I am in the sixth grade and will graduate soon. I'm going to spend the last Christmas with my classmates, and I'm going to perform a program. Help me think about what I can perform.

It's more appropriate to give you some cross talk. After all, happiness is the most important thing. I'm in grade six, too.

A: The audience likes actors very much.

Yeah, that's right.

A: You see, before we went on stage, the audience gave us warm applause.

Yes, yes, yes.

Everyone knows me very well. Everyone knows me, right?

B: You! ! !

Do you know me?

Sorry, I didn't recognize it.

What happened to your eyes? You looked at it carefully.

Sorry, I didn't recognize it.

Me, a famous athlete! ! ! Everyone in school knows me! ! !

Oh! ! ! You are an athlete! ! ! I didn't see that.

I am a very famous campus athlete. If you don't believe me, look at me. I feel dizzy. I move when I feel dizzy.

B: This sport is a word. Please don't open it.

I like to exercise when I am free. I can do any kind of sports.

What do you know?

A: Let's talk about it first. ! !

B: Ah ~ ~ ~?

A: What are football, basketball, table tennis, shot put, baseball, bowling, tennis, water polo, hockey, badminton, rugby and golf? Let me tell you something. I can practice as long as it is a ball.

Oh! ! ! As long as it is a ball, you can practice.

A: Alas! That's right.

Can you practice dung beetles rolling dung balls?

A: Get off. Is that more like it?

B: Didn't you say that you can practice as long as it is a ball?

I mean, you can practice with a sports ball! ! !

Oh, that's it! ! !

This is a ball game! ! !

B: What's your best track and field event?

A: This is a great advantage! ! !

Tell me about it.

A: For example, 60 meters, 100 meters and 200,400 meters. 800 meters, 1000 meters, 5,000 meters, 42 kilometers of nei, I'm fine.

Oh! ! ! ~ ~ There are so many advantages! ! !

I once showed my face in front of a big shot and won honor for our school! ! !

B: Oh ~ ~? Who did you show your face to?

Do you know diego maradona?

I know this too well! ! ! A saint in Argentine football history! ! ! Known as the king of the ball ~ ~! ! !

A: I just appeared in front of diego maradona! ! !

B: Great ~ ~! ! ! How did you show your face in front of him

A: On one occasion, he visited our school and learned about the development of football in our school.

Oh! ! !

A: This day happens to be the day when our school holds a sports meeting.

What a coincidence.

Our class is having a football match with another class! ! !

B: Yes! ! !

A: Ma Lao, look at my speed of catching and breaking. Very fast! ! !

B: How fast did you break through with the ball?

A: This speed is 9.87 seconds, which is as fast as Johnson's. ! !

Well, you also took stimulants! ! !

A: When the old horse saw me playing football, it was a sigh. ! !

What did he say?

God ~ ~! ! ! The headmaster of your school should live a wonderful life, a wonderful life, a wonderful life! ! !

B: ok, three people fall down first.

A: I think being born with football is a wonderful thing. Not only am I ashamed, but even Brazilian Pele can only compare with him.

B: Better than two champions.

Our headmaster must be humble to him! ! !

Oh! ! ! What did your headmaster say?

A: You, a student, dare not compete with you. How dare you compete with Belibi, the world champion?

He is a mean headmaster! ! !

A: Otherwise, in my opinion, not only Bailey and I can't compare with him, but even the English football genius Best has the same beauty in playing football as this student.

Well, it's getting worse! ! !

The headmaster of your school, can I meet this student?

Oh! ! ! Want to see you.

A: The headmaster said it was no problem, so he sent someone down and asked me to come up ~ ~! ! ! I heard that diego maradona wants to see me, so get ready ~ ~! ! !

Yes, we must prepare for this. This is a big shot! ! !

A: I went to the podium. When diego maradona saw me, he was surprised again! ! !

Why are you surprised?

A: Gee, I just saw that your football skills are superb. I didn't expect you to be so good at other projects.

B: What's the matter?

A: Me! ! ! At that time, I played basketball with my right hand, volleyball with my left hand, football under my feet and table tennis on my head! ! !

oh Are you going to see diego maradona?

No, I sell sports equipment! ! !

B: Hi! ! !

Performer A: Wang Jiazheng B: He Zhang Yuting

Today, we are going to tell you a passage.

A: Forward, forward-

Today, we will tell you a cross talk (louder)!

Our team is like the sun-

Stop it! Stop it! We are here to talk about cross talk. Why do you always sing?

A: I am very happy!

B: There's nothing to be happy about!

Shouldn't you be very happy for an autumn outing today?

Yes, yes!

Aren't you happy that so many people are having a party with us today?

B: Happy, happy!

My grandfather came to see me in the army the other day. Can I be unhappy?

What is there to be happy about?

A: Then you don't understand. My grandfather loved me the most since I was a child, knowing astronomy above and geography below. Well, some time ago we studied computer, and my grandfather gave me a small lesson.

