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1. I went from nothing to assets over 100 million, from family.

Four walls, to luxury villas, these are not dependent on others, completely by myself, bit by bit, I came up with it.

When I hold you, you are a cup, but when I let you go, you are just a pile of glass.

3. I have experienced a lot. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

Although you can't grow taller, you can continue to gain weight!

Actually, I've been meaning to tell you.

Three words, but I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it, but I still can't help it. Today, I have to say, "Give me my money back!" " "

6. We looked up at the starry sky together that night, and then we burst into tears. You abandoned me because of him, and I twisted my neck.

7. Masks are still very useful. Some people make masks that look much better.

8. Weekly

I will lie in bed and plan what to do all day on Sunday. But on Sunday, I will lie in bed and regret it all day.

Six did nothing!

The greatest trust between people is that when you say "I farted a fart that doesn't stink", the other person will never cover his nose.

10. Why does the husband have to earn money to support his family? Please write the word husband and wife upside down, and the result will be announced immediately.

Eleven. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. If you want to tear it down so that people don't get angry, you should write more "breaking the ground"; If you don't want them to make trouble in the street, just write "No Travel"!

12. It's good to have money. You can shit on other people's heads every day, unlike the bungalow downstairs where no one lives!

13. The gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, and when you bite it, you know it is a piece of ginger.

14. I am thin and fat after leaving home, and my local accent has not changed. When children meet strangers, they ask the fat man who you are.

15. The Tang Priest in Journey to the West was so comfortable that he didn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster said, "Little boys, wash that monk for me."

Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

17. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I am single. If there is a problem, I will break up. How can I get so much advice?

Eighteen. workplace

Six don't understand: don't drink a toast, walk by car, talk long, talk nonsense in private affairs, turn over the table with food, listen to cards and touch yourself.

19. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I'm grinding my skin, and I can't even find a piece of iron!

20. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming. Study hard!

Twenty one. Legal provisions: male

You can't get married until you are 23, but

18 years old can be a soldier. This explains

Three questions: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband;

Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight;

Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

Twenty-two There are two main reasons why you can't finish your homework.

Second, you have a mobile phone.

Twenty-three There is a kind of friendship called "a frozen hand friend". No matter how cold your hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

24. "Why do ugly clothes look good on him?" "Maybe it's because he is uglier. He is sorting out all his clothes! "