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This year, did you get a fitness card but didn't go a few times, and the beauty instrument you just bought was idle? Do you find that these placebos in your life are affecting you all the time?

In Weibo, those "emotional mentors" have been teaching you "how to be a good girl". In your life, you have had bad luck recently. Isn't this all your fault? Or just because the constellations don't match?

What placebos did you believe in this year?

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Fitness Raiders: First take out your mobile phone to check the calories: "You can eat, give me10g."

There are many kinds of fitness software with similar functions: diet management, exercise recommendation and inspirational experience. At first, I was superstitious about eating records. Whenever my roommate asks me if I want to eat some snacks, I first shout, "Slow down!" " Then I took out my mobile phone to check the calories of food, calculated them carefully and replied with a smile: "I can eat, give me 10 gram."

One day, I got up late! I just munched on brunch and suddenly wanted to eat a cone after dinner. I turned out my mobile phone and looked at it. Oh, this meal can be counted with the calories of lunch. Adding a cone is more than enough!

With such confidence, my head full of food didn't notice it at all, which means that I only have this meal today to fight the remaining ten hours.

In the class at eight o'clock in the evening, hungry, I deeply realized that he was fidgeting, seemingly staring at the teacher, but his heart was full of bibimbap and roast cold noodles. Finally, at the moment he heard "class is over", he rushed to the canteen. I am satisfied on an empty stomach, but I feel gloomy and fall into the abyss of self-condemnation. Are those strategies really useful? After all, it's really hard to keep your mouth shut and open your legs!

@ 京京京京京 xρn

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Vegetarianism: every time I come back from dinner, I will be vegetarian the next day, feed myself like a white rabbit, and then continue to eat and drink.

20 16 China people's health big data released, dyslipidemia, overweight, hypertension, diabetes and other diseases that affect the health of Chinese people account for the largest proportion, and these "middle-aged" patients are getting younger and younger. This fact makes me and my friends who are busy enjoying the benefits of youth pay more and more attention to our health.

Just search for "how to live a healthy life", and the most advice is to pay attention to diet, work and rest and exercise. It's easy to say, but it's not easy to look at everything carefully. Exercise more? God knows how much I want to lie down when I have a little free time. Go to bed early? At night 12 Life has just begun. After thinking about it, the relatively feasible suggestion is to do a good job in diet management.

There's really a lot to do about diet. According to the advice of nutrition experts, a healthy kāng diet should be fresh, natural and light, and the specific operation should be less salt, less oil, low sugar and low fat. Weibo, a nutritionist, said that she never eats takeout, and suggested that young people cook by themselves. It's really ignorant and fearless. After learning about it, he couldn't even eat.

But it is unrealistic to cook by yourself every day, so many young people choose a healthy method-being vegetarian as much as possible.

In recent years, vegetarianism has become a global lifestyle. It is like a quick-acting and harmless plaster. Therefore, after sticking masks, beer and medlar up late, eating and drinking for several days in a row has become a new fashion for young people, which is dubbed "fasting".

Does this really have an obvious effect? I chatted with some friends around me. They ate vegetarian food intermittently, especially after a big meal. They like to eat hot pot, kebabs and other foods on weekdays. Every time they come back from dinner, they will eat vegetarian food for three meals the next day, feed themselves like rabbits, and then continue to eat and drink.

Has your body become healthier? The most obvious thing is that they are usually in a good mood, and their guilt about eating supper is completely eliminated. Vegetarianism is more of a "psychological comfort" for them than any specific organic improvement, "just like drinking a few cans of herbal tea after eating spicy food".

Besides real vegetarians, young people who specialize in vegetarianism for practical purposes, such as losing weight or making themselves healthier and have a better heart, buy more psychological security, rather than how much change vegetarian food has brought to their lives. "Just like eating healthy snacks, although the price is higher, when you see the healthy ingredients and healthy cooking methods on the label, you will not be so worried about what will happen to you because of your diet, so you can rest assured."

@ 中中中中中中/Wei Yan

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Beauty black technology: When I wake up tomorrow morning, I will be a shining girl born again.

"Extracted from Nordic deep-sea salmon", "Essence capsule immediately releases intensive repairing power, reaching the muscle base, making it firm and translucent", "caressing scars against time, and firming the microstructure network for the skin". To be honest, I can't help laughing every time I hear these words, but I thought the scientific and technological revolution broke out again. Wow! It turned out to be the latest advertising masterpiece of "Yan Shu Wenfu Essence Milk", "Firming Little Face Essence" and "Muscle Bottom Repair Beauty Cream".

Now there are not only advertisements, but also stars with goods, beauty bloggers' trial reports, and Haitao's "vomiting blood" recommendation. Every day is like a "walking grass machine", which is bound to plant grass in your heart and plant a grassland. Whether it's the toner of "Oil Mom" or the mask of "sealing sensitive muscles", you can't think of anything you can't buy.