Really, your grandfather is a university professor?

My grandfather's primary school-

B: Principal!

A: I didn't graduate.

B: if you don't graduate, you have to teach yourself!

My grandfather knows a basket with such a big handwriting.

B: Then how can I teach you a lesson?

A: Isn't that strange? Don't you want to hear it?

B: Yes!

How's this? We will perform for everyone here.

B: That's good.

Me, playing my grandfather.

Me, playing your grandson?

A: Acting. Just pretend to be a grandson.

B: Just pretend to be a grandson!

A: Joke, joke! But if you don't play the grandson, who will?

B: Why should I play?

A: Because I am the leader _ _ _ _ colon! Can you play the grandson?

B: Isn't this bureaucracy?

A: Well, you're not convinced. Let's see, which of us is more like grandpa?

Of course it's me-more like grandpa.

A: Comrade XXX!

B: Stand at attention. (serious)

What are the duties of soldiers?

Obeying orders is my bounden duty!

Ok, now I order you to play my grandson!

Yes (helpless)

Ok, this is a good comrade! I tell you, you have done a good job, the masses are very happy and the leaders are very satisfied. I'll like it for you.

Really?

It's impossible, but-

B: How about that?

A: Just like it!

Hey! Are you kidding?

Seriously, let's start now.

B: Let's go.

A: I said grandson!

Hey! How could I promise!

What have you been doing in the army recently?

B: study high technology.

A: Grandpa got it!

B: What do you understand?

A: A few years ago, didn't your army have a fire-fighting hero named Zhu Gaocai?

B: Yes.

Grandpa, I was thinking: there must be another hero in the army. His surname is Gao and he is a young man. Is that so?

Yes, it's just wrong. .

No, so he is an old man?

B: Yes, this old man, cough! Who is this old man?

A: Old and tall.

B: Grandpa, I-cough! I can't tell you anything about this fire brigade.

I underestimated your grandfather. Grandpa is the first fireman in New China. You weren't there when I put out the fire!

I'm sure I wasn't there.

Stop talking about you. You don't even have your father.

Yes, I can't live without my father!

Huh?

B: No! Grandpa, what are you talking about?

I mean, the fire department knows it!

Really? But this kind of high technology is different?

A: What's the difference? Is he dead, too?

No, I mean the computer I learned some time ago.

What, a computer?

Yes, computers!

I'll teach you.

You know computers, too

A: So what? I still have research results.

B: Hey, he still has research results.

A: If you don't believe me, let's have a look. How's my grandson's head? Is it flat?

Grandpa, what does my brain have to do with computers?

A: This is very important.

Tell me about it.

You are such a papaya head. Would your head be so flat if it weren't for me? ,

Hey! What a mess, grandpa. I'm telling you, computers are a technology.

A: Technology, what does that have to do with fire fighting by the fire brigade?

B: it has a lot to do with it. For example, call the police. As soon as the phone rings, the computer will display the alarm location and tell you the driving route.

Wow, that's great!

B: Grandpa, the fire fighting equipment has changed a lot now. If you go, you can't put out the fire at all.

A: I didn't mean to brag or put out the fire-grandpa, I've been through many battles, and that's absolutely no problem.

All right, I'll test you. What would you do if someone's house was on fire and the door was iron and locked?

A: Not easy. Break down the door.

B: Grandpa, that's an old almanac, with a large road! We are now using door openers and cutting machines.

A: Wait a minute. Pigeons and chickens can also open doors. They call it "high technology". Forget it.

B: Grandpa, not pigeons and chickens, but a machine specially used to open doors.

A: Oh, I tell you, when there is a fire, neither the chicken nor the pigeon can escape. Why should we open the door?

Ok, I'll ask you again. What should I do if there is someone in the room?

A: Go in and save people!

But the fire is very big and the smoke is very thick?

A: What kind of cigarette is this? Bring a towel.

Wait, grandpa, that's too dangerous.

A: Then what should we do?

B: Now we are air respirator. He is wearing a helmet, a smoke-proof shoulder, a fire-proof and heat-insulating suit, a thermal vision device in his left hand and a glare lamp in his right hand!

Hey, armed to the teeth, full of planes and cannons!

B: Grandpa, how did you get in touch in the fire?

A: We have many methods. In addition to shouting with his voice, he also gestures, flashlights and sometimes gongs.

So you performed for everyone?

A: OK! (Gestures: stop water, boil water, split in two, split in three, pressurize and decompress, etc. )

Come on, grandpa, you are so backward! Do you know how we can get in touch now?

How did you get in touch?

We use walkie-talkies.

What, "Duiwei Chicken", is this chicken white or black?

B: Black.

How much feed do you eat a day?

B: it doesn't eat feed.

What do you eat?

B: Eat electricity!

A: Eat electricity? Grandpa, I have lived for so many years, and I have never heard of chickens that eat electricity. Please forget it.

Hey! Thanks to her idea! Grandpa, this machine is not a chicken. What's it called? Grandpa, (takes out the walkie-talkie) this is for us.

A: It's dark here. Can you talk?

B: Yes, it can send messages not only from the fire, but also from thousands of miles away.

Oh, I see. Isn't this a thousand miles a day? how much is it?

B: It can exchange two cows.

Wow, how expensive!

What is this? Last year, the government bought us a mountain bike, which cost1600,000!

A: How much is it?

B:1600,000!

A:1600,000? Boy, it's enough for us to eat in seven townships and eight villages for several years. What can it do?

B: very capable. It is tens of meters high, so I'll walk you up. There are so many high-rise buildings now, once it catches fire, it can't be done without it!

A: Is there such a god?

Don't believe me, can I show you?

Ok, have a look!

B: Then watch and get on the bus!

A: Stop!

B: Grandpa, is there anything you don't understand?

A: There is nothing I don't understand. It's just that grandpa thought, you just told me so many changes, but have they changed?

Are you going to test me?

A: No! Grandpa is thinking that it's good to learn high technology, but you can't lose the old traditions. No matter how well equipped, people always have to put out the fire, so our purpose of serving the people wholeheartedly cannot be changed! Now that the equipment is complete, science and technology have advanced, and there are new fire fighting technologies, but we can't forget the indigenous methods. For example, the old city is on fire, the fire truck can't get in, and there is no water. You always have to lift the tiles by the earth method. You said the computer can, but can you judge the fire with the computer? Can you use a computer to calculate how many water pipes are laid? Yes, and we must use our brains! Grandpa has saved so many fires and has no other experience, just this once.

Which one?

A: As long as you are smarter and braver, you are not afraid of any fire!

Yes, not at all!

Do you understand what grandpa said?

I see!

What do you understand?

Grandpa, I know everything.

After listening to grandpa,

This inspired me a lot.

The government attaches importance to fire control work,

Great changes have taken place in the equipment structure.

Bought new fire fighting equipment,

We should keep it forever.

With the development of modern high technology,

Never abandon the revolutionary tradition.

Mastered new fire fighting tactics,

Don't forget our local methods.

Go to Tang Taohuo for the people,

Protect the local area and realize the four modernizations.

"As long as you are smart and brave"

No matter how big the fire is, I'm not afraid-not at all!

Very good! This is grandpa's good grandson. Let's go and show grandpa the mountain climbing car!

A (teasing), b (hugging)

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B: Today, I am very happy to stand on this stage and perform for you. Today, I will bring you stand-up comedy. I hope you like it! ! !

What's that up there?

Jiashitai

B: I said cross talk! !

A: Oh! ! ! Speaking of cross talk, I like listening to cross talk. I listened to cross talk every day when I was in college.

B: Then which university did you graduate from?

I got a professional degree when I graduated. ! !

Oh, Chongqing University.

A: No, it's a school that reshapes life. (of a prison)

Hmm? You're already in! ! !

Ah! ! ! Went to study for several years. (slightly embarrassed)

So what did you learn there?

A: There are so many things to learn. I can throw any sword, spear, halberd, axe, hook, whip, hammer, crutch, kidnapper, spear, hook and blade.

B: How about that?

I can't get it back. Me!

Hello! ! ! Learn some of this! ! !

We study hard in it and make progress every day.

B: Don't go up there. Say something specific.

A: We should also study there for one year and then sum up our academic achievements! ! !

B: it's necessary to sum up. There will be no progress without summing up! ! ! How do you sum it up?

A: It mainly summarizes the ideological transformation in the past year.

B: Yes.

A: First of all, we should confess our guilt and repent, and then talk about the direction of our future efforts.

This must be made clear.

A: Then strive for new opportunities as soon as possible.

B: Yes.

We have a partner in our cell.

What do you mean by prison?

A: This is just a cell.

Oh!

This guy hit and run.

B: It's quite serious.

A: He has no education. He can't write! ! !

B: That's broken. What can we do?

A: He had an idea and copied it according to a robber's summary.

How can I do that?

Who says it's not? ! ! You can copy and change it! This guy hasn't changed a word, but he handed it in after writing a few strokes.

B: Great! ! !

A: The robber had this sentence on it: "Do I have to go back to my original job when I go out in the future? Don't! ! ! I must work hard and make a fresh start. "

B: it's well written and quite determined! ! !

He wrote well, but he copied the book wrong.

B: Yes! ! !

A: After reading the summary, the warden almost lost his temper. Calling the troublemaker into the office gave him this sentence: "The warden almost lost his temper after reading the summary. Called him into the office and gave him this sentence: "Boy, ok! I can do it! After a year of reform, you no longer hit people. You changed to robbery?

B: Hi ~ ~! ! !