 40 People are naturally infatuated, and this hatred has nothing to do with the wind and the moon.

-Ouyang Xiu's Lou Yuchun 4 1 This year has passed, and it should be a good time. Customs are strange, who to talk to.

-Liu Yong's "Lin Yuling" 42 I only hope that you and I will agree and not miss each other. -Li Zhiyi's "Operator" 43 Falling Flowers Independent, Micro Swift Qi Fei.

-Yan's "Two Poems on the River" 44 Poor and uncertain bones on the river are still girls in dreams. -Chen Tao The Journey to the West 45 thousand gold vertical purchase is like a blessing, who is complaining about this situation?

-Xin Qiji's "Fishing" 46 It rains at night under the plane tree, and it is difficult to give up. A leaf, a sound, the empty steps fall into the light.

-Wen, "More Missed Third Song" 47 Married and in love. -Su Wu's "Married Couples" 48 If you are looking for a beautiful dream, it is difficult to achieve it.

Who knows how I feel at this moment? Tears in front of the pillow fall in front of the curtains and drip into the light through the window.

-Nie Shengqiong "Partridge Sky" 49 Who can complain about loneliness once? Foreword is always faint.

-Liu Yong's "Day and Night Music" is 50 days high and wide; My sadness flies painfully between them. Can I cross the mountain gate and dream? Sauvignon Blanc is heartbreaking. -"Two Poems of Li Bai's Sauvignon Blanc" 5 1 Don't refuse to say that beautiful oath because it may change, and don't be afraid to seek a heart-to-heart meeting because it may separate.

-Xi Murong's "Feng" 52 May I be like a star, like a moon, and shine every night. -Fan Chengda's "Car Yao Yao" 53 Fish Shen Yan traveled all over the world just to believe that human beings are separated from each other.

-Dai Shulun's Love Song 54 held hands and looked at each other with tears in his eyes, but he was speechless and choked up. -Liu Yong's "Lin Yuling" 55 This is the sorrow that all mankind must know, which is sad for the poor couple.

-Yuan Zhen's "Three Sorrow Poems" 56 For my heart, for your heart, I will know each other and cherish each other and miss each other deeply. -Grain Rain "Confessions" 57 Remember that your heart is like the Xihe River, which flows eastward day and night.

-In "Jiangling Sorrow" 58 Does the human heart have to bloom in spring like other flowers? Even this bright flame of love will only have ashes? . -Li Shangyin's "Six Untitled Poems" 59 Acacia is as deep as the sea, and the old things are as far away as the sky.

-Wan Le's Operator 60 It is better to hate each other than to have confidence in the trend. Acacia began to feel that the sea was not deep. -Bai Juyi's "Langtaosha" 6 1 linglong dice Yinggang is in the stalk and Jia is in the mountain. 62 endure a thousand dollars to pay a smile? After all, lovesickness is better than meeting.

-Shao Ruipeng's "Die Lian Hua" 63 When there is poverty in the corner of the world, there is only endless acacia. -Yan Shu's "Spring on the Jade Tower" 64 Dokdo is a good marriage, and I only read the alliance of wood and stone.

Facing the sky, the nobles in the mountains are crystal clear and snowy; I will never forget the lonely forest in the world. -Cao Xueqin's "Lifelong Mistake" 65 people like the wind into the river, love like rain and land.

-Zhou Bangyan's "Jade House Spring" 66 drops of endless acacia tears throw red beans, and flowers bloom all over the building in spring. -Cao Xueqin's "Red Bean Poetry" 67 Tears ask the flowers to be speechless, and the red flies over the swing.

-Ouyang Xiu's "Two Poems of Liang Zhu One" 68 Thin film self-pity, you must have pity on me.

3. Sincere poetry

Operator (Cai Shen)

Fuhuaying used to be the master of Huaying Spring. Drunk, patting the spring shirt and golden clothes, only living in the greenhouse. Mi Yijun, listen. Don't follow the trend. If you really want to fly, there are thousands of roads in the cloud.

Illness and laziness (Huang Tingjian)

Sick and lazy, don't like to go out, lying in the forest.

Looking at hundreds of languages, they are vast and semi-ancient.

Emptiness is like an image, tall and deep.

I heard that there are people living in the basin. How can I escape?

One horse can unify everything, and eight horses can still see the truth.

It knows how to be good at harps and songs, and searches for them first.

Send someone to the rooftop (Jiao Ran)

Really don't waste it, try to cross the river. Knowing that your machine has been forgotten, Chunshan has his own feelings.

The moon thinks of flowers, and the clouds love Shimen. The sea should be submerged so that seagulls and herons will not be surprised.

Laoxue 'an (Luyou)

The old guard is at the bottom, and Qiu Hao dares to deceive himself.

When you start editing, you often know by default that when you close the door, you have more teachers.

The big festival is difficult and dangerous, and I really dreamed it.

Tang Yuyuan Garden is in sight, and it is not too late to live.

Night at Tuolin Temple in Lushan Mountain (Li Bai)

I looked for Qinglianyu and went to Xiechengque alone. The frost is clear, the forest is ringing, and the water is white and the river is flowing.

Tianxiang is empty, and heaven is full of joy. The banquet was silent and unscathed.

Zhan Ran is sincere. He is troubled by robbery.

(Luo)

Yesterday was a thousand times, a peak. Sincerely late laurel, strong festival cover cold pine.

Suddenly the value of the wind soared, sitting and waiting for the waves to rush. There is no need to destroy empty space and hate it.

The Bohai Sea is 3,000 miles long, with tens of thousands of sediments. Floating like a boat, floating like a stem.

Xianke is hard to believe, but good works are easy to meet. I'm only pregnant with a universal car. Who will introduce me first?

4. What are the cursing sentences in ancient poetry that don't curse people?

1. Swearing and arrogance: Why not take advantage of the wind and soar to Wan Li? This sentence is relatively heavier in the vernacular, and it rhymes, or it comes from the secular countryside and conforms to modern times. However, in this sentence, Zhuangzi's "Happy Travel" has a heavy shadow, perhaps because it draws lessons from the sentence "The person who climbs up is nine Wan Li". "You are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"

Form of worship to heaven

Second, the brotherhood: we are born from the same root, why bother to speculate with each other! This is a poem that everyone has long been familiar with. It comes from Cao Zhi's seven-step poem, and the allusions mentioned in the whole poem are also passed down from mouth to mouth. "You and I both have our own hands, but we fight every day."

Third, scold corrupt officials: I only hope that this child is stupid and honest, and has not caused trouble to the public. Obviously, this poem by Su Shi in Song Dynasty satirizes corrupt officials at that time with irony. "I hope my children will be stupid. Even so, he can be an official all the way smoothly. "

Fourth, swearing is unreasonable: I give my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. Although this poem is often used in love in modern times, it can actually be used to express ambition and so on. "You pig, you can't see my mind on purpose, just jump into someone else's arms!"

Fifth, scold the woman easy virtue: a pair of jade arms with thousands of people resting on them and a little red lips. This is an ancient poem used to describe prostitutes, which describes the huge number of times she received customers in an exaggerated way, but now it is often used on women. Objectively speaking, this can be compared with the stem of a bus.

Only after contact can I really understand that China culture is really profound, and there are many sentences like swearing without dirty words, many of which are endless.