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The most practical old yellow calendar

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Smiling, placing an order, crying and returning the card, vowed to restrain his desire to turn over a new leaf and live every day carefully in the new year. ...

Last year, you made the same flag:)

Being hit in the face by reality and turning over the calendar can help the soul rebuild quickly.

A simple operation, let yesterday turn over a page, "today can be a new person" illusion.

How to translate 2022?

Our 8 calendars out of the box:

△ Intimately eliminate the watercress and shell calendars that colleagues will definitely buy.

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Today is also a day to hammer out medical insurance rumors.

Doctor's health calendar

The health calendar made by doctors is a necessary rumor shredder for home travel.

"Cold hands and feet are not a disease", "WiFi radiation is harmless to the human body" and "no acid-base constitution." ... a rumor that you are healthy and are hitting your body every day.

Send parents, send grandpa milk, and protect IQ tax! ! ! Forward it now! ! !

Besides being good at telling the truth, the health calendar also covers a wide range of topics.

There are not only popular food science that crayfish can't die, but also skin care tips that don't dry after washing your face.

There is a magnet on the back of the 2022 health calendar. If you let it go at will, you can hold it firmly.

Animation: doctoral design team

The price of a healthy calendar is very conscientious among many red calendars.

No matter which e-commerce company you are, you can basically take this latest rumor shredder in 2022 home around 50 yuan, and there is a discount of double 1 1. If you buy it, you earn it; if you miss it, you wait another year.

Suitable for people: perfect coincidence with melatonin consumer groups.

Price: the original price is 98, but the actual price is 49.

Purchase: Dangdang/JD.COM. Computer output microfilm

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Today is also a day full of frustration.

Tang calendar

366 days, 366 kinds of negative energy.

Every day is a day full of setbacks.

24 solar terms, 24 crits.

Drink soup on holidays, take it while it is hot, and cure the disease.

Tang Li feels like a design made in word. The binding is a bit rough, and the hand-painted ones are nothing.

Victory lies in every word that hits the heart of social animals.

One step to bid farewell to discouragement is to learn to laugh at yourself.

If you are alive, go back.

Suitable for people: social animals that need to improve their psychological stress resistance.

Price: 69 yuan Shuang 1 1 56 yuan.

Buy:

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Today is also a day when there are not enough days.

One-way calendar countdown edition

As the originator of the red calendar, the one-way calendar has launched an inhuman countdown version since last year.

Starting from New Year's Day, bold black numbers will sound an alarm to remind you that the balance is insufficient.

Once, the one-way calendar was just a close circle of friends copying bot. Now it is like a fuse burning for 366 days, always emitting anxiety and urging young artists to work hard.

As an old yellow calendar for young people, the "daily necessities and taboos" of one-way calendars are very interesting. Although sometimes, inconsistent, people.

Encourage you to compete one day.

The next day, I advised you not to be brave.

Buy or not to buy

That? This is a question.

Is it live?

Or mixed with gangs?

Are you looking for mom?

The countdown version only has a white one-way calendar. The "Standard Edition" has three colors: cast black, eosin and black gold.

This year, the one-way calendar also launched the "customized version" for the first time. It's up to you to decide what copy to match, what is appropriate and what is taboo.

△ "Standard Edition" three color schemes

However, you can only make a decision for one day.

366 days, only customized 1 page, 60 yuan, delivered 40 days later.

Suitable for people: families with late cancer and difficulties in delaying friends' copywriting.

Price: countdown edition1/8 yuan standard edition cast black 98 yuan Eosin 108 yuan black gold 188 yuan customized edition cast black 157 yuan Eosin 167 yuan black gold 277 yuan countdown 177 yuan.

Purchase: JD.COM/Tmall "One-way Space Flagship Store" double 1 1 promotion.

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Today is also a day of study.

Zhan Lu Zhen Li

2022 Zhan Lu Li Zhen is the joint name of Zhan Lu Culture and British Library.

Precious manuscripts, one of the world's photo albums, exquisite and practical doctor's yearbook ... calendar, and moved the British Library home.

△ The British Library has more than 65.438+0.5 billion books. Besides books, newspapers and magazines, there are many famous manuscripts. Even took Shelley and Bronte's hair!

△ Leather cover, spine, heavy and solemn

At first glance, it looks particularly like the Oxford English-Chinese Dictionary, and it is heavy in your hand.

Open it solemnly, and the treasure of the British Library slowly unfolds in front of you.

△65438+ 10 month 1 all-inclusive notes

Notes, written in Italian in the15th century. Due to mirror writing, the manuscript looks a bit strange. If you look in the mirror the other way around, it will look much better. For left-handed, mirror writing will not stain the paper, and it can also be kept secret.

△ February 14 The earliest Valentine's Day cards and poems in the world

Charles, Duke of Orleans, France, was imprisoned as a prisoner of war in the Tower of London for 25 years in the 6th century. During his long prison life, he missed his wife in France very much. So he wrote a love poem to express his love. This poem is also often called "Valentine's Day poem".

It looks like an English dictionary. When I opened it, it was really an English dictionary. One of the few Chinese characters without dyslexia is the day of the week and the festival on the bottom line.

The more I look back, the less I feel that I have read. I have to turn over more than ten pages before I can meet an acquaintance.

△, I finally have an understanding.

It is more like a book than a calendar.

Even the binding is so advanced that people can't bear to tear it. If you accidentally fold the page, you will feel that it defiles the temple of human wisdom.

△ Calendars have long expected that you will read less. You can scan the code on WeChat and listen to the daily rising posture in the applet.

I have studied it for a long time, but I haven't figured out how to stand it beautifully on the table.

Maybe, it just doesn't want to, just want to lie quietly and make a new book.

Suitable for people: people who want to learn English.

Price: 129.9 yuan, discount 1 1.

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a day to study hard.

Penguin calendar

1935, Allen Ryan, an Englishman, had a whim when buying cigarettes: Why not make books as light and portable as cigarettes and read them at any time?

So he founded Penguin Publishing House and put elite books and small paperbacks in his pocket. Today, Penguin Publishing House is one of the largest publishing groups in the world, and it can sell 700 million copies in 1.

Penguin Calendar 2022 contains more than 300 literary works and their classic masterpieces.

12 months corresponds to 12 illustration styles, and the protagonist has ingenious arrangements every day. For example, 65438+10.8 is the birthday, so the bibliography introduced on that day is a brief history of time.

work

home

appear

grow

As onomatopoeia

write

work

appear

version

As onomatopoeia

work

home

appear

material

As onomatopoeia

An excerpt from a book is attached to the footer of the calendar to help you feel "reading a book".

Every holiday or 24 solar terms, the publisher IP Penguin will come out to sell a lovely one. For example, a Haloxylon ammodendron tree was planted on Arbor Day, and an umbrella was played on the long summer day.

It is worth mentioning that the penguin calendar is very refreshing and tear-resistant!

The one-way calendar and health calendar in front are bound, so be careful to follow the cutting line, or you will tear them into dogs.

Penguin calendar is simply sealed with glue, and it is flat when torn off at will, which is very suitable for hand-disabled party+disease.

The way of support is different from before.

△ Goose is very stable.

Suitable for the crowd: suitable for true and false literature lovers.

Price: 128 yuan

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a good day to read picture books.

Thousand-person calendar

Time goes back to 60 years ago.

At that time, the public's cultural and entertainment life did not pursue drama or eating melons, but pursued comics.

Photo: WeChat "Jiukoushan"

The design team Jiukoushan joined hands with Shanghai Fine Arts Publishing House to launch "Thousand Talents Calendar".

Xiu Xiang, a character, is extracted from classic comics every day and compiled into a book.

Trust me, take this to my parents to drink milk, and they will cry like rice circle girls who have seen their idols with their own eyes.

Calendar for Thousands of People is beautifully bound and has a sense of advanced simplicity. It is divided into two versions: the basic version and the combined version.

The content is the same, except that there is a small metal pull in the set.

Can stand and hang.

Suitable for the crowd: elders and friends born after 80.

Price: standard version of 98 yuan received 108 yuan.

Buy:

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Today is also a rare and beautiful day.

Good day calendar

Live tired because there are too many endless desires.

A "good day calendar" is given to friends who are eager to break up.

The small print in the lower right corner indicates the date and is accompanied by a short article "Cheer up".

I don't want to bombard your brain with scientific and humanistic knowledge, but I just want to say hello to you every day.

Less is more, just like the spring breeze.

Image: "Mode Store"

The calendar is equipped with a roll of tape, which can be pasted at will. The back of the paper is used to write letters, which is also quite romantic. )

Can be hung, can stand, two ways to open.

Suitable for the crowd: Japanese small fresh

Price: 108 Yuan, 1 1 88 yuan.

Buy: "Fashion Store"

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Today is also a day of information explosion.

China yearbook

The red calendar is always several hundred yuan, and the retro old yellow calendar of 6 pieces and 8 packs is the conscience of the industry!

Lively and festive cover design, dense copywriting and typesetting, the last good day calendar went to the extreme of minimalism VS complexity.

In addition to inappropriate reminders, there are feng shui guides, constellations and aphorisms. ...

I changed to another old calendar book with simple design and fewer words, focusing on practical life tips. The content is all-encompassing, one article a day.

The content is grounded and irrefutable at the same time.

Sit up the health calendar next door.

Are old almanac books made up?

Curious, we randomly opened two old calendars and made an experiment: to compare whether the contents of "Yi" and "taboo" on the same day conflict with each other.

To sum up, the old almanac is not a fabrication! But there is evidence to follow! As for the mysterious law, we laymen can't understand it.

Suitable for people: Xian Yi, men, women and children.

Price: 6.8 postage

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No matter what calendar you buy, you will often forget to turn it over.

It suddenly occurred to me that one day, I found that the calendar was covered with dust and the time stopped last week.

△ Our photographer is even more powerful. On July 4th, his 2022 calendar was still a mess.

In this way, choosing a calendar is really similar to setting a flag.

You think choosing a calendar means choosing what attitude to spend the New Year. It's all an illusion.

So, how do you want to translate it in 2022?

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Copy = Zhou Guyue

Photography = Huang Datou

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