Song Xiaobao touching porcelain script lines

Touching porcelain, originally from Beijing dialect, generally refers to some opportunistic and extortion behaviors. For example, deliberately colliding with a motor vehicle to defraud compensation. The following are my collected script lines of Song Xiaobao's Touching Porcelain. Welcome to read the reference!

Characters: Song, Wen, Yang, Tian Wa Tian, Jiao.

Hey, hey ... This road goes straight into the sky. My motto in life is to sleep where I fall, because I am a very dedicated and professional person. My mother once told me that a cook who can't cook is not a good cook at all. Hey, what am I supposed to do? Don't worry, I'll know soon. My equipment needs to be taken out in the same way. Don't worry, hey, this box needs a password. Don't worry, everyone must pay attention. Don't worry, hum, don't worry, you won't guess. Don't worry. My newspaper is here. Hey, go, (whistling) {Wen Song plays}

Text: one, two, three

Song: Oh, dear.

Wen: Oh, my God.

Song: Oh, dear.

Wen: I

Song: Wow.

Wen: What happened to Uncle? Uncle, what's the matter with you?

Song: Step on my waist.

Oh, my God, that's amazing.

Song: Ah.

Wen: I stepped on your waist.

Song: Ah.

Wen: Then why don't I feel anything?

Song: Look at your injury.

Wen: You scared me to death.

Song: If you have feelings, you will trample me to death.

Wen: Why are you so scary?

Song: You, Flame Mountain, burn your feet, stand at attention, sit down and come here.

Wen: What's the matter, Grandpa?

Song: Look at what you look like.

Text: Mermaid

Song: I don't think you are human. What should you do if you step on me?

Wen: Then let's go to the hospital and take a photo.

Song: Are you busy?

Wen: Very busy.

Song: I know you are busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you must have stepped on me, so grandpa took all the films. Look, this is a comminuted calf bone. This is a fracture. I took it by mistake. Ah, this is a comminuted fracture when I hit a big truck.

Oh, my God, that's amazing. My feet turned you into an invertebrate.

Song: Stop nagging me. What should you do? Take the money.

Text: No money.

Song: Do you have a business card?

Wen: There is a card.

Song: Great. I have a mobile POS machine here.

Wen: No, Grandpa, is your equipment tailored for me?

Song: I am a professional, understand?

Wen: Ah.

Song: Well, do you want a receipt? Will you say take a shower when you open the stationery? 》

Wen: Don't.

Song: Don't take the receipt to get the card.

Text: Here it is.

Songs: Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, No, No, What, what the hell, the big star beauty club, the main projects are breast enhancement, buttocks augmentation and fun.

Wen: I tell you, this is the card in my shop.

Song: I want a bank card.

Wen: Why didn't you say something about the bank card earlier? number

Song: You didn't. What are you talking to me here? Call someone to send the money quickly.

Wen: Don't you just want money?

Song: Right.

Wen: How much is it?

Song: 800.

Man: Grandpa, look carefully. Can you see what I do?

Song: What would you like to do? Take the money

Wen: I tell you that I am an aerobics instructor, and one class is just 1000 yuan. I'll give you a 20% discount today, that is, 800 yuan, so we're even.

Song: What are you doing?

Text: Teach you aerobics.

Song: I don't learn.

Text: If you don't learn, you have to watch. If you watch it, you will be charged. I will never step on you for nothing. Music, let's go.

Hey, hey.

Text: Oh

Song: No, hey, no, no, stop. Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.

Wen: No.

Song: Stop, go, no money. Before you go, let me ask you a question. Are you a man or a woman?

Wen: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only give you five words. I really hate you.

Song: Who are you when more people hate me?

Text: Bah, alas!

Song: This is not a good start. We will meet one like this as soon as we go out. What will the next one be like? Let's wait and see. {Yang Bing goes to the stadium}

Yang: {Singing} You are my eyes, but I can't see your past.

Song: Ah.

Yang: Ah.

Song: Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Yang: Oh dear.

Song: Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Yang: Hey.

Song: Oh, dear.

Yang: Why?

