A master who knows couplets came in.

1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

Thousands of miles of heavy (medium) golden bell. (Jin Zhong means on the list. The clock is an ancient style clock.

Part I: Two people live in harmony. Bottom line: once the child is flat.

Part I: A crescent moon at the foot of a cloud.

Bottom line: before the two petals of the horseshoe.

This couplet separates a bear. The first part: Monks such as the Bamboo Temple return home and worship the four-dimensional arhat with both hands.

Bottom line: the wooden door is idle, and two mountains have peaks.

Wulian: The horse came back with the goods, and the couple went back to her husband's house.

This couplet was hosted by Huang Yu in Qing Dynasty and Zhu Qian in Kunming. The bamboo temple was demolished on the upper couplet; Hands worship; Luo is four-dimensional; Four dimensions: east, west, north and south; Downward disassembly of wooden door; Walk out of two big mountains; Tip is size.

Part I: Unhealthy winds get on and off the card.

Bottom line: non-car walking generation.

Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.

People have been to the Big Buddha Temple, which is bigger than others.

One person gives Su Dongpo a top allied:

The towel gourd on the shelf is as cold as hanging.

Dongpo thought for a long time and couldn't draw the bottom line. Go home and frown.

Xiaomei asked why, and Dongpo said. Sister freely answer bottom allied yue:

The lotus in the pool is like a hole.

A 38-year-old man married a 25-year-old woman.

Candles glow at night.

The man made the first one: one gun, two bullets, and no war for 38 years;

Women's couplets: one hole and two doors. I haven't been in anyone for 25 years.

Horizontal criticism: Yue Songming (meaning hiding the moon, the sun and the moon)

Shanglian:

realize

angry

why

last night

Occasionally meet that woman.

Stretch out one's delicate hands

Catch that loser

Look around with a smile.

Shining, striding

A deep feeling welled up in beautiful eyes.

Like the year before last, I was on Lakeside Road.

Whisper to each other like this

Now see that I am not a stranger.

I found my old love unforgettable.

Binocular dementia takes root in both legs, and the heart is cooked in soup.

A good man likes me, but he always hates me.

That turtle looks disgusting and obscene. She likes his rudeness.

The girl can't figure out what she thinks, and the more I think about it, the harder it is.

Knowing that she is not suitable for me, I want to forget her and start a new stove.

In the end, it can only be cut and cut, to no avail.

Brother, I was never afraid of anyone when I grew up, but I was planted by this Lord.

It seems that I owed her a lot of money in my last life. If I had known this, I shouldn't have gambled with her.

It was my bad luck to meet her. Next time you say anything, you must find a gentle girl to get along with.

I finally understand that this is beautiful in the world, and it can't be eaten as a meal, and it often makes you embarrassed and burdened.

From now on, be down-to-earth, diligent, modest, cautious, polite and care for public property.

Don't cross the road and look around. You should take the crosswalk. If you want to have money and have fewer children, you need a variety of trees.

Turn grief into strength, study hard and always be ready to develop the western part of the motherland.

What's wrong with a man without a wife? Although I am lonely without you, I am no longer blind.

This is also why I reflect on my failure, sum up experience and lessons, and continue to explore the revolutionary road.

I will meet a good girl and chase after her desperately, thinking that she loves her and will never let her go, whether she is a tiger or a rabbit.

This excellent young man is a good comrade who is lovelorn. He was not driven crazy and gave up on himself. He is very manly.

Although she was mercilessly abandoned by a modern woman, Chen Shimei, she didn't blame her father.

Instead, we should polish our eyes to inspire fighting spirit and profoundly expose their ugly behavior and despicable face.

Once again, it demonstrates the incisive exposition that the revolutionary struggle will exist for a long time in a certain range.

Looking forward to the basic road that comrades still need to work hard when the revolution in the primary stage has not been successful.

What is particularly valuable is that this comrade seriously reflects on himself and touches the depths of his soul.

Realizing that walking by the lake in the past was a serious mistake of petty bourgeoisie.

Almost fascinated by the beautiful appearance, fascinated by the usual tricks of sugar-coated shells.

Apply theory to practice, learn from a painful experience, and realize that I almost got lost after waking up.

Exquisite facial features and fair skin are not the essence, not the whole of life.

Although the language is popular, it reflects the simple feelings of aspiring young people.

Criticism and self-criticism are really touching words from the heart.

And sprout the lofty ambition of self-cultivation, governing the country and leveling the world.

It reflects the repetition of ideas from the outside to the inside.

How can a good young man like him call himself vulgar?

Nature is a woman as blind as a bat.

There are many flowers in the sea. Beauty doesn't ask the source.

A good horse never returns to the grass, and does not waste old feelings.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, thinking it's three holes.

There will be countless grasses within a hundred paces.

Maybe one day she will be an abandoned wife.

Will think of your benefits.

I'll talk to you when I get back

It is too late.

You have today.

Be merciless to ...

Leave her alone

Play handsome

cool

Downlink:

recall

happy

What do you mean?

Tomorrow night

I want to know this age.

Will be like lotus root and jade arm

Hook my arm

Lang Lang laughed and played back and forth.

Bright eyes like to make eye contact frequently.

All kinds of amorous feelings are gathered in the eyebrows.

Suddenly, I remembered that she and I were building a house by the pavilion.

So playing with each other is very naughty.

The Ming Dynasty will meet a new person, but where shall I put her?

I always feel that I have a connection with her.

One track mind, one track mind, one track mind, one track mind, one track mind.

A talented person like me, she actually called me stupid.

What about dementia? Isn't it all for you?

The little girl can't figure out what she wants, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Although I know she will never forget him, it is an old calendar book.

In this way, it is inevitable that you will have emotional difficulties, but you will always cry.

Dude, I'm young and fearless, but I can't figure this out.

I also blame myself for being naive and infatuated, and I don't believe that I am just a shadow.

She was my first love, and I realized that I was ridiculous and pathetic.

Now it's clear that no matter how good a person is, what's the point if he doesn't care about you?

Or honestly work hard, study hard, work hard and be enthusiastic about public welfare?

Don't forget to turn around when changing lanes. Remember, you are braking now to obey the traffic rules.

Put aside all selfishness and confusion, work hard and always be ready to contribute to the country.

Even without you, how can a three-legged toad look for people with two legs everywhere?

From now on, I will be more mature, see clearly the problems and essence, and study Marxism-Leninism seriously.

I was born to be loved. If you meet a good girl, don't miss the opportunity, whether her constellation is a lion or a Gemini.

This excellent talent is really a good comrade-in-arms. He has a deep understanding of feelings and career, and he is really masculine.

Although he suffered emotional setbacks and became an abandoned infatuation, he didn't complain or make trouble without reason.

Instead, she pulled herself together and made an incisive analysis of her sentimentality.

This proves the development truth that both material civilization and spiritual civilization should be hard.

Understand that adhering to the four cardinal principles and integrating theory with practice are related to the national economy.

What is even more admirable is that this comrade-in-arms saw the essence of the problem through superficial phenomena.

I realized that fooling around by the pavilion in the past was actually a historical legacy of small farmers' thoughts.

I almost fell into the mire of feelings, unable to extricate myself and depressed.

After deep reflection, it suddenly opened, and finally stopped at the edge of the cliff, only to realize that I was almost addicted.

The lingering affection for children is not the only pursuit in life.

The words are slightly extreme, but they reflect the ambition of contemporary young people.

Win without arrogance, lose with grace, revive without discouragement, everything comes from the bottom of my heart.

With family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world, care about Lingyun's ambition.

And inspire the rise and fall of the country.

For example, such a good person can't call himself stupid?

It's a pity that girls don't know the truth and cherish it.

Spring is full of flowers, why worry about not finding a beautiful girl?

Don't miss true love.

It is advisable to think that plum blossoms are up to no good

There are endless flowers on the roadside.

Maybe one day she suddenly regretted it.

You should cherish your delusion first.

I want to remember with you.

But everything is gone.

I want to meet Iraq the next day.

wholeheartedly

Forget you

Say goodbye to ...

Disease couplets must have the following characteristics: first, the words should be equal and the sentences should be consistent. In addition to deliberately leaving a place for a word to achieve a certain effect, the number of words in the upper and lower couplets must be the same, neither more nor less. Second, we should be straightforward and harmonious. The traditional habit is to "pucker up and fall flat", that is, the end of the last sentence of the first couplet is puckered up and the end of the last sentence of the second couplet is flat. Third, the part of speech is relative and the position is the same. It is generally called "virtual to virtual, real to real", which means that nouns to nouns, verbs to verbs, adjectives to adjectives, quantifiers to quantifiers, adverbs to adverbs and related words must be in the same position. Fourth, the content should be related and run through from top to bottom. The meaning of up and down links must be interrelated, but they cannot be repeated. In addition, the traditional practice of hanging couplets must be written straight and pasted vertically, from right to left and from top to bottom, and cannot be reversed. The horizontal criticism closely related to couplets can be said to be the title and center of couplets. Good reviews can make the finishing point and complement each other in couplets.

Contradiction is also called opposition. Putting words with opposite or opposite meanings together produces the interest of contradictory unity, which is called duality. Some locative conjunctions are combined with antonyms, which have a strong flavor of life. Contradictory couplets are a kind of arbitrary names, mainly using the rich vocabulary of Chinese skillfully and using antonyms in many places in a couplet.

The beauty lies in absolute words, because mice are small, they are all called mice; Although bean jelly is spicy, it is also called bean jelly. Similar appellations include "big miss" and "old son", which can also be translated into short worms (long worms are common names for snakes). No matter how low sorghum is, it is also sorghum. Say "low sorghum".

Homology: including homophones, homophones and rhyming words. Use homophonic or homophonic words to form couplets. Tung tree, tree boy, boy playing tung tree, tung tree falling, boy happy.

Metaphor and irony couplet: This couplet originated from an anecdote in Zheng Banqiao. According to legend, Su Dongpo, a great poet in the Song Dynasty, once traveled abroad and took a nap in a temple. The old man in charge of the temple saw that he was dressed simply and looked ordinary, and said a very cold word to him. By the way, he said "sit down"! He also said "tea" to Daotong. After Su Dongpo sat down to talk, the old man felt that the guests were very talented and of extraordinary birth. He led Dongpo into the wing, said politely, "Please sit down", and said to Daotong, "Here's to tea." After in-depth conversation, the old people knew that the visitor was a famous poet Su Dongpo. He immediately stood in awe, said "please sit down", let Dongpo into the living room, and ordered him to "offer fragrant tea". Su Dongpo took a break in the living room and wanted to bid farewell to the old road. Lao Dao asked Su Dongpo to write couplets as a souvenir. Dongpo smiled indifferently,

Write with a brush:

Sit down, sit down, sit down;

Tea, tea, fragrant tea.

Horizontal approval: customers are divided into three categories.

Ambiguous couplets: Under certain circumstances, the author intentionally makes the meaning ambiguous, or because readers have different sentences when reading couplets, they have the opposite understanding of the original intention, thus making couplets have special effects. Such couplets are called ambiguous couplets. This kind of couplet is not very common, but it is cleverly conceived and has unexpected effects.

The beauty of it is that you can get the opposite effect by using different pronunciations or punctuations.

For example, Zhu Zhishan, one of the "Four Great Talents in the South of the Yangtze River" in the Ming Dynasty, went to a hotel for a drink one day. When the shopkeeper saw the celebrity coming, he hurried to Four Treasures of the Study and asked Zhu Zhishan to write couplets for the hotel. Zhu Zhishan wrote after hearing this:

Tomorrow, every spring is unlucky;

It's bad luck all year round.

After reading it, the shopkeeper's smile suddenly turned into anger, because he read this couplet as:

Tomorrow is spring, so unlucky;

Bad luck all the year round, less money.

When Zhu Zhishan saw this scene, he smiled and said, "The shopkeeper doesn't have to be angry. You read the couplets wrong. The correct pronunciation is this:

Tomorrow spring is good, not bad;

Less luck and more money all year round.

The shopkeeper turned anger into joy and bought wine to entertain him.

Good reading is not good reading.

Good reading is not good reading.

This couplet is a rhyme couplet, warning young people to study hard. At first glance, this couplet is the same from top to bottom. Why do you want to pair? In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will know the wonders. The first couplet means that when a person is young, he is alert, energetic and has a good life. At this time, he is good at learning. It's a pity that some people don't know the importance of reading. They only play and don't like reading. It's called bad reading. The second couplet means that you know the importance of reading when you are old, but you can't learn well because you are deaf and dizzy! The word' Hao', with its two pronunciations, double meanings, staggered and relative, is thought-provoking, which is the wonder of this couplet.

The pronunciation of the two "good" in the first part is: h m 4 o h ao.

Good reading, bad reading.

The pronunciation of the two "good" in the next link is: hà o h m 40.

Good reading, bad reading.