Very interesting funny copy

I am the most honest person and never tell a lie.

2. Who says I can only eat? People are good at ordering takeout!

3. Your position in my heart is irreplaceable by anyone, just like after the death of rhubarb, no matter how many dogs you have, it is not rhubarb.

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in one sentence: you have a vision and you will choose a girlfriend!

I used to be a warm man, but I was so warm that I burned myself and finally burned to ashes, leaving a residue.

6. I met the manager while playing games. The manager suddenly asked me how the material was written. While I was reporting, the manager suddenly appeared and took up a few seconds of my time!

Thanks to those who have knocked me down, let me know that lying down is really comfortable.

I never lose my temper easily. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that others will hit me!

9. "beauty. Here you are.

One hundred thousand dollars, can you promise me one thing? "Beauty nodded shyly." What is this? ""Give it to me.

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A hundred thousand! "

10. You never know, some people can't be surpassed unless you work hard.

Let's eat fish sometime. You are definitely a picky expert.

If you feel lonely, turn off the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

Thirteen. Let the mobile phone sleep in a separate room. I am too old to sleep separately from adults. Adults should have a good sleep.

14. What are you shouting? Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see see. Sample! Look at that. This one is green, and the one next to it is yellow!

15. "When I was born, a voice asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten how to answer at that time! " "Oh, you won't tell me what questions I forgot to ask me?"

16. Don't look at me with the smile of your buyer Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

17. It's summer vacation. An African student said, "Shandong is too hot. I'm going back to Africa for the summer! "

18. I often compare myself to Feng Chu in Wolong, but I have no choice but to see my master. If my mother hadn't advised me to go downstairs to exercise more, I wouldn't have walked out of the mountain easily.

19. I'm so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.

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10. Break up and break up. Why do you want to change the password of video members? I can't help getting back together.

2 1. My wife suddenly asked me, "Have you forgotten what day it is today?" I really can't think of it. Send it quickly.

Two hundred red envelopes, calmly said: "How can you forget such an important day?" The wife received the red envelope and replied, "cheated."

Happy bicentennial! "

22. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

23. In order to become rich.

In the second generation, I lie in bed every day to encourage my dad to stop lying every day and develop his career while he is young.

24. You give me a smile. I'll give you one back. This is not a kind response. I just want to tell you that I look better when I smile!