Classic quotations from physics teachers

Physics teachers always bring a lot of fun to our class. Please enjoy the classic quotations from my physics teacher.

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Selected classic quotations of physics teachers;

1. Teacher, you have condensed youth into action and pushed us to the future little by little; Weave wisdom into electric field lines, and let's get closer to success step by step.

2. Teacher, you take hard work as the lever and pay as the fulcrum. We know that it is not the huge earth that the teacher wants to tilt up, but the tomorrow that we can reach at our fingertips.

From the perspective of strength, is the teacher our source of motivation? We will hit the peak of knowledge with faster and stronger acceleration and send our most sincere wishes: Happy Teachers' Day!

4. Quality is defined by you, but the quality of your selfless love cannot be calculated;

5. The definition of density is because of you, but the density of your bright smile is unparalleled;

6. The definition of calorific value is because of you, but the calorific value of your fiery heart has no margin;

7. The definition of specific heat is because of you, because your passion is so diffuse and your love is so clear.

8. Life is inseparable from physics, and physics is also inseparable from laws. Dear physics teacher, you took me into the paradise of physics and let me know why all the drinks in the refrigerator are water. Why do wide boards float on the water? Why people can easily pull up heavy objects through pulleys is you, which makes me understand so much. Today is your festival. As your representative, I sincerely wish you a happy holiday!

9. It's a pity that you can't surpass the master's apprentice. Physics is widely used in life. You led us into the heaven of physics. As a subject representative, I will work hard and study hard! I wish you all a happy holiday here!

10. You are like the nucleus, which is our core. We are all extranuclear electrons. Electrons revolve around the nucleus, and our eyes always follow you. Your eloquence, witty language and approachable image deeply attract us.

A complete collection of classic quotations from physics teachers;

1, do you only have peacetime? Lazy sheep? Only during the exam? Pleasant goat? .

What I changed was not the test paper, but loneliness.

3, the foundation is not firm, and the ground shakes.

4, this question is 8 points, and a classmate cuts it in half and gets 0 point.

5. Did you hear that? Some students are like sculptures.

6, you are not hit, but experience!

7, play deeper, don't play too hard!

8. At this time, you can't start worrying in the blink of an eye. It's no use worrying, you must work hard!

9. Do a few small questions for fun. Take out several difficult topics, sometimes high school competition topics unrelated to advanced mathematics.

10, ask me this question later, and I'll give you an injection! A classmate asked a typical question and he taught it to everyone on the blackboard.

1 1. Tell everyone that persistence is the most important thing in life. I'm glad to see you today. Let's stick to it for a while. There are still four hours, right?

12, why do people look at me with such cold eyes? Don't you understand? Alas, why do people always protest my hoarse pronunciation in this way?

13, students, don't lie prone on the table. I have a lot of experience in this field. In college, I was prone on my desk in almost every class, so every book of mine was dirty.

14? The opening remarks of my physics teacher's first class: First, I drew an avatar on the blackboard with a few pens. This is me. I feel sorry for everyone. I hope I can make up for it with knowledge in the future? After that, the old teacher's consistent humorous style left a deep impression on us.

15, can you make suggestions? Although I won't adopt them, the law never says that you can't make suggestions, right?

16, does the wholesaler need to go to the toilet?

17 move! Let me know you're alive.

18, turn over the yellow calendar, isn't today suitable for physics?

19 I always thought that being a teacher was selling intelligence, but today I realized that it was selling physical strength.

20, react, such a classic question, how come there is no response at all? It's pathetic.

2 1, on puppy love: I didn't mean to find out that you were together intentionally, or I deliberately found out that you were together unintentionally.

22. Am I in the wrong place? Is this a dormitory or a classroom?

23. Sit there and think about life again, don't you? Choose life or choose death.

24. Take out the test paper handed out last time. Generally speaking, you shouldn't do this. I have great confidence in your laziness.

25. When I first met Xiao Lao, he was cleaning the blackboard very carefully, and then he said with great pride. Someone who does great things? Everyone pricked up their ears to listen to him? The first step is to clean the blackboard. ? Everyone fell down. He went on to say:? The second step is to draw a beautiful stress analysis diagram. ?

People in class10 often say:? /kloc-those children in class 0/2 treat me like a treasure, and you people treat me like grass?

27. The size of that small hole shows that this person is bold. (Picture in double seam interference exercise)

28. I recently took a fancy to a Nokia mobile phone with a camera, an mp3 player and, most importantly, a flashlight.

29. Sleep until he feels sleepy.

30. Setting the timer is very simple, and our classmates like making mistakes very much.

3 1 (falling asleep in class) Xiao: What's wrong with him? Deskmate: He fell asleep. (trying to wake him up) Xiao: Don't disturb him, let him sleep, and keep your voice down in class. (Hello, teacher! )

Use a ruler when drawing, or draw some earthworms!

Don't always close your eyes and nod, just go to sleep peacefully and open your eyes to see if I'm still there.

Who says you have no perseverance? There is still some, that is, whispering in class for a long time.

This thing is like a secret book of Wulin. I didn't tell anyone about it. (Facing a wrong question in the exercise book) Let's criticize him silently! Write quickly, or I will!

You know seven things, six things and nothing!

Don't talk, I get bored when I talk, and it hurts when I get bored with you!

39 (Facing a problem) Some students have strong anti-interference ability and give up without looking!

Even if Ai Qing looks up, I will save you. "