Centennial classic of the Gregorian calendar

Lu Maozong, a native of Qing Dynasty. The word, also known as Hanlin, writes Zhao, which is extremely profound and slightly developed, but it is embellished. In fact, Hanlin's style of writing has its own specifications, all of which are similar.

There is not much specific information. But there is a story.

Speaking of that day, Yiyi, oh, you may not be familiar with this name, that is, Qing Wenzong, oh, I still don't know it, that is, Xianfeng! It is the husband of the famous Ye Henala Cixi Lafayette, so everyone knows it. There's nothing I can do. His wife is too famous. Oh, that's beside the point. Let's move on. The word "Yiyi" was really awkward and embarrassing that day. They gave such an embarrassing name to make people avoid it. Speaking of it, it is also considered that the emperor Lao Tzu thinks of the people. However, let's call him Xianfeng. ) After a big meal, it's really boring. Let's play football. My feet are too lazy to move. They are really stupid and not suitable for playing with anything! Xianfeng broke his leg riding when he was young. Although all the doctors were cured, he left a lame leg and walked unsteadily! Writing calligraphy, poetry and songs really doesn't have the two brushes made by his grandfather; Painting? Not like his grandfather Shunzhi, drawing a handprint or something. It's nothing. Look in the mirror, will you? Isn't that embarrassing? You mean disgusting yourself? A pockmarked face, what is there to see! What a bore!

Xianfeng suddenly remembered that there was a "red xianggong" in Beijing called "Zhu Lianfen" (note: 1659). The Qing court first banned official prostitutes in Beijing, and later official prostitutes all over the country were also banned one after another. When prostitution became illegal, many officials in the Qing dynasty had to adjust their sexual orientation slightly, so a "masculinity" that lasted for more than 200 years came into being. "Gu Xiang" is another name for sex workers, and it is also the apple of the Qing Dynasty's "masculine style" for 200 years. In literati's works, it is called "Tong Ming", and it is generally called "like menstruation", which means "like a girl". Someone in this crowd said angrily, I don't like to hear this name. Therefore, there are some good writers in homophones who call it "xianggong". Zhu Lianfen, from Suzhou, was the most popular "xianggong" at that time. He is not only famous for his appearance, but also has a delicate voice. He can write small poems and work in small letters, so he became famous and finally became famous all over the world-that is, Emperor Xianfeng of that dynasty. ), that's really beautiful and talented. In a word, it is indescribable! So Xianfeng changed his clothes and took two little eunuchs out of the Forbidden City.

It is an eternal truth that the eyes of theater owners have always been attracted only by silver. With so much money on the table of the Eight Immortals in Huang Huali, it is simply a universal pass that is more useful than a VIP. The boss directly led Xianfeng to the green passage, which must have been in the box. There is "Emerald Inn" on the stage, and everyone keeps their necks straight and hopes that Zhu Lianfen will come out early and have a good look. The gongs and drums will light up for a while and tease you for a while. It's almost as painful as the baby's stomachache, and I can't stand it. It's coming out soon. Chen Miaochang, played by Zhu Lianfen, finally came out in "There is still a face hidden behind the guitar"! Boy! I can't describe it, not to mention glamorous costumes and dazzling jewels, not to mention the tiny steps, sandy's jade hands, beautiful voice and beautiful singing voice. On that face and figure, in the northeast words: "God, the thief is beautiful!" ; In Tangshan words: "It's so beautiful, I don't know what's going on!" ; Chongqing said: "Black is beauty!" ; Mianyang said, "You are really beautiful!" ; The hometown people said: "I want to see a lot (dei three times)!" . The pioneer saw that Zhu Lianfen was really: crow green on the temples, phoenix green, autumn water and jade, but a petal like a face, a willow leaf, eyebrows and pioneer were already snow lions in the fire. One thousand words are omitted from it (fortunately, Jia Pingwa created this writing method, otherwise I really don't know how to write it). Xianfeng feels very good, in the words of Song Dandan, very good! But Xianfeng has to go to the early shift at six o'clock tomorrow, so he has to hurry back, so I won't mention the courage to say goodbye.

From this day on, Zhu Lianfen can't be the former Zhu Lianfen. Although the theater owner is still the original boss, he also knows that there are more important things than money. Therefore, Zhu Lianfen is no longer a person who can invite her family to sing in church as long as she has money. That Xianfeng called Zhu Lianfen to the palace every three days, and ignored the war with the British and French allied forces, not to mention Tian Ping Paradise, the burning of Yuanmingyuan by the British and French allied forces and other trivial matters.

