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Funny online buzzwords talk about Daquan 202 1

A selection of funny online buzzwords:

1, don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

2, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

My friend, you are leaving today, please fuck this white girl.

Give me a boat full of women, and I can call myself a dead man!

If you are given a pair of wings, you should be stewed.

6, the peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!

7, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

8. When is the bright moon, ask the sky for wine and say, fuck off, I am so busy, how can I ignore your own weather forecast?

9, time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always.

10, even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother's toad.

1 1 Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to hit me on the head with a stone!

12, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

13, all unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

14, teacher, just follow the old lady! After a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

15, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

16, an advertisement in a flower shop: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

17, about thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear and looked at my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.

18, being single is very painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are beautiful.

19, beheading is nothing. My head is not as big as a bowl of scars. After 18, I am a zombie.

20. A star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but if I take off my clothes, I will be arrested!

2 1, I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but it can't find a way out.

22, bathing is the blessing of the ass, is the bitterness of the head; Watching movies is the blessing of the head and the bitterness of the ass, but listening to you is the bitterness of the head and the ass.

23. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

24. I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a lump of sheep dung. Please forgive me if it doesn't agree with you.

Interesting online buzzwords talk about choice 2:

1, smoking is an art of life; Finding a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

3, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

4, staying up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Lie in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

5, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani. A small quotation network

6. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

I usually forget to scold you. I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

8. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. Part I: Maybe it seems to be probably; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

10, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys and secretly resists.

1 1. Admit your mistakes and never change.

12, people are dogs, and whoever has the ability will be taken away.

13, the oath is just a slip of the tongue.

14. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

15, cough! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't say.

16 I suggest that you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

17, from heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

18 actually, I'm very homebody. It's just a matter of whose house I live in.

19, I am not your little raccoon, so it is fun to play without you.

20, stupid and not stupid, depends on whether you will be stupid.

2 1, for girls: it's only a matter of time before they get pregnant.

22, women chasing men, interlayer yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

23. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

24, youth, you are too acne!

25. Teacher, after you put on Laura's gauze, you will be Laura's person.

A complete collection of online buzzwords

1.2B Not only pencils, but also you.

2. Love is not found when it is lacking, nor is it changed when it is tired.

Love is a glass of wine. I took it to my lover carefully, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when you say it!

5. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are!

6. Mix mother dishes, buy bean curd, mix rice cakes and cut mutton!

7. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. ...

8. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

9. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

10. Erection is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

1 1. You can't pretend to be a couple by wearing a couple's costume, and not all lovers in the world can be together.

12. It's not that I don't fold quilts. Mainly because I miss the past, I just like the quilt I slept in the day before going to bed. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

13. It's not that I don't laugh, but the powder falls off when I laugh.

14. Don't give me a discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID. ..

15. Big women can't live without electricity for a day, and little women can't live without money for a day!

16. Wait for my son. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

17. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

18. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

19. What a big piece of fresh meat!

20. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

2 1. Why don't you say love? Some things are lost and never come back.

22. Bitches will always be bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

23. Introduce a grounded place ~

Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn you!

25. Happiness is disguised for others to see.

26. I don't listen to things outside the window, but watch soap operas.

27. After two people completely broke up, either party would send a message to send a blessing on each other's birthday every year, which proves that although we broke up, I still remember you, even your birthday. It's totally unnecessary. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

29. No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy!

30. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. Tired, put your heart on the shore.

3 1. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

At first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you might as well have a fierce look. ...

33. When is the bright moon, ask the sky for wine ... The sky says, Fuck NMD, I'm too busy to talk to you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

34. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

I don't even believe in punctuation.

36. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

37. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they couldn't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

Don't worry, I won't tell you if I kill you.

39. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

40. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

4 1. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

42. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said in surprise, ah, it's you!

43. Please tell the prince that I am still on the way to overcome difficulties, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome boys who have not been killed. Tell him to go back to sleep.

44. The whole world is pretending, except me. Before I left, I took the initiative to go out.

45. Let me shout here in a low-key way that I have no time to participate in your past and I don't want to participate in your future.

46. If life is like seeing it for the first time, there is no need to be sentimental. Say goodbye, maybe never.

47. Life-school, class, school, vacation, graduation, old age, regret and death.

48. If you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose them.

49. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

50. If I'm really fine, why don't you?

5 1. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

53. If you are willing to give up, you will gain something, forget what you should forget, give up what you should give up, change what you can change, and accept what you cannot change.

54. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure?

55. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

56. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose consciences are eaten by dogs, those whose consciences are not eaten by dogs and those whose consciences don't even eat dogs.

57. Xiaomi is our respectful name for the mouse.

58. No one will be someone's, no one will be a passer-by, no one can keep anyone's heart, and no one can own anyone.

59. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are men and boys are women.

