20 1 1 crosstalk, expert guidance, emotional expert lines, many, I got high marks.

A: Health expert B: Financial expert C: Collection expert D: Emotional expert E: Jiang Kun.

ABCD: Here, (d) Several of our experts have paid a New Year call to you. (ABCD hands it over)

A: Health experts wish you good health.

Financial experts wish you all the best.

C: The collector wishes you a fortune.

Emotional experts wish you a beautiful heart!

E: hey ~ ~ and me, I'll pay a New Year call to everyone! I wish everyone a happy family life, and every day is like Chinese New Year, ok? (Turning to the middle) I'm coming!

ABCD: (looking at E)(D says) Eh! (ABCD points to e) yue!

E: Who is Yue?

Jiang Kun! Why are you dressed like this on New Year's Day?

E: The experts told me to dress like this. (d: experts? Experts say: (ABCD: Ah) Clothing represents the world (referring to the clothes inside), and the coat represents the country (pulling the clothes outside). (Finger audience) The characteristics of rabbit clothing-mix and match! (ABCD: laughing) Come on, how about an evaluation?

D: great! (Jiang Kun) It's called New Year's Dress Mix.

ABCD: (pointing to Jiang Kun) Jiang Kun is a fool! (e) Pull down the CD by hand)

E: Stop joking! I'm telling you! I am an expert at my age! (Roll up your sleeves)

D: Then forget about it today. (Jiang Kun)

Then listen to me! (①)

E: And you are-

A: Health experts!

E: (clapping hands) It's so important to keep healthy! (Holding A's hand) I have to listen to you!

Do you know the meaning of keeping healthy?

E: I know longevity!

A: (palms facing E) What you said is macro. (Turning to the audience and smiling back) What can be more specific?

E: You have to give an example!

Please help yourself to something and I'll tell you!

E: (turning to BCD) Did you bring any food?

BCD: (motioning with his hand) No.

(A person in the field hands an apple to E)

E: Thank you. Thank you!

A: (holding E's hand) Take this banana for example!

E: Wait a minute, wait a minute. (Stop A) What is that look? ! Apple!

A: Ah, hey, I just want to pop the word apple out of your mouth.

E: Why?

Have you ever eaten an apple?

E: Yes.

A: How to eat?

E: Peel the skin.

A: (turning to the right) How can you peel the skin and eat it? (Ask BCD later) You ask these experts, what's on the leather?

BCD: (slightly stooping) Nutrition!

E: I haven't finished telling the truth. I ...

A: (Interrupt E) There are rich anticancer substances on the skin. If you peel and eat, refuse to prevent cancer!

E: I'll just eat it with the skin. Here, here.

A: (turning right) How can you take the belt away? (Ask BCD later) What's on the skin?

BCD: (slightly stooping) Pesticide!

Why should I use pesticides here and here?

A: This pesticide is oily and can't be washed with water at all! Eating two apples a day like you can increase the incidence of breast cancer by 47%! (pointing to e)

E: (pointing to himself) Me, me-breast cancer? !

A: (turning to the audience) What's the matter? Where does it stipulate that famous actors cannot get breast cancer?

E: I'm a man!

A: (motioning with his hand) An apple peel can't tell a man from a woman!

E: (asks the audience, then turns to A) Should I eat with or without skin?

A: It doesn't matter. (Holding out his hands) What our experts care about is when you eat.

E: (to the audience) Me! I eat in the morning. (face turns to e)

How can you eat in the morning? An empty stomach-bang! !

E: (startled) What's the matter?

Blood sugar has gone up. (Take a step back)

E: (Step forward) Oh-well, then I'll eat at noon.

How can you eat at noon? Full belly-bang! !

E: (scared again) What's wrong with this, this?

A: Blood lipids have increased. (Step forward)

E: then I'll eat it at night!

How can you eat at night? Abdominal distension-bang! !

E: (scared again) What's the matter?

Blood pressure's up!

E: Then I, I will eat separately in the morning, noon and evening.