Is skin care products really useful, or is it a gimmick of the business? When you carefully extract the antioxidant essence with a dropper, cover it with your palm, and then stick it on your face, will such a question cross your mind? Please listen to the answer from a netizen in Zhihu:

"What is skin care useless? One winter in the north, why not put oil on one side of your face for a test? Why not try applying half a layer of sunscreen in the south for a summer? After the age of 35, a bottle of anti-aging essence worth more than 1000 yuan will try to wipe half a face for a year. If a face is so difficult to distinguish, I will eat all my skin care products at once. "

Please listen to the answer of an international brand counter seller: "I have sold so many products, memorized new recipes and learned new de marketing skills. Although I always tell consumers what ingredients this product contains and what latest technology we have found, I have only used a bottle of high moisturizing cream for so many years, which has no anti-aging, whitening, shrinking pores and any effect mentioned in the usual advertisements. Skin care maintenance is a pit. "

It can be seen that this issue is really a matter of opinion. Advertisements for skin care products in the market always give people an imagination: as long as I insist on using them, I will definitely be younger than my peers in the future! Just like Schrodinger's cat, you never know whether you will look younger or what you should do before the future comes.

Although we all know that we are destined to grow old, we all want to grow old slowly. So it's not a question of believing in skin care products at all, but isn't this single aesthetic terrible? The sentence "I began to decline after I was 25 years old" is as crazy as a curse. But how do you stay young? Even if it is well maintained, there is no wrinkle in the corner of the eye at the age of 60, and the theory of "girlhood" is not as good as the laughter of teenagers.

Someone teased: buying these messy bottles and cans is paying smart shāng tax. I thought, why be so mean? Every time the fairies around them try new skin care products, they will be full of expectations, hoping that they will wake up tomorrow morning as a reborn shining girl-it is not a waste of money to have such innocence and happiness.

Text/owl with glasses

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Constellation incompatibility: I am an open water bottle, and can people know what I am doing?

It is not difficult to find that our generation likes to talk about "constellations" more and more, and even has become accustomed to using constellations to analyze some life problems that may be encountered. Searching for "constellations" in Douban found nearly 2,800, of which 10 jǐ exceeded100000 people. Even if we only take the relatively low value of 5000 and remove some repeat users, the number of people who pay attention to "Constellation" will exceed10 million only on Douban platform.

Let's take a look at what the largest number of "constellation groups" do: astrology and Mafalda's horoscope, constellation romance, Pisces+Cancer+Scorpio (water sign), constellation discussion group and constellation emotion research center. Sorry, I really came to analyze the problem, but when I saw the names of these groups, my first reaction turned out to be "Why is the ranking of water signs so high?" Sure enough, they are all excellent performers. "

I remember I had a crush on a Libra girl. At that time, I didn't know much about horoscopes, but after thinking for a long time about how to catch up with her without any solution, I opened the famous horoscopes blogger Weibo. This may be the source of my interest in constellations.

Now that I think about it, maybe it's not because of how accurate he is. At that time, I liked Y and individuals, and I really wanted to be with her. This emotion makes me subconsciously close to those hints. I hope to be the same as those in my heart, so that I can really catch up with her.

When I was studying jiū Libra, people said, "If you make Libra feel confused and confused about what you are doing, he will feel sick and want to stay away from you." Now it seems that this is a joke. I can open a big water bottle and let people know what I am doing. I didn't get together with that girl in the end. It must be because our constellations don't match. Think about it this way. Who says the constellation is unreliable? At least, I can find a reason to refresh myself. The constellations do not match. What's the big deal?

Text//I

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"Sail against the current": Young people don't work hard, but the boss blames the water.

Since I talked about love, I began to pay attention to "fellow uncles". Brush "Twelve Constellation Analysis" every day, and pick out two constellations of yourself and your boyfriend. I read the love fortune first, then the career fortune, and drew the key points. "This water reversal started on June 27th, went retrograde at 23: 06 in Cancer, and returned to a straight line at Cancer 13: 23 on July 22nd."

Since I paid attention to the fortune, I am most afraid of the word "water reverse". When there is no water opposition, it is usually unlucky, especially when there is water opposition, everyone around you is unlucky.

Water Inverse: It is the change of visual trajectory caused by the difference of ecliptic angle between Mercury orbit and Earth rotation, which affects memory, communication, traffic and communication. , and will slow down the progress of related matters, and even detect some obstacles in the process, which makes people feel depressed.

Nevertheless, we broke up later. Without love, there is no need to pay attention to any love fortune. I haven't cared about Ah Shui since my fellow uncle was taken away. Only then did I find that life doesn't need to be cautious everywhere, because it seems to be "unpredictable". The only difference is that in the past, when faced with accidents or unhappiness, it was attributed to water, which was easier to let go in my heart.

@ Text/June 1st

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Good girl rule: "Good girl" has become synonymous with "honest man"

Articles such as "Thirteen Criteria for Being a Good Girl" will make you doubt that you have crossed into 2007. The slogan of "smoking, drinking and tattooing, but I'm still a good girl" has long been out of date, and even the irony of this "motto" is too old-fashioned to interest people. This year's benchmark suddenly became a "bad girl"-a "bad girl" without any cover and comments.

