Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences (selected 175 sentences)

Humor is also a language art and language skill. Different words and different words can always use different humorous sentences. The following are humorous and beautiful funny sentences I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 1( 1) Work hard and make continuous progress not to show others, but to live up to yourself and this life.

(2) When I am more and more polite to you, it means that I am more and more unfamiliar with you.

(3) I always write my own stories and keep my own tears. How fragile I am when no one is around, so fragile that I can push myself down! I often look at the sky alone and think about those sad things in the past.

Life is as dry as shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

(5) The wood said to the fire, "Hold me"! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears put out their own ... when wood falls in love with fire, it is destined to be burned. ...

No matter where I am, no matter whether I can be by your side or not, the angel's heart will never leave. I wish you happiness all your life.

To live is to jump in embarrassment.

(8) In the vast sea of people, the encounter between people is fate; The mutual understanding between heart and heart is love. Edge and edge, know how to cherish, only deserve to have; Love and love, knowing how to be together, deserve eternity. A fate, a lifetime; A sweet word warms your life.

(9) Use happiness to cover up inner loneliness.

(10) A happy mood is the fulcrum of life and health. Keep a good and cheerful mood, and you will be relaxed and full of inspiration; You will be exhausted, walk steadily, and go to tomorrow in high spirits during the journey of life.

(1 1) I was once the seed of infatuation, but I was drowned by a light rain.

(12) The fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman and was willing to make him laugh with his life …

Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late will make up stories for their wives.

We should learn to cherish every day of our lives. Because the beginning of every day will be the first day of the rest of our lives.

(15) I can't allow you to be the happiest, because I am already the happiest in the world with you, so you can only rank second.

(16) Tie your hair high, throw away junk food, put down your cell phone, dry your tears, and stop making trouble for yourself, girl. You have a future.

(17) The beautiful fate makes a look back tender, and the romantic moon is moved by it, opening quietly in the heart like a flower, with a fragrant heart and faint joy. When fate comes, just like happiness in the palm of your hand, it has an indescribable beauty that is slowly embedded in your heart, so that people sitting in the cool breeze and bright moon can enjoy the joy and gratitude of the world.

(18) After the fleeting time, it is really the former lover who is the most unsuitable to meet each other. They know each other, but they can't be together anymore because they have missed each other. More can't cross some moral boundaries, such understanding and cherish is more deadly than love.

(19) You are a dust in the wind, which occasionally falls in my heart, leaving a string of empty footsteps, and then you go away. The wind stopped, the rain stopped, the snow melted and the fog dispersed. I still hold a lonely umbrella and wander in the rain lane of love. It's just the dead of night, and the song ends.

Don't say you are sorry for me, I have nothing to do with you.

(2 1) A gorgeous encounter ended in silence. Two flowers bloom, two flowers bloom. We met in the wrong season and grew up in different worlds. You go east and I go west, passing by.

(22) Spring blossoms, autumn leaves fall, boundless prajnaparamita is at ease, and words are silent. Let nature take its course, let it be, relax and live in the present!

No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

24. In this world, no one except parents will be kind to themselves for no reason, so when someone is kind to themselves and cares about their joys and sorrows, they will toss and turn for themselves, which is a beautiful thing to cherish.

(25) In terms of love, emotionally, when you want to conquer the other party, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

(26) A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

A cake will never fall from the sky, it will only fall into a trap.

Organizing happiness is a kind of mood, a natural and positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, seek happiness in the hardships and ask for happiness in the twists and turns. Happiness is a kind of tolerance, a kind of self-restraint, a kind of temperament and a kind of grace. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, no matter how helpless life is, there is no need to be depressed as long as there is happiness in your heart. Keep a clean heart, become indifferent and lose calm.

I'm sorry to be so blunt, but I can't tell you what you like to hear.

You must restrain your lack of tolerance for each other. There is no completely happy marriage. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

(3 1) Don't say reluctant, just say goodbye neatly.

32. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

You may not believe in love, but you must not believe in love. Can be indifferent, not cold-blooded. For example, if you see a beggar in the street, you don't have to give him money because you are indifferent. Don't say that he may be a liar. That's no reason why you don't help him. It's cold-blooded to throw him a few cents without looking.

Looking at the two bags of snails we caught, my heart was flattered in My Sweetie.

It must be understood that everything you do is to pursue a state, a sense of self-satisfaction and happiness. Don't be afraid of anything. There are too many things to be afraid of in this world. You can't be afraid of it. If you have something, solve it. If you can't solve it, forget it.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 2 1 All happiness and freedom must have a stronghold and an island in their hearts. When you set sail, you know that you can come back at any time, so that the journey will be really happy. Facts have proved that there must be a constant attachment behind freedom in order to become real freedom. -Xi Murong "Give me an island"

2. Don't hate someone you loved, don't ask why you broke up, and don't beg for the possibility of getting back together. No matter how hard life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People always learn to grow up by themselves. Turn around and make yourself happy. This is true. I thought I was afraid of the farewell moment, but I was also afraid of reunion.

When you are happy, when you are happy, even when you are in pain, you should play and forget like a child.

4. Someone went for a ride in a friend's limousine and envied him: Wow! These chairs are all made of real leather, soft and slippery. What nice leather! The girl next door shouted, Stop it! You're touching my thigh!

When you are happy, you will listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

6. God said that measuring a person's level is like using a wooden bucket of water, and the amount of water contained depends on the lowest board. However, God created your bucket, but it seems to be used to hold rice. ...

7. Two people are together to be happy, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. You can't make me happy. I have to leave. When I leave, it is also very painful. However, you must be more painful than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

8. Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the host knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show off-after you read this message, go and clean the ladies' room at once.

9. When spring blossoms, it is your smile; The summer sun is burning, that is your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

10, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all ugly mentally retarded young people who are harmful to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and hide, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

1 1. When you go to any stage of your life, you should like that time, complete the duties of that stage, go with the flow, don't indulge in the past, and don't look forward to the future enthusiastically. Life is like this. No matter what kind of struggle and challenge we are experiencing, maybe we have only one choice: be happy despite the pain; Believe in the future. -white

12. The world is a mirror, and everyone can see his own shadow in it. You frown at it, and it gives you a sharp face. You smile at it, follow the joy, it is a happy and kind partner; So young people must choose between these two roads.

13, the latest funny trick message: it is real gold and never fears fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts through the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

14, what does a person mean? This means being happy for his happiness, doing everything that needs to be done to make him happier and get happiness from it.

15, pinning happiness on others will inevitably lead to disappointment. People can't pay for others beyond a certain limit 100%. You can say that this is selfish, but you must admit that this selfishness is not malicious. Who is the most reliable in this world? No one else, only myself. If we are strong, brave and independent, others will treat us better. This is a natural fairness. -Roland

16, happy people are not without pain, but will not be affected by pain.

17. What is dry before you put it in, wet when you take it out, and unforgettable and happy like a fairy? Fantasy ... this is a tea bag.

18, if life is a glass of water, then pain is the dust falling in the glass. No one's life is always full of happiness, and there is always some pain that will torture our hearts. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains. If we keep inciting, pain will fill our lives. Therefore, even if dust falls into the glass of life, we should try our best to make every day clear.

19, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can make a dish a feast, find a life that truly belongs to them, and keep the style, so as to live our own wonderful life.

20, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, is a scar in the hearts of men and women, can not bear to see, but can not linger. The best way to love someone who has experienced a "long love" is to cover up his and her past with your happy experience with him. Since we are doomed not to meet him earlier, we should have him in a happier way.

2 1, when you are happy, you laugh heartily. When you are sad, you will cry bitterly. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

22. When you forget your past, feel satisfied with your present and ignore your future, you are at the peak of your life. When success won't make you too happy, failure won't have any influence on you, and boredom won't drown you, you will stand at the peak of your life. When you look back with a smile, look forward with a hopeful heart, look down with a generous heart and look up with a calm heart, you stand at the highest place of your soul.

Twenty-three, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always exist; Success is not arrogant, failure is not discouraged, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are comfortable, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.

