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1. I don't seem to know what love is, but when I met you, I understood everything.

Every time I see you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

3, life and death are too proud, and love for money is not obvious.

4, you boy, you are too crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

Your life is short, but I am fat for a while.

6. What if Wang Sicong has more money? I'm still the woman he can't have.

7. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. When you look angry, you wipe your ass too carefully.

8. Frustration is a stumbling block for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong.

9. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

10, if life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.

1 1. Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in an old room.

12, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into pieces or pieces. I thought about it and said, have a piece! Can't eat all the pieces!

13, ugly before, embarrassed to take a selfie. It's different now, and now I have a thick skin.

14, I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

15, although I believe in vows of eternal love, I don't necessarily believe in you!

16, it's really my favorite high school, and I didn't get in.

17, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

18, I'm unlucky to meet you at the best age.

19, I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart.

20. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

2 1, young people should not lose heart because of a subject of mathematics. You are not the only one who can't do it.

22. Finally, the relationship with most people is: only take traffic, not people's hearts.

23. Pay attention to details, and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

25. I really like you, just like when I was a child, I wrapped my favorite candy intact, took a sip when I was greedy, and it was sweet to my heart.

26. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

27. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

28, you roll for me, keep rolling.

29. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

30. My wife is a very reasonable person. She will ask my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will argue until I agree.

3 1, can you be my friend? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

33. I killed five mosquitoes, and four of them had their period.

As a man, I cleverly avoid any details that can excite girls. It is not easy to think about it!

Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

36. The whole youth is used to look back on youth, and the whole life is used to doubt life.

It's getting colder and colder. If I don't reply to your message in the future, it's not that I'm cold, but that my hands are cold.

38,10,000 and 1 million are the same, because I don't have any!

39. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

40. Sometimes you are about to do something consciously, and suddenly someone urges you to do it, and you don't want to do it in an instant.

4 1, format yourself, just to delete you.

42. After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

43. To love a person means to love everything about him, so my wife loves not only my people, but also my money.

44. Don't always scold me for hating iron. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

45. As soon as you appeared, the cucumber became cold.

46, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

47. Hello, you make my heart beat. Please be responsible.

48. Your biggest problem is not your confusion about the future, but your inability to get up.

49. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it?

50. A funny loser during the day and a depressed monster at night.

5 1, you always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

52. Taurus belongs to the stuffy cylinder model. Is falling in love with Taurus similar to sneaking into America by bilge?

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

54. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

55. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

57. I can't help playing a game before going to bed. If I lose, I can't sleep. If I win, I'm too excited to sleep. Forget it. Let's try again.

58. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

59. I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

6 1, don't call him an idiot. The premise of brain damage is that he has a brain. The question is, did he?

62. Blink your eyes if you like, and put your left foot on your right shoulder if you don't like it.

63. Don't envy others' happiness. Maybe it's for you.

64. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.

You don't like me now. I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

66. I'm going to get a haircut. I'm going to sprain my neck with bangs

67. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

68. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. For a long time, there was actually no day suitable for work.

69. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

70. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

7 1, hold your hand. If the child doesn't leave, he will stun the child and continue to drag it.

72. I have put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

73. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

74. Are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

75. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family, because she suddenly felt that hitting me was more interesting.

76. I used to get 60 points, just like my dead dad; Now I got 60 points, just like being a grandfather.

77. I want to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.

78. In my life, it is sweet when I have you and salty when I have you.

79. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.

80. Tell me something you wanted to do but didn't do in high school. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang.