Funny copywriting short sentence sand sculpture

In life, smiles are often talked about, and happiness is getting closer and closer. Here are some funny sand sculpture short sentences I compiled. Welcome to read!

1, I haven't sent a circle of friends for a long time, and no one asked me if I was dead.

When others are angry, they don't eat. When you are angry, you eat two bowls of rice.

If I don't reply to your message, just look at your last sentence in our chat box. Does this sound like communication between people?

4. Just being confessed, let's congratulate you.

5. Hey, you might as well play games. The monster will also display blood volume, and you won't even give a progress bar.

I made many mistakes when I was a child, and now I regret it very much. Given another chance, I will do anything.

7. I also eat when I see other girls eating, buy when I see other girls buying, and ignore when I see other girls being thin and beautiful.

8. You let me drink milk tea when I get paid. I'm worried about you after all this time. Are you fired?

9, found a big secret! ! No matter what mobile phone you are, you can give me a compliment for free! !

10, I want to show some clues so that you can see that I am a horse.

1 1. I still can't forget him. When I played the suona, I thought it was him.

12, thick accumulation and thin hair: fat is getting thicker and thinner.

13. Even if you fail 99 times, try again and take an integer.

14, nothing can beat me.

15, like to draw a southerner to read to me: "The cows in Rio de Janeiro went to Venezuela with durian milk and gave the bee flower conditioner to red carp, green carp and donkey."

16, today's practice orders: milk tea drinks take-out instead of eating spare money instead of flowers.