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1. The advantage of flat chest is that the blind will rob you at night. You can lift your clothes and say to him, hey brother, one of us!

2. After checking today's calendar, it is not appropriate to do anything except love me.

3. I said to my husband, "It is said that two people are husband and wife after a long time together. Where do you think we are like? " The husband nodded: "The breasts are the most similar."

4. "One day, you will eventually become someone you hate." A: "Thank you, I hate rich people!"

5. Life Tips: Girls taking so many selfies with their mobile phones will take up a lot of memory. I suggest you send me the photos, and I'll keep them for you.

6. If you can't finish some things, leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

Seven. When the child is about to be born, the husband said, "If we have a son named Fengfeng, it means going to the peak of life." Wife: "Fengtou, your TM surname is Yang."

Eight. In any year, as long as there is no object, the year of the dog is celebrated every year, and every year is the year of the animal.

I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". It's always called this: stop here, stop here. It didn't take long for the dog to go crazy.

10. Back to their hometown, the whole family launched a fire offensive of "when to bring an object home". I said calmly: My date is not divorced. A room full of people was silent for a long time and began to persuade them to "break up".

Eleven. "Call your parents tomorrow", "Is it okay if my parents are not here?" "Yes, but you must come."

I recited it for two days.

My 3-year-old uncle embarked on a road of no return.

12. If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you ignore me, I will come back quickly.

In ten words, in front of the person you like, it's not cool at all.

13. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

Landlord: When is smoking the most harmful to health? Reply: When the gas leaks.

15. I went to the store with my classmates yesterday. It's a little expensive. I wanted to make my boss cheaper, so I said, "can my boss be cheaper?" We have many people. " The boss suddenly became anxious: "What happened to the crowd? I have a monitor in my shop, don't behave in such a way ... "

16. Inspiring people is what the poor do, and the rich pretend to teach people to let go.

17. I can cook, do housework and repair electrical appliances. If I want to show these skills, I must be able to make money.

18. Just downstairs, I saw two children quarreling. A said to B, "Do you believe I hit your dad?" B said, "Don't believe it." Then A slapped them decisively and turned away, leaving B alone in the wind.