When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you get a look at him? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you!

25. Funny SMS on mobile phone: If there is no wind, the cloud will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there were no sun, there would be no light on the moon; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

26. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can get to know you, and incense burned for 10 years can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to-convert to Christ!

27, funny message: God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

28. A truly happy person not only means that every moment in his life is happy, but the whole state of his life. Even if there are painful moments, he knows the true meaning of these pains. He knows that after all these pains, he still points to happiness. It can even be said that these pains are part of happiness, and he is still happy on the whole.

29. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings to encourage them, and it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

30. Note: Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, and then blink with a smile. You will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 3 1. I am very tired these days, but I am glad to have you here.

2. It's interesting to wear a couple's costume with someone you secretly love every day.

I smiled when I saw him chatting so happily with his beautiful woman.

I think having you is the happiest and best time.

I am happiest when I see someone I care about contact me actively.

He was so happy that his lower lip covered his upper lip and his face became a pimple.

7. Helping others to solve difficulties and pains is the greatest happiness and happiness in life.

8. Maybe God is fair. He gave you what you had, but he didn't give you what you didn't have.

9. The sun is lower, and it is as red as blood. On the water, a dazzling huge light wave extends from the edge of the ocean to the sky, accompanied by red clouds and golden waves. The red sun is like a boiling molten steel furnace, and generate shines with dazzling golden light.

10, the flowers are smiling brightly, the birds are chirping happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.

1 1. They fly hand in hand like two birds, across fields, into villages and into courtyards.

12, the most exciting thing in the world is that people you think you have no chance to get close to actually fall in love with you.

13, my smile is very low. When I see you, when I hear your voice, when I remember what you said, I will smile.

14. If happiness cannot be shared with others, it is not true happiness. Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.

15. When you spray happy perfume on others, there are always a few drops splashing on yourself. Busy people are often the happiest people, because they have no time to consider whether they are happy or not.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 4 1, whether you are an official or not, it is good to be healthy; If you don't realize how rich you are, peace will be good; No matter how many twists and turns, it is good to enrich; Whether we get together often or not, it is good to know each other; No matter where you are, just be happy!

2. Work at sunrise and rest at sunset. Diligence, not relying on providence. Work hard and study hard. Developed career, happy family. May you be happy every day. Let go of troubles and bring happiness.

I wish you happiness anytime and anywhere. May you be invincible from now on, and all your troubles will stay away when you see you. No matter where you are, you are the happiest person. All my best wishes are my sincere congratulations to you.

I haven't seen my friend for days, and I miss him very much. I send my sincere greetings to show my heart. May you be happy to dance with you and be happy forever; Happiness is getting drunk with you and being beautiful again and again; Health is synchronized with you, and longevity is prolonged; Good luck to your partner, good luck every day!

5. Work hard; Be careful in life; I want to be buried in my heart alone; But a warm blessing just sends a message: I wish you happiness, peace and all the best.

6, the breeze and drizzle, I really want to see you laugh; Clear water flows like a small fish, forgetting all the troubles and worries; Friends are like my heart, giving you information is the happiest; There is love in heaven. May you have a good mood every day!

7, white clouds, look at the sky has been blue; Singing and dancing, listening to the wind gradually softening; The sun is shining and the flowers are already beautiful; Bless the sweetness and see the profound spread of friendship; Through the space and horizon, I wish spring is still happy!

8. If you want to taste the sweetness, you should water your friendship with sincerity. If you want to feel love, you must first give your love; If you want to have happiness, you must first bring happiness to others. Only with sincerity and love can we have real happiness!

9. The breeze blows the spring breeze from a distance. Soft daffodils bloom quietly, and the fragrance of roses on Valentine's Day is overflowing. Our future, in the field of hope, let's embrace spring and make the spring train full of happiness and auspiciousness!

10, send a few messages to drive away troubles; I'm not old yet, and my life is still beautiful; Pay without expecting anything in return, just ask you to live better than me; Blessings must be delivered frequently. May you be happy every day.

