Speak sentences humorously.

What wonderful and funny sentences are used to make people laugh? The following are funny sentences I compiled for your reading.

Wonderful and funny talk about sentence excerpts 1. Is going to work boring? Flip a coin to play, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you smash it. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

I spent 80,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar from the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to the Jianbao column for identification yesterday. The expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I buried my wife in the soil in spring, and I will be shot in autumn.

If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you can find your father Kim Il Sung.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all.

The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

7. Being beautiful doesn't depend on your parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

Yesterday, I took part in the pigeon racing in the city. As a result, I went alone.

9. A news report said that iPhone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

10. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

1 1. I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

12. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo!

13. You can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

14. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. When you are constipated, don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity.

15. It's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down for help.

16. It is said that man was originally a complete circle, and was divided into two halves because he offended God, so we spent our whole life looking for the lost other half. But since they are all semicircles, how similar they should be, so you can easily find the wrong one, so don't apologize to the previous people. Everyone just hasn't met the right person, even though they once believed that the other person was the one they were looking for.

17. Tomorrow is tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.

18. I am old, my wife and my wife.

19. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die several times on several nearby trees ~

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

2 1. Love as if you have never been hurt; Sing as if no one is listening; Dance as if no one is watching; Work as if you were not paid; Well, let's just say today is the last day.

22. Gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.

23. People who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say that it doesn't work.

24. You told me to get out, and I got out. You told me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

25. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?

Do you think I have no feelings because I am poor and plain? I swear to you, if God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make you unable to leave me, just as I can't leave you now. Although God didn't do this, we are still equal in spirit.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

You can't accommodate two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

The bell rang again and again, quiet and serene. Even in a good month when a woman is a bride, the bell always smells of autumn.

Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, this is not your child, and you are not responsible.

7. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and the devil wears clothes 1. I am against the wind, which is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

8. Mom said: People had better not miss two things. The last bus home, and a person who loves you deeply. I want to take the last bus to meet someone who loves me.

9. Fate is a book. If you turn it over, you will miss it. If you read too carefully, you will cry.

10. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, and everyone will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, so we have to send them to the countryside to make fertilizer.

1 1. The sphere is also a graph!

12. Marry Tang Priest when you grow up. Play if you can, and eat him if you can't.

13. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish, I finally said that I also brought personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

14. People have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

15. It is better to have no hope at the beginning than to be disappointed afterwards.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

2) The teacher said that we are too young to fall in love, because we are all raising other people's daughters-in-law, which is not worth it!

3) I was always entangled when I was a child. When I grew up, did I go to Tsinghua? Or go to "Peking University"? I didn't know I really thought too much until I grew up!

4) The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together, you buy apples instead of meals and I buy apples.

5) Nothing is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet.

6) Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

7) Think about it, I will be very happy to change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

8) Not my brother, not alone, but my sister-in-law is so charming.

9) Your grade is an X, and you always sow discord between us and our parents.

10) What is the head teacher? The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your feelings.

1 1) My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

12) learn ten things and I know nine things, which is equivalent to knowing nothing.

13) I decided to sell glutinous rice balls in the morning of the fifteenth day of the first month, roses at noon, movie tickets at night, condoms at night and contraceptives the next morning. I'm so excited to think about it I want to have a rhythm!

14) I used to be a schoolmaster, until one day I wanted to see the world of scum, and I couldn't find my way back.

Give me a girl and I can create a country. Give me a girl and I can create a country. Give me a girl and I can create a country.

A collection of humorous classic sentences 1) I'm not in a good mood recently, and I plan to go to heaven tomorrow.

2) I fell when I was a child, and I cried first, whether it hurt or not …

3) A slip of the foot makes a romantic figure through the ages.

4) I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

5) If marriage is a grave-sweeping, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is a grave-sweeping.

6) The best things in the world are eating and sleeping.

I feel sorry for your uncle.

8) Insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that one night less sleep will kill you.

9) Don't commit suicide when you open your mouth and wave your claws at me.

Life grinds us around in order to make us go further.

1 1) Remembering that someone said that a sequel to flying swords of dragon gate would be made, the title of the film was flying swords of dragon gate, I prayed to myself not to make the third episode.

12) What is romance? Is to send her a rose when you know that she doesn't like you. What is waste? Is to send her a rose and know that she likes you.

13) Why did Guan Yu die before Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...

14) I found that in study, like Big Wolf, we appeared in an extremely NB posture every semester, and left in an SB posture that everyone expected at the end of the semester. Finally, I want to shout: I will study hard …

15) The loneliness of one person is actually the fault of two people …

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