Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Almanac inquiry - 37 funny sentences, copywriting articles
37 funny sentences, copywriting articles
Funny sentence copy (1- 19) 1. I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now I just want to start a family with you.
If you know that I am a mental derangement now, you didn't know me before.
3. I am not a simple, thrifty person who can live. I am poor.
I want to be everything related to you, protect you and make you happy.
5, the crowd looked for him thousands of Baidu, looked up and saw him flying in the sky ... a bird man!
The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.
7. I've been naughty recently, afraid of loneliness, and love to make trouble. Why don't you take care of me?
8. Sell me your unhappiness and embrace it.
9. Is it possible to say that I miss you and will never part?
Honey, I love you. May you be happy every day.
1 1, 33, don't say sorry to me, because I'm not sure if it doesn't matter to you.
12, in high school, I was a flag bearer because I was tall in the national flag team. When I raised the national flag for the first time, I kept in mind that throwing the national flag should be taught effectively. As a result, the flag was stabbed and broken. Since then, Jianghu people have called him a "strong standard bearer".
13, I've known you for so long, and I haven't done you any good. Why don't you leave what you want most in the comments, and then you save money to buy it yourself, and I will supervise you.
14, I know I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself and why others can.
15,2-My wife and I were classmates from primary school to university. She is good at history, and she can clearly remember when and what happened. She gets full marks in every exam. During the 10 years of our marriage, she gave full play to this specialty. Whenever she criticizes me, she will dig up everything I have done wrong since primary school.
16, I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, I can go to Shanghai.
17, how can you be a child? My uncle is there. Why do you want to go to the zoo to see bears?
18, windy and cool. If you owe money, you have to pay it back
19 let me make up for your shortcomings.
Funny sentence copy (20-38)20. You are the only one for me, dear, I love you!
2 1, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.
22. The friend said, "This is easy to handle. As long as she gets hard and loses her temper, you can give her diamonds, so you can hit her! "
23, two birds with the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.
24. Half is smiling face and half is tears. You only see the cross section of your brother.
25. Let's play a game tonight. The name of the game is "You don't move, I'll move".
26. Love is not about finding the best person, but finding the one that suits you best.
27. You must get along with her. I will take a bus.
28. I still believe that stars can talk and stones can blossom.
29. If money falls from the sky, gold will grow from the ground.
The reason for losing weight is that once you find yourself a little thinner, you want to eat something to celebrate.
3 1, don't ask me where I am, I'm alone.
32, there is always a suitable for you: ugly but introverted, poor family, go back to your family to worship idols. Friends don't like home very much. Women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, lazy people look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and single people are always melodramatic.
The weather is very good today. You can be my boyfriend.
Good evening, there are no stars in the night sky of the city! But I can't forget that I miss your light! There is no voice of Zen singing on a hot summer night! But what is indispensable is that I send a little blessing! I miss you a little. Good night and sweet dreams!
35, 69. I have prepared a bottle of good wine to celebrate your success, just waiting for you to break through the painful encirclement and break through the fence of sadness; Smash the troubled iron cloth shirt. Come on, don't keep me waiting too long. Have fun! Good Night!
36, 36. When the night slowly covers the earth, the moonlight is softly scattered in the sky, and meteors cross the Milky Way. I close my eyes and make the most beautiful wish for you, and let the meteors send it to you as quickly as possible-good night, friend, may your day be full of sunshine and your night have soft moonlight!
37. I am not your moment, I am your forever.
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