1 1, I'll give you a peace, a refreshing, a quiet, a romantic, a caring, a greeting, an auspicious, a healthy, a blessing, a short message, all packaged and sent to you. May friends be happy all the time!

12, people abandon me and take it, while others contend for me to give it. Life should endure loneliness, persevere in what you are looking for, not follow the trend and not waver; Everyone is retreating, while I am moving on. Everyone is fighting for white heat, so I put all my money into battle lightly. If you make great achievements, you should be kind, smart, make extensive contacts and reward everyone. I wish you different, happy and calm.

13, I pray to God every day, wishing you happiness all your life. Finally, God finally promised me to send a message to congratulate you every day. I wish you happiness and success every day.

14. The most important thing for you now is to read my message. My short message contains my blessings, my wishes, my heart and my coins. I wish you a happy life every day.

15, friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is a string connected with each other. Send greetings in spring, listen to your blooming heart, let the spring breeze blow away your confusion, let Xiangyun take away your troubles, and wish friends good luck, happiness, wishful thinking and good things in spring.

16. When you finally look at the crying people around you with a smile, and then slowly recall your past, will your memories be full of brand? Brand. Brand, will still think of that year, when we all have no money.

17, turn the blessing into a cloud, hold a thread of missing, fly in the blue sky, fly to your side with the wind, and bring you good luck and peace. I wish you happy every day!

18, I believe that the spring breeze will eventually melt the rain, Chunhua will always blossom and bear fruit in autumn, sweat will always pay off, effort will always pay off, you will get better every year, your ideas will come true, and you are willing to be happy and safe!

19, beautiful spring scenery, enchanting flowers and plants. There is a deep friendship between coming and going, and every word is well-written. Time flies, I miss you every minute. I wish you a happy life, good health and smooth career!

Don't care about those messy things, just live and work in peace and contentment. Sow new valleys in the heart of spring, harvest happiness and cherish rice and grain in autumn. Get up in the morning to explore the sun and the moon, and take your dog to the spring frost at dusk. Happy as a cloud crane, I wish you a happy life.

2 1, the old silkworm blinks, the old wheat blinks, and the season is full. I sincerely miss you and wish you come out of your cocoon. I wish you a happy summer and happiness forever.

22. When a meteor falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they will fall without hesitation, just to pour out their lovesickness; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: I wish you happiness!

23. Let the breeze blow away your troubles, let the drizzle wash away your troubles, let the sunshine bring you warmth, let the moon bring you romance, let my concern bring you happiness, let my concern bring you a smile, and wish my friends happiness every day!

24. The sky will not be gloomy forever, and the dark clouds will always disperse; Tears are not all bitter, you can look for them with your heart; It is my blessing to take a step forward and broaden my horizons.

25. No matter whether the distance is far away or not, I am worried about my heart; No matter how many connections there are, missing is always every minute; Whether success is late or early, blessings are essential; Friendship will grow old. I hope you can laugh often.

26, there is no blue sky, but also white clouds; Without the fragrance of plum blossoms, wild flowers are unpretentious; There is no rush of rivers, but there is persistence of streams; We should be as beautiful as white clouds, wild flowers and streams, my friend, you don't have to be beautiful!

27. Good friends are simple, good friendships are intimate and sincere, and good feelings will last forever. May you and I cherish this eternal good feeling, maintain a cordial good friendship and be simple good friends for life!

28. Happiness is a super glue, which can bind all sorrows; Smile is a kind of blended pigment, which will look brand-new when brushed. Remember to decorate your life with smiling paint and happy glue, and live happily every day!

29. Flowers in spring, the beauty of your life, the beach in summer, the romance of your life, the blue sky in autumn, the dream of your life, the warm sunshine in winter, and your lifelong confidant. May the best things in the four seasons accompany you all your life!

30. Smile, wave, exercise and be happy every day. By the way, check my message every day, so that you will be happy and realize your wish.

Some humorous sentences 5 1, I don't have the cheek to please you, because I know what incompetence is.

Laughter doesn't always mean happiness, just as tears don't always mean sadness.

Even if the whole world forgets me, I just want you to remember my existence!

