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1, the pig has been reading it for a long time. 3. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again. 2. I didn't sleep in class, but I was drunk on the wine table ~ 1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 3. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu ... 4. Take other people's road and leave others no choice. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked too many chefs in 19 years! 6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths! 1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. 2. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; It's not necessarily an angel with wings-mother says it's a bird man. 3. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing. You can't accommodate two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 5. Don't be indifferent to animals that bleed for a week ... 6. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field. 7. Women must remember: eat well, have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our children. 1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished. One day, I dreamed that I spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty ... 3. I made great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp! The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find yourself really ugly. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune. 7. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big. 8. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker. 9. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy. 10. Living in bed, dying in bed, wanting to live and dying, is also in bed. 1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women here ... Tell her to go back to sleep! My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but didn't see its owner. 1. If a tree is not peeled, it will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. 2. Don't do things with your heart, and don't do anything with your heart. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all my life. 4. SAO belongs to SAO, SAO has SAO chastity; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity. 5. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales ... 6. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. 8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out. 1 1. In a few decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and then send them to the countryside to make fertilizer. 2. An expert looks at the doorway, while a layman looks at the sidewalk. There are no wild flowers on the roadside, step on them! 4. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I will create a country. 6. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables. 7. I saw our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are serious. 8. I met a writer's signature: it seems so, but it is not. 9. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I say, I like it every day. 10. I met a sleeping king in my class. Signature: three minutes full in the morning, three minutes full in the middle and six minutes full after dinner. 1. Log off at midnight 12! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again. 2. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it? 3. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, China Academy of Sciences. I won the Nobel Prize offline for a long time and the Oscar Prize invisibly for life ... 4. We want to fly in heaven, and the two birds become one. I want to be a pig in the same circle! 7. Split up-do you want a piece of the action? 8. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night. 9. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone. 10. I think I would like it if I came a little late in the morning. 2. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me. 3. Buddha said: "It took 500 times to look back at the past life before I got the pass of this life." Five hundred times in my life, I'd rather pass the world once. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 5. I am an actor, and my eyes are greedy when I see the beautiful MM. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 10. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? 1. You can go as far as you want! 2. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated. Guest officer, please respect yourself. The little girl only sells herself, not herself. You can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human! 7. Take the road of NB and let SB say it! 8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 9. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!" 10. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people! 1. recruit small MM to water together; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River. 2. Love at first sight, then decline and finally run out. A person is not lonely, but only when he misses someone. 4. Life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy. If I can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front! 6. Work QQ, refuse to chat, and if you want to speak strongly, every word is hairy; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticons, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, double holidays, business as usual; Wanted, 1. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated. 2. The road is long, and I will go up and down for help. Knit me a scarf, and I am willing to repay it with my lifelong concern. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf! Men don't pretend to understand, but women are just the opposite. 6. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation. 1. When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods. The garden can't be closed in spring, so I'm going to pick an apricot from the wall. Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today. I am old, my wife and my wife. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspool. 7. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only the wind can accompany me. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious. 1. Money is not a problem, but no money! I was drunk and refused to accept anyone, so I held the wall! I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out. 4. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's. 6. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible. 7. Youth is like toilet paper. You can see a lot, but it's not enough. 8. Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 9. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~~~ 12. My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this 13. Don't be lazy with me. 16 I'm too lazy to compare with you. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. My words are over ... 18. My name is God, my name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma number is Tathagata ... 2 1. The farmer's three fists hurt a little. Actually, I-today, I'm a bitch. I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs. 24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. 25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives. 26. As long as you work hard, you can take a serious shit. 27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil, only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are "descendants of the dragon". 30. Lovers eventually become family members 3 1. Spring has come, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while ... 32. Lie down where you fell. 33. Don't be arrogant, you think I'm HELLO KITTY! 34. Yes, I have been thinking ~◆ Are women fat, plump, thin, slim, tall, slim, short or petite? Professor: 90% of adult women in China are not virgins. The President wrote to other 65,438+00% women. Have you ever heard of this? The girls shook their heads. "So you didn't get the letter!" ◆ "How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime." "Is that all?" "Isn't a dime ten dollars?" You are very creative. This is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. God lost his temper. If you live, who will set off the beauty of the world without you! 0 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird! 02. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish. 03. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint. 05. Life can't be like cooking. You can't cook until all the materials are ready. 07. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever. ...