A: Eat separately? ! That is—

ABCD: Bang Bang! ! !

E: (stupefied, turns to the audience) This is not an apple, (turns to A) This is a mine! Here you are. So when should I eat?

I told you to remember.

Einstein: Hmm.

A: You can eat it whenever you want.

(in distress situation) What kind of expert are you? You ... (A quits)

Oh, come on, come on, come on!

Einstein: Huh?

Don't listen to him. Financial experts tell you that if you don't manage money, money will ignore you.

E: That's true.

Look what he said that half a day. Where is "Bangbang"

E: Hmm!

B: there is no conclusion at all.

E: Isn't it?

B: You have to listen to the financial expert "Bang ..."

E: (Interrupting B) Why are you "Bangbang" too?

Can I give you some advice?

E: Oh ~ ~ Can you give me a suggestion?

B: Hey ~ ~

E: That's right!

This apple is bought.

E: Yes!

Let me ask you something, okay?

E: Ah.

This apple is buy more, buy more. ...

E: (Interrupting B) Why did I buy so many?

B: What size?

E: What size?

B: Hmm.

What does this size matter?

Of course it matters.

Einstein: Hmm.

You are really a big apple with such a big stone. Such a big apple has such a big stone. The pulp is several times more than that! You said you should buy more and more. ...

E: What size do you want?

What a small one!

Why did you make it smaller?

B: small ones are cheap!

E: There is more meat than a big one!

B: You have a lot of meat and worms!

E: You said let me ... here. ...

B: size really doesn't matter! The key is when to buy it.

When did you say you bought it?

B: during the day!

E: During the day.

When the sunlight is the most poisonous,

E: Ah.

B: The position where you stand is particularly important. Remember, you must turn your back on the sun. When you make the apple seller face the sun and his eyes can't see clearly, you can pick it up when he isn't looking.

E: I'm leaving.

B: Run!

Is this allowed?

Don't let him catch it.

If I have to catch him, he will hit me!

B: he's going to hit you. You need me!

E: Oh.

B: Then I must be-

E: No!

Hmm?

E: No!

Hmm?

E: What was that?

B: Never mind!

E: If you can't control it, just put me at your place. (Turning) Well, I risked my life for an apple.

B: That's right.

E: What's the matter?

B: The slogan of our financial management is: As long as you have money, don't die!

E: I didn't, I, I, I. ...

C: Mr Jiang, Mr Jiang,

Einstein: Hmm.

C: Let me say a few words to you.

E: And you are-

C: collectors.

A collector?

C: mm-hmm

E: Why do you have that smell?

C: it's not the smell. People are not allowed to enter the village.

Oh ...

Is he going to the village?

Abd: Ask questions, baby!

C: Let's say this apple.

E: Ah, apples.

C: You turn this apple over.

E: Oh, turn it over.

C: Look carefully!

E: look carefully!

C: Do you have your signature?

E: Hey hey, what's Apple's signature?

C: You, an ordinary tire. I can't see the value of this apple.

E: Isn't there just an ordinary apple here?

C: Ordinary apples?

E: Ah.

C: To collect it, you have to give it meaning.

E: What is the connotation of this, this and this?

C: If the experts tell you now.

E: Ah.

C: If this apple was chewed by Lafayette Cixi and US President Barack Obama-is it still valuable?

E: Nothing. Where did you get the price?

C: Although this is an ordinary apple.

E: Ah.

C: However, it has been watched by more than one billion viewers for a long time, and you, Jiang Kun, have been holding it for a long time.

E: Ah.

This is no ordinary apple.

E: This is-

C: Cover with hot apples!

Oh, hey ... What's the use?

C: It will be very collectible!

E: collection value?

C: What are you going to do with such a collectible apple?

E: I ate it.

Have you eaten?

Einstein: Hmm.

C: That's called destroying cultural relics.

E: What should I do?

C: You buried it.

E: He said it was-

Bury it!

C: You can take it out again in a few years.

E: He said it was-

Take it out!