60. There are so many people who hate me. Who are you?

6 1. Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

62. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

63. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

64. I want to grow old unexpectedly with you.

65. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. In order to increase the population, write more appropriate sexual behaviors; If you want people not to get angry, you should write more. If you don't want them to make trouble in the street, just write "avoid traveling".

66. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

67. There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

68. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

69. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

70. Shall I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is dad going?

7 1. I said, big brother, I am not a straw boat, and your bitch doesn't have to send it to me all the time!

72. I admire myself so much that sometimes I have to kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

73. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. Don't miss it, don't miss it, you can't go back to the past if you miss it.

74. I thought you were decadent, but I found that you have been heartless.

75. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, you made me do it!

Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest because they make up a piece.

77. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you for a long time.

78. Love is faint, but love is deep. I heard that happiness is very simple, and it will be diluted as soon as time passes.

79. Nowadays, women, if you are the one during the day, let bullets fly at night. Therefore, there are many Zhao orphans.

80. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is there, and don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

8 1. Women in the new century: walk into the hall, walk out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb over fences, drive a good car, afford a new house and defeat mistresses and hooligans. ..

82. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound grows, so do the nerve endings.

83. If you want to love, please love deeply. If you don't love, please go away.

84. A person can like many people and be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

85. If you can't shit on one foot, you are clean!

86. Admit your mistakes bravely and never change.

87. Someone throws oil all over you and tells you, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

88. Get to the point directly, and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

89. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

90. True love is like a UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

9 1. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

92. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just easy to move. Everything is mushy.

202 1 encyclopedia of online buzzwords

1, the world is so big, I want to see it.

On April 4th, 20xx 14, a resignation letter caused a heated discussion. The reason for resignation is only 10, which was rated as the most sensational resignation letter in history by netizens. Some netizens ridiculed: Shanglian: The world is so big, I want to see it; Bottom line: Your wallet is so small that you can't go anywhere. Horizontal batch: Go to work well.

2. Say the important things three times

It turned out to be a radio advertisement of a real estate website: go straight, go straight, and say the important things three times. As soon as the advertisement was launched, it quickly spread all over the major radio stations.

You city folks really know how to party.

4. Protect the country.

20xx From May to early July, China stock market evaporated by trillions of dollars. At this time, a slogan to protect the country was launched online, which means not to sell stocks for personal interests, but not to sell or reduce stocks for the overall interests of the country and the stability of the stock market.

You can live by your face, but you must rely on your talent.

After a beautiful photo of Jia Ling's past was turned out by netizens, everyone was surprised to find that Jia Ling, who laughed at herself and often wrestled with boys, was once a goddess! Jia Ling responded in this Weibo: I made a profound interpretation: You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent.

6. I want to be quiet

The original intention was to make me quiet, but most of them were deliberately misinterpreted on the Internet as I miss being quiet. Netizens are scrambling to quote, don't look for me, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who is quiet.

7, scared the baby to death

8, the heart is almost collapsed.

It originated from a remark made by a domestic cartoonist in an interview with the media in 20xx, and was used by netizens.

9. My mother is my mother

It originated from the wonderful experience of Mr. Chen, a citizen, how to prove that my mother is my mother. Mr. Chen's family of three are preparing to go abroad, but they are asked to prove the mother-child relationship between Mr. Chen and the emergency contact. In addition to proving that my mother is my mother, all kinds of innocence that I can't prove are suffocating.

10, mainly depends on temperament.

This refers to Cyndi Wang's style of eating hamburgers in his new album "Dare to Do and Be Dare", which was rated as the main temperament by netizens. And in a short time, it reached the top of the hot search and detonated the national follow-up temperament map!

1 1、Duang

Meaning: add special effects, and express funny taste with playful insults.

Origin: In February this year, an advertisement endorsed by Jackie Chan was turned out by netizens for a new round of spoofing. Netizens synchronized this advertisement with Pang Langmai's "My Skateboarding Shoes" and turned it into my shampoo. Among them, Jackie Chan described the word duang with exaggerated gestures in the advertisement, which was impressive, and duang quickly became an online buzzword.

For example, duang's lecture is about to start, and the graduation project opening report and thesis translation of patients with late procrastination have not moved a word, so they are kindly cancelled.

We are exhausted.

Source: Financial website In the variety show "Running Man", Deng Chao's song "We are chopping wood" made the brothers and directors present instantly burst into laughter, and the self-styled schoolmaster also caused the collective spit of netizens. Netizen teased: Deng Chao, the representative of English class, made the teacher cry.

13, you are ugly, you go to sleep first.

Born out of that sentence, you are ugly, you say it first. It comes from putting ugly words in front, misinterpreting sentences as ugly, and putting words in front. Further extended to you ugly, you say first, you ugly, you sleep first, you ugly, you go first.