However, players are players after all, and naturally there are many good fans and fans. There is only one person Zhu Lianfen can't let go of, and that is Jiangsu calligrapher Lu Maozong. Anyway, he is a celebrity in the literary and art circles! They are all young artists! Zhu Lianfen told the boss this and that, so Zhu Lianfen only received Lu Maozong and Emperor Xianfeng. Of course, the latter takes precedence.

On that day, Lu Maozong paid a large sum of money and invited Zhu Lianfen to give a concert at home. Say it's a concert, where there is no leisure time! "I knew you would come!" "I know you are waiting for me!" Holding hands and staring at tears, I am speechless! ..... Almost to the critical point, suddenly the concierge sent a message that the theater owner was in a hurry and wanted to take Zhu Lianfen back. The old miss is naturally like a mirror in her heart. The emperor's children must have summoned Zhu Lianfen. Alas! I can only watch Zhu Lianfen disappear in my vague sight ... "I just know that this love has gone far!" And I still believe in eternal commitment! " . It's really "when the dust settles, nobody knows it's Xianfeng!" "This is my original! Although it is a free translation of Du Mu's poems. )

So Lu Maozong can write calligraphy, draw fans and write poems? It's really not very good, so he can't write something like "a sword is like water, a house is better than snow, and it means breaking new oranges", which has been circulating for hundreds of years. But Lao Lu was not reconciled, so she knocked over the jealousy. Lao Lu, Lao Lu and vinegar are edible, but it depends on the situation. This is not the time to eat jiaozi! You can pour a plate of vinegar, dip it, soak it and pick it up to drink. It doesn't matter. This is the emperor's vinegar! It's called royal vinegar! Is it free to eat? Lao Lu is depressed, melancholy, hesitant, hesitant, wronged and distressed. I know this vinegar is not delicious, but I still can't help eating it. What should I do?

There are always many reasons to do something. Lu Maozong's position at that time was an admonition officer, who was responsible for correcting illegal acts in order to maintain the discipline of the court. Lao Lu struggled for several days. I really miss it day and night! Finally, he came up with a coup. He wrote a magnificent paper of several thousand words, quoting the classics, criticizing mulberry trees, bluntly remonstrating, innuendo and pointing fingers, accusing Yi Kuang of indulging in debauchery and not asking about state affairs. As soon as the passbook was handed up, the evil spirit came out of my chest and I walked home briskly.

After returning home, Lao Lu lay on the golden nanmu treadmill, closed her eyes, reveled in the gorgeous words and detailed stories in the passbook, took out the imported snuff bottle from the crystal snuff bottle, put it in the snuff bottle nest of her left hand, and sucked it comfortably under her nose. Suddenly, he broke out in a cold sweat. Oh, dear! Why am I so blue? The whole life is an egg! Guawazi! Square skull! Handy! Governor! Porcelain hammer! Noodles! A little slave, a little suggestion like sesame and mung bean, challenging the emperor? Isn't this the largest vinegar urn in the world? If this jealousy is overturned, it won't be like the tsunami in Indonesia. Choke to death if you don't drown! God, how is that possible? The intestines are regretful! Isn't this eating bear heart leopard gall? As the saying goes, the water spilled by the married girl, handed over the paper, cut off the broken leg. It's too late to regret. Is it a blessing or a curse? Leave it to fate. It's a blessing, not a curse, but a curse.

When Emperor Xianfeng saw the paper, he understood what was going on. He smiled and said to the left and right: "Master Lu is really a talent. He eats all kinds of vinegar, haha. " Then, he picked up the lake pen, dipped it in Zhu Mo, sighed, and approved a line of small words: "Don't you hate it when dogs chew bones and are taken away?" Respect this. "

On that day, Lu Maozong went to court in fear. Really afraid, walking on thin ice, approaching the abyss, incompatible with water and fire, at home, at a loss, on pins and needles! Until the royal batch of passbook issued, open on see, that old miss is really a dream wake up, relieved! So just like soup and snow, nothing happened!

Liu Maozong touched his neck and tried his best. It's better for a dog to chew on a bone than exile, exile, beheading for trial or beheading. Of course, from then on, Liu Maozong never dared to expect anything. Naturally, he eats his dog food honestly, or as Ji Xiaolan said, "You shit when you should", and he never dares to "eat meat when you should", especially the meat in other people's bowls!