C: You eat it again.

E: Wow! Everything is rotten! Me, me, me, and besides, they all grew into trees!

Oh, you buried this tree, too

E: Bury the tree, too?

C: Yes, you can take the tree out again after one hundred years.

E: (motioning with his hand) I won't wait a hundred years, and I won't be here in fifty years.

C: Then bury you, too.

E: bury me, too

C: I will take you out in a few years.

E: Why are you messing with me?

C: Remember, if you want to appreciate the collection, you have to bury yourself-(ce:)!

E: It must be buried. What an expert!

D: Well, Jiang Kun, the emotional experts found that you are a person who has been hurt emotionally.

E: What makes you think that?

How can you bury yourself?

E: He just helped me bury it.

C: Appreciation.

D: Let me ask you something.

E: Ah.

D: Why did you choose apples among many fruits?

E: I didn't choose it. A lesbian family just handed it to me.

Do you know what this apple symbolizes?

What does it symbolize?

D: Apple stands for temptation.

Einstein: Yo! Temptation?

D: It means that you are not satisfied with your present feelings!

Einstein: Yo?

D: You subconsciously expect temptation.

I dive, dive ...

D: Do you know how the subconscious comes from?

E: I don't know.

D: It depends on your personality.

Einstein: Really?

D: And personality is determined by the constellation and blood type.

E: Oh ~ ~

Let me ask you something, Jiang Kun. What's your blood type?

E: "type a."

Where is your lover?

E: "ab type"

D: Then you are finished. Two A's and one B's, you have nothing to be angry about.

Oh ~ ~ ~

What sign are you in?

I come from Aries.

Where is your lover?

E: "Leo"

D: You are finished again.

E: Why am I finished again?

D: The wolf ate the sheep and it got cold.

My lover is a Leo.

D: "Lions eat wolves, not to mention your sheep.

E: Then I'm finished.

D: What do you belong to?

E: "I am a tiger".

Where is your lover?

E: "It's also a tiger's."

D: you're finished. When two tigers fight, there must be a wound.

E: Then why do you have to hurt me?

She is a tigress.

Now that you mention it, how should I spend the New Year?

Listen to me.

e； Ah.

A: You have to live a healthy year!

B: No, no, no, you have to spend a fiscal year!

C: Collection is still meaningful!

D: You must spend an emotional year.

E: No, no, no, how to spend this healthy year?

What are you going to eat during the Spring Festival?

E: Have some jiaozi with three fresh fillings.

A: How can I eat three fresh fillings?

What stuffing should I eat?

A: According to the healthy trend this year, you have to eat mung bean stuffing.

E: Can I cook mung beans well?

How can you cook and eat? 、

E: Then I will ...

A: Steam it in the pot!

E: That family eats jiaozi on New Year's Eve, and our family eats tofu.

A: It's too late for you to exercise at the age of 30! You have to start when you are young!

E: I know: twenty-three, honey melon stick. 24 ...

A: Oh, no, no, no, they are all old almanac! Listen to my new health formula!

E: formula?

A: Twenty-three.

E: Ah.

A: Mung bean soup.

E: Oh, eat mung beans.

A: Hey.

E: Twenty-four

A: Mung bean day. The legal day to eat mung beans.

E: What about eating?

A: Hey.

E: Twenty-five

A: Boiled mung beans.

E: Twenty-six.

A: Boiled mung beans.

E: Twenty-seven

A: Mung beans are thin.

Einstein: Twenty-eight.

A: Mung bean hair.

E: Twenty-nine.

A: Eat all night!

E: Isn't that eating green?

A: Green is right.

E: Why?

A: Jade is the most valuable now!

C: You'd better bury it!

Ed: Oh, no, no, no. ...

B: Oh, that's all right. Okay, okay, don't listen to him.

E: Ah.

B: If you follow his way of eating, you can't live without 100 Jin of mung beans this year.

E: Yes, that's it.

You don't conform to our financial philosophy.

E: Then tell me what you think.

We can spend as little money as possible.

