Send out the copywriting short sentences of the old yellow calendar

The most practical old yellow calendar

Double 1 1 again.

Place an order with a smile, return the card with a cry, and swear to restrain your desire to turn over a new leaf and live every day in the coming year seriously. ...

Last year, you made the same flag:)

Being hit in the face by reality and turning over the calendar can help the soul rebuild quickly.

A simple operation, let yesterday turn over a page, "today can be a new person" illusion.

How to translate 2022?

Our 8 calendars, measured out of the box:

△ Intimately eliminate the watercress and shell calendars that colleagues will definitely buy.

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Today is also a day to hammer out medical insurance rumors.

Doctor's health calendar

The health calendar made by doctors is a necessary rumor shredder for home travel.

"Cold hands and feet are not a disease", "WiFi radiation is harmless to the human body" and "no acid and alkali constitution" ... A rumor that you are healthy and beat your body every day.

Send parents, send grandpa's milk, and protect IQ tax! ! ! Forward it now! ! !

In addition to being good at telling the truth, health calendars also cover a wide range of topics.

There are not only popular food science that crayfish can't die, but also skin care tips that don't dry after washing your face.

There is a magnet on the back of the health calendar 2022. Feel free to hold it steady.

Animation: Doctor Design Team

The price of a healthy calendar is very conscientious among many red calendars.

No matter which e-commerce company, basically around 50 yuan, you can take this latest rumor shredder of 2022 home, and there is a discount for double 1 1. If you buy it, you earn it; if you miss it, you wait another year.

Suitable for people: perfect coincidence with melatonin consumer groups.

Price: the original price is 98, but the actual price is 49.

Purchase: Dangdang/JD.COM. Computer output microfilm

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Today is also a day full of frustration.

Tang calendar

366 days, 366 kinds of negative energy.

Every day is a day full of frustration.

24 solar terms, 24 crits.

Drink soup on holidays, eat it while it is hot, and cure the disease.

Tang Li feels like a design made by word. The binding is a bit rough, and hand-painted is nothing.

Victory lies in every word that hits the heart of social animals.

The first step to bid farewell to discouragement is to learn to laugh at yourself.

If you are alive, go back.

Suitable for people: social animals that need to improve their psychological stress resistance.

Price: 69 yuan double 1 1 56 yuan.

Buy:

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Today is also a day when there are not enough days.

One-way calendar countdown edition

As the originator of the red calendar, the one-way calendar has launched an inhuman countdown version since last year.

Black numbers in bold will sound the alarm from New Year's Day to remind you that the balance is insufficient.

Once, the one-way calendar was just a close circle of friends copying bot. Now it is like a fuse burning for 366 days, always emitting anxiety and urging young artists to work hard.

As a young man's old yellow calendar, the "daily necessities and taboos" of one-way calendar is very interesting. Although sometimes, inconsistent, people.

One day encourages you to compete.

The next day, I advised you not to be brave.

Buy or not to buy

That? This is a question.

Is it live high?

Or join the gang?

Are you looking for mom?

The countdown version only has a white one-way calendar. The "Standard Edition" has three colors: cast black, eosin and black gold.

This year, the one-way calendar also launched the "customized version" for the first time. It's up to you to decide what copy to match, what's appropriate and what's taboo.

△ "Standard Edition" three color schemes

However, you can only make a decision for one day.

366 days, only customized 1 page, 60 yuan, delivered in 40 days.

Suitable for people: families with late cancer and difficulties in delaying friends' copywriting.

Price: countdown edition1/8 yuan standard edition cast black 98 yuan Eosin 108 yuan black gold 188 yuan customized edition cast black 157 yuan Eosin 167 yuan black gold 277 yuan countdown 177 yuan.

Purchase: "One-way Space Flagship Store" in JD.COM/Tmall 1 1 has promotional activities.

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Today is also a day of study.

Zhan Lu Zhen Li

2022 Zhan Lu Li Zhen is the joint name of Zhan Lu Culture and British Library.

Precious manuscript, one of the world photo albums, exquisite and practical doctoral yearbook ... a calendar, and moved the British Library home.

△ There are more than 65.438+0.5 billion items in the British Library. Besides books, newspapers and magazines, there are many famous manuscripts. Even took Shelley and Bronte's hair!

△ Leather cover, spine, heavy and solemn

At first glance, it looks particularly like the Oxford English-Chinese Dictionary, and it is heavy in your hand.

Open it solemnly, and the treasure of the British Library is slowly unfolding in front of you.

△65438+ 10 month 1 all-inclusive notes

Notes,/kloc-written in Italian in the 0/5th century. Due to mirror writing, the manuscript looks a bit strange. If you look in the mirror in reverse, it will be much more pleasing to the eye. For left-handed, mirror writing will not stain the paper, and it can also be kept secret.

△ February 14 The earliest Valentine's Day cards and poems in the world

/kloc-In the 6th century, Charles, Duke of Orleans, France, was imprisoned as a prisoner of war in the Tower of London for 25 years. During his long prison life, he missed his wife in France very much. So he wrote a love poem to express his love. This poem is also often called "Valentine's Day poem".