4, not arrogant, not nonsense, just tired of all dependence.

5. My heart is in a mess. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

6. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every time you sew, you will also encounter stinging pain.

7. Feeling understood is a kind of happiness, and waiting to be understood is a kind of loneliness!

8. My heart is here, either inside you or outside you.

9. Looking at people through a layer of gauze, you can not only see the distorted face, but also see people's hearts.

10, life is a magnificent feast. If you are drunk, you won't complain about the injuries you left behind.

1 1, indifferent, sad, sorry, laugh it off, still speechless.

12, always talking to parents, contradicting and pretending not to hear.

13, sometimes think about it, the biggest sorrow is growing up!

14, go out and don't come back, I'm not a rag collector.

15, losing is more terrible than not getting it, because it has an extra process called owning.

16. Parting and reunion are constant dramas in life. If you get used to it, you won't be sad anymore.

17 I know that it is not time or distance between you and me, but that you don't love me.

18, feelings, not overnight, nor can you leave in a blink of an eye.

19, things that are particularly concerned, others feel that they have been robbed.

20. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

2 1, why a man's fault hurts a group of women!

22. If I turn around, no one will see my tears, right?

23. Time will not go backwards, and I will not look back.

24. You can refrain from looking for him, but you can't not reply when he looks for you.

25. I only have courage around me, but I still miss it after exhausting my strength.

26. You have been gone for a long time, and you have no contact or news. Did you really meet someone else?

27. If you love someone and you don't get a response, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. Look at your mood tomorrow.

29. I want to hold you and cry, but I keep my tears to bless you.

30. I am so humble that I can't even get the last comfort in your home.

3 1, long live being single, but when you see two people, you will still be silent.

32. A relationship has consumed all my strength. What can I do with the rest of my life

33. It is so difficult to forget, just because memories are so beautiful that they are unforgettable.

34. You don't know what pain is until you have nothing.

35. If hurting me is a relief for you, I am willing to bear this torture.

36. I can't take away that tenderness, and I don't deserve your warmth.

37. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

38. When I think of someone, I am silent when I smile.

39. It turns out that there are many things that I found only when I turned around. It turns out this has nothing to do with love.

40. If it weren't for caring, how could there be so many tempers and emotions?

4 1. Meeting is always unexpected, and parting is always planned for a long time.

42. What is terrible is not falling, but being awake when falling.

43. I am too tired to bear any blow from our love.

44. No fear, no emotion.

45. There is a kind of person who doesn't want to meet again, no matter how much he misses it.

46. There is a fool in the world who comforts others when they are most sad.

47. I only hope that when you are sad, you can see that I am still by your side.

48, love doesn't need much, as long as you are enough!

49. The deer that bumped into me at the beginning has now become a hedgehog.

50. Heartache, can you restrain yourself from staying away from me?

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 6 1. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

2, just, what is happiness, everyone's experience of happiness will be different.

3. Make a cup of fragrant tea in a lazy afternoon, hold a book and lie on a comfortable sofa. It's really a quiet daze, thinking about him in my heart and imagining each other's happiness and happy expression; I don't know why, it seems that I am thinking about mourning, and even I am happy with myself.

4. Some people say that if you share happiness, happiness will be doubled; Share the pain, and the pain will be reduced by half; Happiness is actually a feeling of happiness. Compared with happiness, happiness is like dew on a flower. When the sun shines, dew will disappear. ...

5. Some people say that happiness is treading on thin ice, and after getting it, they are too worried about losing it; Some people say that a happy life can be met but not sought, and life always follows fate.

6. Maybe it's the reason of the past life, maybe it's the fate of the afterlife. The mistake is the encounter in this life, in order to add a fruitless pain. When things change, things will change, and this love will be confirmed.

7. Happiness is a feeling. It doesn't need gorgeous decoration, but it needs our care.

8. Happiness should be carefully cared for. Happiness is like the purest spring in the world. Only by staying away from pollution can it remain clear forever.

9, the heart should change with the environment, the environment will change, maintain a good attitude, be kind to life.

10, lay your own eggs and let others talk.

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