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Tigers don't show off. You think I'm HELLO KITTY! .

Donkey, yes, read it backwards ~

The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

Lose ...

No money, no power, no more kindness to you. Can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Go to Google and Baidu to see.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face …

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Do whatever you want!

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!