Ask 100 jokes! ! !

1 At the end of junior high school graduation, the classroom was stuffy and the English teacher took off his coat while talking.

When the teacher picked it halfway, a boy suddenly shouted: Take it off! Uncle has plenty of money!

The whole class was suddenly silent!

2. In the history class, the teacher asked, "When Jian Zhen and the monk went to Japan for three times, they were almost killed at sea once. At that time, he said a classic sentence. What is this sentence? "

A weak voice came from the corner: "He said that in the storm, this pain was nothing ..."

The teacher found smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked, "Where did you get the smell of smoke?"

"Body fragrance"

4. I failed in primary school. After the exam, parents should sign the papers. I don't even want to live if I get this result back!

The next day, the teacher asked me why I didn't ask my parents to sign it. I said: Dad can't write or sign.

The teacher was extremely annoyed: "I go to school with your father." I wonder if he can write? "

5. The teacher asked the students, "What is the earth like?"

I don't know, sir. The students said in unison.

"So, what does my usual snuff bottle look like?"

"Square, sir."

"No, I said the one I used on Sunday."

"round, sir."

"So, what is the earth like?"

"Monday to Saturday is square, and Sunday is round, sir."