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1. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

2. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

If you are willing to tear my heart layer by layer, I will tell you that you will go to jail.

4. Losing weight and saving money are all bullshit. When you cry like a fool when you are frustrated, it is not hot pot, barbecue and cake that help you tide over the difficulties, but buying bags, shoes and lipstick.

5. You are not really fat. It's just that when Nu Wa made you out of clay, she used a lot of clay.

Our biggest worry is that our memory is too good. If everything can be forgotten, every day in the future will be a new starting point.

7. A kind old gentleman walked slowly in the street and saw a boy trying to ring the doorbell, but he couldn't reach it. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. The boy then said to the old man, "well done, let's run!" “

8. If you are drunk today, you won't walk backwards.

9. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; If you have the right children, you don't have to work.

10, woke up in the middle of the night, got up silently and tucked my roommate in.

1 1. Whatever you do, you should focus on persistence and don't be afraid of failure. It is said that failure is success. You pursue her baby, of course you have to laugh.

12 actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

13, ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

14, fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.

15, don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

16, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

17, time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes a feed and a knife because you are a pig.

18, during the exam, I wanted to turn the salted fish over. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

This spring morning, I woke up carefree and yawned at home. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

20. If you didn't receive an apple on Christmas Eve or a present at Christmas, please don't feel sad or sad. Then there are New Year's Day, Spring Festival and Valentine's Day, and you get used to it.

2 1, go your own way, do what you want, and let the cat and dog call you!

22. Everything can be seen and life can be embarrassing.

23. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

24. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are the place where dreams begin.

25. When talking about feelings, my head hurts, and I spend a lot of money and waste my life.

26. There must be a great woman behind a successful man and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

27. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

28. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? For example, dreams.

29. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

3 1, I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

32. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single, let me stay single.

33. Every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

34. The night is beautiful tonight. I really want to share it with you and enjoy it with you ... however, I'm worried that others will look at us differently. After all, it is difficult to take a stupid pig out at night without attracting others' attention!

Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl than me, a gentler girl and a girl who loves you more, but they will definitely not eat, sleep and harass me.

36. Do you know why I am single now? Because there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, not because I am a rabbit, but because I am grass.

37. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, hey, there is another father! When a man falls in love with you, you will find that one more son is still a rebel!

38. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I thought about having a big fight with her, but she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried.

39. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

40. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you can't catch it, it will disappear.

4 1, I can't find my favorite umbrella, I'd rather get wet.

42. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, the company will know whether I am there or not.

43. Today, I cut a bitter gourd, and this product is smiling at me, which makes me unable to eat!

44. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one for borrowing money from you.

45. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

46. Being a man for the first time. Why should I let you go?

47. I heard that quitting smoking can prolong my life span by ten years, so I quit smoking, smoking, quitting smoking and smoking again and again, and I discovered the secret of immortality.

48. There is a popular saying recently: Cute is nothing in front of sexy! This is indeed a reality, just as ugliness is nothing compared with poverty and weakness!

49. What stars are there in your eyes? It's all gum.

50. Nowadays, no one will believe you are a student if you are not puppy love, mean, cheating, rebellious, copying homework or playing mobile phone.

5 1, I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

You are a mature spare tire, so you should learn to roll by yourself.

I raise myself well and don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

55. I am a small veterinarian who specializes in young people's bragging.

56. Now, what qualifications do men have to tell their sisters to grow old together? I'm bald before my gray hair grows.

57. There are always some people around me who laugh funnier than me.

58. I'm a little short of "special diligence", just a "bitter".

59. Since I know that eating goods is better than crazy goods, I think I'd better be a foodie.

60. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

6 1, obviously the same content, why do you always feel that the teacher can't tell the feeling of Qingguo College?

62. When I went out to work many years ago, I secretly vowed that I would drive a luxury car and wear sunglasses to return to my hometown. Today, my dream is half realized. Today, I went back to my hometown with sunglasses!

63. When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy because I would become a white swan when I grew up. But what I didn't expect was that now they call me ugly duck.

64. The poor have a peaceful mind, while the fat man concentrates on it.

65. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

66. Last night, a buddy got drunk, poured his own wine and said, "All right, all right."

67. A girl who loves to laugh won't be too unlucky, but I just want to know how she can laugh if a girl has been unlucky all the time.

68. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is a real man.

70. Maturity means that even if your heart is broken, you still go to work the next morning.

7 1, don't touch the teacher during the exam, he really thinks he teaches well!

72. It is very hot, isn't it? It will be very cold on Qixi Day.

73. My wife is a very reasonable person. She always asks my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will hit me until I agree.

74. As long as a courier is still on the road, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.

75. I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends. People who can see this, don't ask me why.

76. If today's girls walk in ancient streets and are dragged back by the emperor to wash their faces at night, will they be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

77. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

78. Every wonderful life has a 2B youth.

79. My present situation: I am too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.