A short humorous story

A short humorous story. In daily life, we can read more humorous stories in our spare time, which can make our mood happy and make us full of vitality. Next, I will take you to know more about humorous stories.

Humorous stories 1

Squirrels and grey rabbits

The squirrel jumped down from the tree and went to the stream to drink water. The grey rabbit came out of the grass and came to the stream to drink water. The squirrel wagged its big hairy tail and said to the gray rabbit, "Look, how long and beautiful my tail is." This is the best tail in the world! Look at your tail again. Short and ugly. I am really sorry for you! "

The grey rabbit gave the squirrel a disdainful look and said coldly, "What's wrong with a long tail? I think your tail is a burden. " Look, my tail is short and sharp. This is the best tail in the world! "

Both the squirrel and the grey rabbit say that their tails are good and their faces are red. The bird passed by the stream and heard the quarrel between the squirrel and the gray rabbit. He said, "Squirrels can cover their big tails like quilts when sleeping, and they can also play a balance role when jumping around trees. It is really a good tail. "

The bird added, "The grey rabbit often runs hard to escape the chase of the grey wolf. Its tail is very short and it is very convenient to move. I think its tail is also very good. "

So your tails can't be compared, and you can't be arrogant.

Laugh and sneeze

The twelfth student of Forest School graduated. They want to take a picture of graduation photo-

Bears, hedgehogs, porcupines, rabbits and badgers are in the first row. Deer, monkeys, squirrels, foxes and hippos are in the second row. Little turtle sister and frog brother crouched in front.

Mr. rhinoceros, the photographer, pointed his camera at the light, and everyone was sad at the thought of leaving.

Mr. Rhino makes everyone smile, but no one can.

At this time, the bear, who has always been very naughty, cried, "Mr. rhinoceros, help!" Please shoot quickly, I can't help sneezing! " "Hearing this, everyone laughed with a bang.

"hey!" Mr. rhinoceros presses the shutter.

The photos have been developed. Every face in the photo is like the funniest story, and anyone who reads it will laugh for a long time. Everyone thanked Bear for that funny sneeze.

The bear is happy. He said, "My sneeze is fake!" "

Hearing this, everyone laughed more happily.

Humor Story 2 Humor Fairy Tales Elephants are afraid of small ants.

Mr. Elephant was walking on the road when it suddenly occurred to him that his corn porridge was still cooking in the pot. He was surprised:

"Oh, no! The corn porridge is going to be burnt! "

It looked scared and ran home.

The little ant saw it and said in surprise, "The elephant saw me. Why are you so scared? "

From then on, the little ant said to everyone, "I scared away an elephant!" " "

He saw the little frog and said proudly, "Hi! Mr. Frog, do you know? I scared away an elephant! "

Frogs don't believe it at all. He said, "Really? This joke didn't make me laugh at all. "

Say that finish, don't go back.

It saw the little beetle and said proudly, "hello!" " Beetle, I think there is one thing you must know. I scared away an elephant! "

The little beetle smiled and said, "I hope you can wake up from your sleep soon!" " "Say that finish, flew away.

It saw the little earthworm and held its head high and said to it, "Little earthworm, if you are smart enough, you will understand that I scared away an elephant!" " "

The little earthworm simply ignored it, because it had heard this sentence 123 times.

Walking, the little ant met the elephant again, and was about to threaten it again, only to hear the elephant mutter while walking (of course, its muttering is equivalent to calling out to the little ant. ):

"Fortunately, my corn porridge didn't paste! Really scared me to death! "

This time, the little ant fully understood what was going on. It ran away like an escape.

A humorous story at the morning meeting said to B, "I'm leaving this company. I hate this company!" " "B suggested:" I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! " ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "

Q: Why? B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "

A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers. When we meet again, B asks A, "Now is the time. Let's jump up and act quickly! " A smiled indifferently: "The boss and I have talked for a long time and are going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being. "

Experience: A person's work, only pay more than get, let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will give you more opportunities to create more profits for him.