14, local tyrants, let's be good friends!

Originated from the network to show off wealth

15 blame me

Internet hot words blame me for being interesting. How to understand rhetorical questions or sarcasm depends entirely on the mind of officials. The buzzwords of anime and League of Legends are suitable for saying these three words in an understatement. They can fight back at others mercilessly, or they can pretend to be innocent and become the end of the topic.

I'm Ye.

Who is Ye Chenliang? A sophomore who loves his girlfriend deeply, but Mary Sullivan watches too much! Hello, my name is Ye, Ye is from Zhao Ritian, and Chen is from Fu Erkang.

17, submitted to the state

It was handed over to the country from the TV series Tomb Raider Notes. In order to successfully pass the trial, Wu Xie, the protagonist, changed the story of robbing a tomb in the original book to handing over all the cultural relics he saw to the country, so all the treasures in the film could not escape the fate of handing over to the country, which triggered a large-scale spit by the original fans and the opera-watching party.

18, sleep, get up. Hello.

This sentence first came from a short video on Weibo. Under the melody of "Happy Worship", the man who looks like a demon talks to himself in front of the screen. This sentence finally became a classic.

19 silly white sweet

Stupid Bai Tian usually refers to the heroine in TV series or movies, who is stupid and heartless, and is later used to describe the role without acting skills. Silly white sweet has two directions. One is a beautiful, gentle and sweet love story. Although the bridge is a little old, the plot is not bloody. In addition, it can also be used to describe the heroine in a love story. She is heartless, stupid and lovely, which makes people feel very warm.

20. Small meat

Used to describe young, handsome and muscular boys, generally refers to boys aged between 12-25, with simple personality and simple emotional experience, without much emotional experience and handsome appearance.

2 1, heart-shaped plug

Here, it means that you are in a panic, uncomfortable and uncomfortable with what is happening around you. It can also mean that you are speechless about something, which can be translated as feeling stiff, at a loss or feeling very uncomfortable.

22, what?

Generally used between lovers, girlfriends or people with good relationships to express the meaning of closeness.

23. You can do it. You can do it.

Don't deny others casually, try it yourself first, I'm afraid it's not as good as others!

24. Being rich is willful.

This sentence was also popular all over the country in 20xx. Some people know that they have been cheated, but they still remit 540 thousand yuan to the liar. When the police asked him why, he said he just wanted to know how much money the liar could cheat him! This matter was ridiculed by the majority of netizens as: money is so capricious!

24、66666

It is generally believed that it comes from the evaluation of teammates or opponents in League of Legends. The form of a series of numbers sent by netizens to save typing time is the same as that of 333. The meaning of Chinese homophones is lingering. The operation or consciousness in online games is very powerful and comprehensive, and you play well.

25. I don't want it

So far, there is no way to verify it. Lol has a special meaning. If you don't want it, it means you are miserable. Very, very interesting. Double negation means yes.

26. Amway

Amway, an American direct selling company. Derivative meaning-highly recommended (generally you feel good and want to share it with others). This word has already broken through the original meaning in games, COSER and animation circles, and has been extended to another new meaning: strongly recommended. It means similar to sales and recommendation.

27, eat soil

This word is related to poverty and originated from comics. Later, it was gradually compared by Cosplay gods: Cosplay burned money to eat soil. The word "eating soil" was pushed to a climax in the Double Eleven in 20xx. Netizens laughed at themselves for overspending in the Double Eleven Carnival, so that they could only eat dirt next month. Shopping is so over budget that they are so poor that they can only eat dirt next month.

28. Why don't you go to heaven?

This hot word comes from an online article about how to educate the northeast people, and one of it is terrible for you. Why don't you go to heaven? As soon as it came out, it attracted many netizens to watch and imitate, and the large-scale crazy turn attracted a lot of attention. Seeing this, why don't you go to heaven without boasting?

29, also drunk.

Taking drunkenness as an excuse means that you can't understand each other's thoughts, but in fact you express your irrationality, slight dissatisfaction with yourself or contempt for people or things, and disdain to respond and fight back. Origin: It is also the origin of the drunken curse, which can be traced back to the legendary swordsman written by Jin Yong. Ling Huchong, who loves to joke in novels, once satirized the flattery of others: As soon as I saw the flattery of those people, I felt uncomfortable, wobbly and almost drunk. However, after that, it was loved by a group of post-90s, and LOL (League of Legends) game was sought after by many post-90s, to the effect that I was persuaded. The use of context is that it is difficult to say directly when you meet a teammate like a pig in the game, so you have to say that you are drunk, which implies irony, mainly to express speechless and depressed emotions.