Einstein: Hmm.

B: Don't spend it if you can. It's best not to spend a penny.

E: What can I eat for free?

B: Remember my financial formula at the beginning of the year?

E: You have a formula?

B: Of course!

E: Twenty-three.

B: I've been hungry all day.

E: No food?

B: Hey-

E: Twenty-four

B: taboo day.

E: Still not eating?

B: Um-

E: Twenty-five

B: Eat on an empty stomach.

E: Three days. Twenty-six

B: Look at this meat.

E: Twenty-seven

Think about the chicken.

Einstein: Twenty-eight.

B: Smell the duck.

E: Twenty-nine.

Let you go.

Ouch, ouch ... I'm starving. Why don't you send me away?

B: If you really can't decide. Then we can only spend less.

E: No matter how little ... you have to eat jiaozi.

Oh, jiaozi is eaten all over the country, and the price of that stuffing has also gone up. Not cost-effective!

E: What shall I eat during the Spring Festival?

You can eat moon cakes.

E: Are there any moon cakes in the Spring Festival?

B: Yes! '

E: Where is it?

B: The rest is on August 15.

E: I'll eat the rest?

B: Cheap!

E: what shall I eat on August 15?

B: Eat zongzi.

E: Is there?

B: Yes! '

E: Where is it?

B: The rest is on May 5th.

E: What shall I eat on May 5th?

B: Have Yuanxiao.

E: Is there?

B: Yes! '

E: Where is it?

B: The rest are on the fifteenth day of the first month.

E: What shall I eat on the fifteenth day of the first month?

B: Eat jiaozi!

E: Is there?

B: Yes! '

E: Where is it?

ACD: The rest of the Spring Festival!

E: I haven't eaten anything serious this year. It's all leftovers.

B: You … you can save money!

E: Your stomach is not good!

Isn't that why you save money?

E: You said this. ...

C: Mr. Jiang, let's collect it.

Do you have a formula?

C: Of course there is a formula.

E: Twenty-three.

C: find a brick.

E: Twenty-four

C: lettering

E: Twenty-five

C: Put some dirt on it.

Einstein: Twenty-six years old,

C: affectation is old.

E: Twenty-seven

C: brush it on.

Einstein: Twenty-eight.

C: Brush it.

E: I'll do it on the 29th!

C: Bah! You have to bury it! !

E: There's nothing to cheat here!

Captain: I said Jiang Kun!

Einstein: Huh?

C: You haven't wasted all these years.

E: Exactly.

Hey-you have to have an emotional year!

E: What's your emotional year?

C: I want to ask you.

E: Ah.

C: Do you want to improve your happiness index?

E: Yes.

C: Do you want to get a good impression?

E: Yes.

C: Then what are you waiting for?

E: Spring Festival is the best time!

C: You also have a formula?

E: Of course!

C: Remember my emotional formula.

E: Twenty-three.

C: Turn your back on him!

E: this will provoke my husband and wife relationship! Twenty-four

C: picky.

E: Twenty-five

C: Add some congestion.

E: Twenty-six.

C: Scold her uncle.

E: Why should I scold her uncle?

C: Didn't his uncle set you up?

E: Wow! twenty-seven

C: Separate.

Einstein: Twenty-eight.

C: Split up.

E: Twenty-nine.

C: Just kick her out-

E: I've never heard of it! ! I blew her away? 40 years of love, say "blow her away" and then blow her away? Besides, it's gone. Who have you been with?

Who sent you apples just now? Right? Let's applaud Jiang Kun for igniting new hope in life!

E: I've never heard of it! Everybody, help me with my advice. Can you listen to these people during the Spring Festival? Can I listen to him? Can I listen to him? I listen to collectors.

ABCD: Huh? What do you collect?

E: I'll collect four pseudo experts for you!

ABCD: We are worthless! !

E: You will appreciate in two years! !

ABCD: What's wrong?

E: I'll give you four-

ABCD: Ah.

E: buried!

ABCD: Got it! !