It looks like an English dictionary. When I opened it, it was really an English dictionary. Among the few Chinese characters without dyslexia, the day of the week and festivals are at the bottom.

The more I turn back, the less I feel that I have read. You have to turn over more than ten pages to meet an acquaintance.

△ I finally have an understanding.

It is more like a book than a calendar.

Even the binding is so advanced that people can't bear to tear it. If you accidentally fold the page, you will feel that it defiles the temple of human wisdom.

△ The calendar has long expected that you will read less. You can scan the code on WeChat to listen to the daily rising posture in the applet.

I have studied it for a long time, but I haven't figured out how to stand it beautifully on the table.

Perhaps, it just doesn't want to, just want to lie quietly and make a new book.

Suitable for people: people who want to learn English.

Price: 129.9 yuan, discount 1 1.

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a day to study hard.

Penguin calendar

1935 Allen Ryan, an Englishman, had a sudden idea when buying cigarettes: Why don't books be made as light as cigarettes and can be read at any time?

So he founded Penguin Publishing House, and put the elite books in his pocket, with a small paperback. Today Penguin is one of the largest publishing groups in the world, and it can sell 700 million copies at 1.

Penguin Calendar 2022 contains more than 300 literary works and their classic masterpieces.

1February corresponds to 12 illustration styles, and the protagonist has ingenious arrangements every day. For example, 65438+ 10 8 is a birthday, so the bibliography introduced on that day is a brief history of time.

work

home

appear

grow

As onomatopoeia

write

work

appear

version

As onomatopoeia

work

home

appear

material

As onomatopoeia

An excerpt from a book is attached to the footer of the calendar to help you feel "reading a book".

On holidays or 24 solar terms, the publisher IP Penguin will come out to sell a lovely one. For example, a Haloxylon ammodendron tree was planted on Arbor Day, and an umbrella was played on the long summer day.

It is worth mentioning that the penguin calendar is very refreshing to tear!

The one-way calendar and health calendar in front are bound, so be careful along the cutting line, or you will tear them into dogs.

Penguin calendar is simply sealed with glue, and it is smooth and tidy when torn at will, which is very suitable for hand-disabled party+disease.

The way of support is different from before.

△ Goose is very stable.

Suitable for the crowd: suitable for true and false literature lovers.

Price: 128 yuan

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a good day to read picture books.

Thousand-person calendar

Time goes back to 60 years ago.

At that time, the public's cultural and entertainment life did not pursue drama or eating melons, but pursued comics.

Photo: WeChat "Jiukoushan"

The design team Jiukoushan and Shanghai Fine Arts Publishing House launched the "Thousand Talents Calendar".

The character Xiu Xiang is extracted from classic comic books every day and assembled into a book.

Trust me, take this to my parents for milk, and they will cry like rice circle girls who have seen their idols with their own eyes.

Calendar for Thousands of People is beautifully bound and has a sense of advanced simplicity. It is divided into two versions: basic edition and bound edition.

The content is the same, except that there is a small metal pull in the collection.

Can stand and hang.

Suitable for the crowd: elders and friends born after 80.

Price: standard version of 98 yuan charge 108 yuan.

Buy:

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Today is also a rare and beautiful day.

calendar watch

Live tired, because there are too many endless desires.

Give a "good day calendar" to a friend who is eager to break up.

The small print on the lower right is dated and accompanied by a short essay on refueling.

I don't want to bombard your brain with scientific and humanistic knowledge. I just want to say hello to you every day.

Less is more, just like the spring breeze.

Figure: "Mode Store"

The calendar comes with a roll of tape, which can be attached at will. The back of the paper is used to write letters, which is also quite romantic. )

Can be hung, can stand, two ways to open.

Suitable for the crowd: Japanese small fresh

Price: 108 Yuan, 1 1 88 yuan.

Purchase: "model store"

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Today is also a day of information explosion.

China yearbook

The red calendar is always a few hundred yuan, and the retro old yellow calendar of 6 pieces and 8 packs is the conscience of the industry!

Lively and festive cover design, dense copywriting and typesetting, the final "Good Day Calendar" has reached two extremes of minimalism VS complexity.

In addition to inappropriate reminders, there are feng shui guides, horoscopes and aphorisms. ...

I changed another old calendar book with simple design and fewer words, focusing on practical life tips. The content is all-encompassing, one every day.

The content is grounded and irrefutable.

Sit up the health calendar next door.

Are old almanac books made up?

Curious, we randomly opened two old calendars and made an experiment: to compare whether the contents of "Yi" and "taboo" on the same day conflict with each other.

To sum up, the old almanac is not a fabrication! But there is evidence to follow! As for the mysterious law, we laymen can't understand it.

Suitable for people: Xian Yi, men, women and children.

Price: 6.8 postage

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No matter what calendar you buy, you will often forget to turn it over.

It suddenly occurred to me that one day, I found that the calendar was covered with dust and the time stopped last week.

△ Our photographer is even better. On July 4th, his 2022 calendar was still in a mess.

So it seems that choosing a calendar is really similar to setting up a flag.

You think choosing a calendar means choosing what attitude to spend the New Year. It's all an illusion.

So, in 2022, how do you want to translate it?

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Copy = Zhou Guyue

Photography = Huang Datou

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