30. Small public campaigns

A small public ceremony was just a name for the little princess, and later it gradually developed into a name for some men by netizens. And this kind of men, the biggest feature is that they have a girlish heart, some girls, but no sissy.

3 1 natural eggs

However, there is no abbreviation for egg. However, eggs are useless. They are called natural eggs, which are meaningless and useless.

32. I'll take you and you get the money.

The original poem is that spring is coming, let's go on a trip! I take you, you take money, Sanya or the Yangtze River, cross the Tanggula Pass and storm the Tengger Desert. Let's go on a trip! I'll take you, you get the money, even if it's the end of the world, even if it's the cape! The poems on tall buildings meet the reality that they must bring money, and many netizens are very happy to read them.

Internet buzzwords

1. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

2, raw, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, got a shot in the martial arts field, and was fired from playing drums. Change doctors, write prescriptions, eat them, and die.

4. Asking how worried you are is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

My life is limited, and so is eating.

6. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

8. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, so you have to throw stones at my head.

9. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1, we walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up. ...

12, don't argue with the earth people.

13, a girl only needs to succeed once from a virgin to a woman, and a boy needs to be tempered repeatedly from a virgin to a man.

14, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later.

15. When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

16, rich people are uncles! But there are more people who owe money and don't pay it back.

17. Even if I were a toad, I wouldn't marry my mother toad.

18, why do you sleep for a long time before you die and then sleep after you die? ...

19. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

2 1. On the way to Xi 'an on business, a Dalian man boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, and then said that Dalian held a grand centennial celebration, and then asked a person next to him, "Does Xi 'an have a centennial celebration?" "A few Xi friends next to them were shocked. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember when Xi 'an was founded, there was a' bonfire emperor'." ..."

22. If a diamond lasts forever, a person will go bankrupt.

In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, while Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel. ...

24, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light. ...

25. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she didn't pass CET-4 and didn't take it in buddhist nun.

26. A star can become more famous by taking off his clothes a little, but I was arrested when I took off my clothes.

27. Looking at a beautiful MM, there is no way to strike up a conversation. Pick up a brick by the roadside and walk forward. "Classmate, did you drop this?"

When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house, and there are thousands of hectares of fertile land at home. My ignorance all day has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with a good girl in the street. ...

29, don't talk to me about ideals, quit.

30, I can despise you, look down on you, look down on you, don't look at you.

3 1, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to please themselves!

32. I am Jesus, his son, Coconut!

33. Can spiders hang themselves?

Work hard today to avoid envy and asking for help in the future.

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure …

36. Because of humility, it is noble. Because you know, you are compassionate; Because of strangeness, so brave, because of distance, so beautiful.

37. A man's mouth is narrowed, and his sweetheart has a handful of chicory lotus!

38. There is a tractor in my village.

39. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives!

40. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was rated as the most familiar face in school. When the new teacher came, they asked me the inside story of the school. ...

4 1, I hate it when someone points a mouse at my head.

42, watching movies, I can't wait to see literary films-AV doesn't count, AV is an action movie …

43. Effie, don't worry. I'll flip the sign after the shower.

44. You will become the sea and be eaten by sharks!

45. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

46. Zi once said: Men are 20 Hitachi, 30 Pentium, 40 Microsoft, 50 and 60 shanzhai …

47. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system.

48. Lie down where you fell!

49. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

50. There are ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty. Play an idiom …

5 1, college is learning!

52. The traffic in Beijing almost starved to death!

53, white-collar workers calculate a fart, raising pigs is foreign.

54. Cigarettes are naughty, so we smoke …

55. Who wears durian perfume?

56. Those who love me please continue, and those who hate me don't give up.

57. I have a left green dragon and a right white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

58. Being gentler than me is looking for a cigarette.

59. The master has become an immortal. Please sign your name.

60. Pick up the cake and rush to the money!

6 1, kill the bird man and I will be an angel.

62. The top of the mountain is frozen!

63, life can be done, life can also be exquisite!

64. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? ! !

65. I am a famous villain …

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

67. Tanks bound for spring!

68. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go!

69. Water enters the brain and fish grows up in the cerebellum.

70. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

7 1, I died, but I stood up again in the fire. Do you guess nirvana or corpse change?

72. I ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pill" by mistake. That's great. I have nosebleeds several days a month.

73. Press "Start" and then press "U" twice to find out the hidden games of windows.

74. This QQ was stolen by a woman, and now it's back … If you don't know me, please delete me automatically.

75. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

76. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

77. This is a knowledge base story. When you comb in front of the mirror in the middle of the night 12, you will see … scalp … debris!

78. Hugging is really a strange thing. Obviously we are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

79. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe. ...

80. The input and output of love are never in direct proportion, and it is often oneself who is touched by wishful sacrifice!