Song: Hey, it's pressing my foot.

Yang: I stepped on your foot.

Song: Look for yourself.

Yang: No pressure.

Song: What are you like? Look again.

Yang: Ah, there is pressure this time.

Song: Is it stressful?

Yang: Oh dear.

Song: What should you do if you crush me?

Yang: Grandpa.

Song: Ah.

Yang: Are you touching porcelain?

Song: Ah.

Yang: gnome male-",then I will accompany you to get the money.

Song: Did you see it? This is the person who handles affairs. If you touch it, you will pay quickly, and no one will waste time. Since you are so honest, I will introduce my charging standard to you.

Yang: Ah.

Song: I usually spend 500 dollars on my feet, 1000 yuan on my feet and 1500 yuan on my feet. Seeing your attitude is so good today, I'll give you half a ride, but 800 yuan won't accept it. Is it reasonable?

Yang: This price is very reasonable.

Song: Can you accept it?

Yang: I can accept it too much. I was touched once the day before yesterday and lost 1000 people. Hey hey hey.

Song: Why do you think I'm so cheap? Because I make small profits but quick turnover.

Yang: Ah.

Song: Do you know? I will take measures here and leave as soon as I see the profit.

Yang: That uncle.

Song: Ah.

Yang: I have no money in my pocket now.

Song: It's no use telling me without losing a penny.

Yang: Hey, no, no, you are really an uncle. Listen to me.

Song: Ah.

Yang: For me, I am honest.

Song: Ah.

Yang: What about me? Give me some time.

Song: It must be hard for you to leave.

Yang: I will never leave. How about you cooperate with me? Do not move. We will be here. I'll give it to you when I earn enough money, okay?

Song: If you can give me money, I can cooperate with you in any way.

Yang: OK, give me a minute.

Song: But don't let me work, do you understand?

Yang: I can't let you work.

Song: What do you want?

Yang: Thank you. Good people are safe all their lives. Thank you.

Song: Stop it. Stop pulling. What are you doing?

Yang: Don't I have to earn money for you?

Song: I want to use you to make so much money. This money is for me, you know? It is not that you play well, but that I am too poor. Let's not make a scene. No, okay, I'll give you 200 yuan. Please go.

Yang: Then you can't say that. How can I ask you for money?

Song: I can see that I touch porcelain and you touch porcelain.

Yang: Listen to me. I won't give you the money today, so don't give it to me either. Your business is risky, isn't it? Yes, you have one. God, when your leg is broken, then you come to me, don't you? I'll leave you a business card. Your place is small, and there are many people there.

Song: Ah.

Yang: I was talking nonsense there, but you were kneeling there. It's fun for us to earn 800 yuan a day, isn't it?

Song: Don't introduce yourself.

Yang: Listen to me. Goodbye.

Song: Ah, alas, alas, alas, touch the aisle, touch the cyclist, that's enough for today. I'll see if I can find a luxury car and hit it. {Jiao Jiao is driving}, alas, alas.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, dear.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, it's still open, oh, it's still open, oh.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, my feet are crushed. Oh, oh, oh.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, dear.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, dear.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, a female driver.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Don't move. Don't come out. There is no pressure in rehearsal. Go home.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, come out.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Oh, dear.

Jiao: Oh, my God.

Song: It's not rolled, it's pressed.

Jiao: Ah.

Song: Ah.

Jiao: Uncle, are you all right?

Song: Look, my leg is broken here. If I break them bigger, I will break them.

Jiao: Uncle, I just came from Hong Kong.

Song: Where did it come from?

Jiao: Hong Kong.

Song: Oh, people from Hegang, Heilongjiang.

Jiao: Ah, uncle, what do you want?

Song: Hurry up. Listen, you hit your uncle, so you can pay him.

Jiao: I, I have no RMB with me.

Song: Hong Kong dollars will do.

Jiao: I went out in a hurry, Hong Kong dollars. ......

Song: If you want to default, young people are unreliable. It's no use talking to me less.

Jiao: Wow.

Song: I have to finish this scene first.

Jiao: Oh, my God.

Song: Hey.