What's my excuse for asking for leave?

Whether at school or at work, people always want to escape. When you want to be late or absent, you always need ever-changing reasons.

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1, later article:

Get lost;

The alarm clock was swallowed by the dog;

Being lovelorn is in a bad mood;

Walk too fast and twist your feet;

I choked on my breakfast;

Watch TV and forget the time;

Help grandma cross the road;

Take the lost child home;

Thought the teacher would be late collectively;

The road was blocked by the enemy;

The rented comics will expire today, so get them back first.

The sun is too strong, heatstroke faints;

Riding dad to catch a plane;

Huang Li said that going out too early today is a disaster of mass annihilation;

Send breakfast to your girlfriend;

I accidentally fell into the ditch and couldn't get out;

I found a typo in my homework before I went out, so I have to rewrite it perfectly.

I was called home for dinner by my mother just after I went out;

2. Absence:

Hit a telephone pole by bike;

I accidentally knocked off my front teeth when I went out, and I quickly filled my teeth when I couldn't see anyone.

Can't find clothes to wear and can't go out;

Lao Zhang bought a car full of cabbages downstairs, and I learned from Lei Feng to help him carry the cabbages to the 24th floor.

Decepticons will soon come to help autobots buy engine oil;

There is a large temple fair in the village, and my father said that I would go back to the village for the fair first.

Eating roasted oysters and drinking draft beer lead to fever and diarrhea;

There is no toilet paper at home, so I can only wait for my mother to come home from work;

* * Colleagues told me to have a rest today;

There is an earthquake in the morning and I am afraid of aftershocks;

I'm afraid of a fire when I take the bus, so I ride a bike. As a result, riding too fast scared passers-by and sent them to the hospital.

Go to the school gate and find beriberi committed, and go home to raise your feet;

Accidentally hit the time machine, and now people are in1840;

Accidentally walked into any door and got lost in the soul world;

When I went out in the morning, I met Haidong Blackmarket. He said that he had stolen the school, only to find that it was really missing.

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Well, I don't think these reasons can convince the leader to let me go on a business trip. What should I do? Is there any reason why it is not feasible? Give me a reason. Do you need a reason to ask for leave? Don't you need a reason? Do you need a reasonable reason? Do you need unreasonable reasons? Give me a reason to ask for leave!