In the second part of Ode to Joy, which was popular at the beginning of the year, it was the lovely girl Guan Juer who lacked the audience. Although she is gentle, well-behaved, kind, restrained and tolerant, she is a "good girl" who meets all the standards of traditional aesthetics, but she is rejected because she is well-behaved, soft-hearted and conservative and has no personality.

Andy and Qu Xiaoyu, who were rated as benchmarks and idols, captured all the characteristics of the so-called "bad girls"-they were rebellious, selfish, indifferent and jealous of cigarettes and alcohol. Although people are criticized as "perfect and unreal", girls often envy their rationality, independence and fearlessness, and even their parting gestures are so neat and never soft-hearted.

The tulle painting in the Japanese TV series "Loveless Chocolate Specialist" may be the most standard "green tea". She has been playing hard to get for ten years and has a lot of experience in psychological manipulation and dressing. Xun, who has a crush on the hero, thinks it is shameful to please deliberately. However, self-control and persistence do not seem to be happy.

Therefore, women's emotions shouted loudly, "A good girl framed you" and "Don't be a mushroom soup in a pile of food stalls". The "tutor" repeatedly instilled that "a good girl gets a good word and a bad girl gets everything else", "a good girl will spoil love rat" and "a good girl is more likely to be disappointed in life than a bad girl". "Good girl" has become synonymous with "honest man".

However, this "good girl" misinterpreted by the "teacher" as "warm water" did not lose her position because she was quiet, shy, dignified and considerate. No matter being shaped or out of timidity, refusing to express one's heart, lacking L-shaped logic and habitual escape are the crux.

The key to getting rid of "warm water" is not unique dress, deliberate psychological manipulation or simple and rude "guidelines", such as "being ambiguous with several boys at the same time", but being honest with yourself. The defined "good girl" is not an independent and intelligent good girl, while the defined "bad girl" is a vague "false concept".

Text/Egret

Excerpt from the 24th China Youth Life Topic "20 17, those placebos you believe in".

Constellation query first constellation network monthly horoscope in 2022.

The eight characters are now the first hot spot in the hearts of young people, and their status has even surpassed the old yellow calendar. It is really gratifying that the short and fast fortune prediction and the analysis directed at people's hearts have enabled the eight characters to have their current status and achievements. Different constellations will continue to usher in good luck in 2022. So, what is the analysis result of the first constellation network queried by the horoscope? What is the monthly horoscope in 2022?

Constellation chá queries the first constellation network.

In April, 2022, the overall horoscope of Aries was ordinary, and the momentum alone could not really conquer other people's hearts. This month, Aries must convince people by reasoning, and force cannot solve the problem. Some Aries should be careful about following the trend. They shouldn't have such behavior. They should stay away from people who do it.

In April 2022, Leo's overall fortune is good, and the establishment of cooperative relationship will change the current living conditions. It is important for Leo to cooperate with whom. Cooperation needs tacit understanding, and pure rental tacit understanding needs to be cultivated. Contact with strangers should be cautious this month.

In April 2022, Virgo's overall fortune performance is average, and a quiet living environment will be Virgo's favorite. This month, Virgos will refuse those useless parties and entertainment activities, and they will leave more time for their families. In the face of managing contacts, Virgo has also become cautious.

In April 2022, Gemini's overall fortune was average, and hard work was rewarded. Geminis don't have to worry about their future development, so it's enough to do things right now. This month, Gemini will be praised and recognized for their kindness to miè, and their fair and just attitude towards life is pleasant.

Monthly horoscope in 2022

Aries, March 21-April 20

This is a month to really determine your intentions. No matter what constellation, when they have so many ideas, no one can think clearly. Authorization, remember that patience is a virtue in the next month. In April, please pay attention to your words and promises. You may eventually agree to some promises that are not good for you. Everything is for yourself, so enjoy the reality. Overseas contacts will bring good luck in business. You must follow them. Leave a message now to hear how travel will change your life in the next few weeks.

Taurus: April 2 1- May 2 1.

You will find it difficult to treat those who offend you, which seems to be mainly because you have been treated as a fool many times in the past few weeks. Mars often puts your heart on what you want. Only by sticking to this idea can you succeed in your work. A colleague has advised you to leave. You have high-level friends now. Take advantage of this fact and don't be afraid to ask for what you think you really deserve. Please leave a message, start talking now, and listen to how this planet brings back the past faces to your present ZAI.

Gemini, May 22nd to June 2nd1

When you enter April, you must make a plan for yourself, so focus on your priorities, or you may ruin your efforts in the past two months. Scorpio and Taurus help you focus on success. From 14, you can clearly know who your true friends and allies are. You have learned your lesson and started saving for the future you really want to live in. Believe what you want, and your dream will come true. "Love affair" looks much more interesting than "love affair", especially related to words or texts. Leave a message and chat now, at a glance.

Where is the most accurate constellation query?

The first constellation network was established in 2005 and operated by Xiamen Ruijie Network Co., Ltd. It includes twelve constellations, fortune telling, psychological test, tarot cards, Duke of Zhou, online fortune telling, zodiac, geomantic numerology, blood type, constellation gallery, knowledge hall and astrolabe.