Exaggerated quotations from Ma Ji's crosstalk.

Ma Ji and his apprentice teacher Zhao Yan's cross talk "Bragging" is even more fun! Of course, there are some funny lines in the old version of Stripping the Coat, such as "The well was hung outside the courtyard by the wind", "The roast duck flew from the bottom of the building to the table" and "A line describing the grasshopper", which should be said to be a classic in traditional cross talk. In The Apprentice, "Heaven does not boast, the earth does not boast, water is not self-sufficient, and people do not boast. They stink when they are arrogant, and you stink. " Some lines in it are adapted from the Eight Fan Screen Style of Mr. Liu Baorui and Mr. Guo Quanbao, and there is a stand-up comedy Cosmos Cigarettes, which is particularly funny, such as Cosmos, a Cigarette Rising in Ran Ran. Extract some boastful lines: y: you. Modesty. What? I told you before that you are a braggart. Right?

Z: What now? No, no.

Z: Then I can't compete with you, an old hand at blowing the altar. . .

Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new here? Blowing is better than blowing.

Z: So you are an old hand at blowing horses.

Y: You blow behind the Yangtze River and before it.

Let me tell you something. I have the ability to brag.

Zhang: Ha. I tell you, our family is a boastful family. How's it going?

Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How's it going?

Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha, blow

Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture.

Z: Bragging and joint ventures.

Y: tax-free for three years. Blow it, haha. . .

Z tells you. Our family is a bragging factory.

Our family is a bragging trust.

Z: Then our family will be the bragging center of the world. What are you still blowing? World center. . .

Y: Your center is from our family.

Z: No, no, I can't beat you in cross talk.

Y: You speak crosstalk well.

Z: hey. . . We are all modest again. Well, who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (thumbs up)

Y: No, no, no, I can't compare with you. You are a rising star and a representative of the new trend.

Z: Hehe, no, no,no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.

Y: Oh, your cross talk is humorous and implicit.

Z: Your cross talk is very popular.

Y: Your cross talk is a household name.

Z: Your cross talk is well known to all women and children.

Y: Is your cross talk childlike? ah

Z: Your cross talk is the pearl of oriental art..

Y: Oh, your cross talk belongs to people all over the world.

Z: Your cross talk is laughing my head off.

Y: Your cross talk makes people vomit.

Z: That can't compare with you. Your cross talk is very useful.

Z: A factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went, but they didn't come to the rescue. I have no choice but to invite you. When you get there, have a cross talk with the fire and watch the flame slide down. Come on, it's coming out. How's it going? hahaha. . .

Y: blowing endlessly. Can my crosstalk still put out the fire? That's not as big as you.

Our cream factory in the eastern suburbs of Beijing couldn't produce milk, so we went to him and blew on the cows. I said a cross talk with Niu, which moved Niu. Oh, I cried. A test, all milk. Collapse. . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood.

Z: I had a high fever last night.

Y: I also had a high fever last night.

Z: I have a high fever.

Y: My fever is worse than yours.

Z: I have a fever of 69 degrees.

Y: I have a high fever of 74 degrees.

Z: I touched a corn kernel in my hand, and my hand turned into popcorn.

Y: I had a kettle on my head and I boiled the water in three minutes.

Z: I invited someone to dinner last night.

Y: I also invited someone to dinner last night.

Z: How to blow him?

Y: come on.

Z: I ate it and it broke. I swallowed chopsticks.

Y: I ate it and it broke. I swallowed that spoon.

Z: I ate it and it went bad. I bit off a piece of meat from the plate.

I ate it and it broke. I bit off a pressure cooker.

Z: I ate it and it went bad. I bit off this desktop.

I ate it and it broke. I bit off my nose.

Z: Ah, bite your nose? You can get it, you

I stood in a chair and bit it.

Z: I'm a old boys.

Y: I am older than you.

Z: I went to college at the age of ten.

Y: I graduated from college at the age of nine.

Z: Then I got married at the age of eight.

Y: I'm seven and my son is thirteen.

Z: That's more like it. Come again.

Y: bragging is not taxed. Just brag, hehe.

Z: I have been scarred since I was six years old.

Y: I got a tattoo on my forehead when I was five years old.

Z: I was hunched when I was four years old.

Y: I have had a beard since I was three years old.

Z: I went bald when I was two years old.

Y: I retired when I was born.

Zhao: Yes. Do it again, do it again.

Y: again, again

I tell you, I am tall.

Y: I'm tall

Z: I am 2.78 meters tall.

Y: I'm 4.69 meters tall.

Z: And I'm tall. I am taller than that international building.

Y: I'm three stories taller than the International Building.

Z: I'm still tall

Y: I'm tall

Z: The plane hit my waist and flew here.

Y: The satellite hit me.

Z: I'm tall

Y: I'm tall

Z: My head is blue and my feet are on the ground. I can't be any taller.

Y: I'm still tall

Zhang: What?

Y: The upper lip is close to the sky and the lower lip is in the gutter.

Zhao: What do you mean?

Y: A bragging about nothing, hahaha.

Z: Hehehe.