What are some interesting stories about you and grandma?

Recently, I watched a very interesting Japanese movie "Super Election Beauty of Saga". Although the grandmother in the play is from a poor family, she always has magical little tricks for life! In the years of material shortage, Super Grandma enriched her grandson Zhao Guang's heart and made her home full of laughter and warmth at any time. ......

Based on the best-selling original, the warm and moving story captured the hearts of thousands of people in Japan and Taiwan Province Province, and even triggered a new life movement-"grandma spirit" symbolizing Park Letian. (Excerpted from Baidu)

For an instant, I remembered my super grandmother, an old woman who also loved to laugh.

Grandma, Chaoshan people's nickname for grandma is similar to that of Taiwan Province people.

Time flies and many years have passed. 20 16 years, my super grandmother is 9 1 years old, and she is really old. ?

Thankfully, grandma's body is barely tough, except that her legs are sore all the year round. Sometimes her old illness breaks out in rainy days. If I am at home, I will occasionally help her rub medicinal liquor and press massage. However, even if she takes medicine all the year round, there is no obvious improvement, and I can't help it. However, grandma seems to be used to it.

Now the children are all grown up, just like chickens who just learned to fly high, flying to the outside world, leaving only their aunts at home waiting to return to their nests. I think the Spring Festival is probably grandma's happiest time!

Three years ago, I said to myself: I will use my clumsy words to record all kinds of trivial things that happened in my life with my grandmother. After all, time waits for no one. But it was interrupted for various reasons.

Today, inspired by this film, I started again, hoping to piece together the fragmented chapters and a few short stories to share the joys and sorrows between our grandparents and grandchildren.

Today, it suddenly occurred to me that I would write some interesting stories about my grandmother's life one after another for my own entertainment and for everyone's entertainment, which can be regarded as recording some wonderful lives.

Speaking of which, I must first introduce the protagonist, my grandmother. Grandma is eighty-eight, and she is neither deaf nor blind. Education level: "Half a bucket of water"-During the new government's "literacy campaign", my little grandmother went to night school for a few days. Now, I know some simple Chinese characters and arithmetic.

Grandma is generous, warm and generous, neat and occasionally careless. Grandma is like a tireless old cow, working hard all her life. But occasionally I lose my temper and don't listen to people. Among them, I think the most important thing is that grandma has many humorous cells. Please allow me to speak slowly.

(1) Tooth loss

(2) When it comes to teeth, it is best to be original. It's a pity that grandma is far from being an eighteen-year-old girl-a flower. Now there is only one original flower in her mouth, and the rest are artificial.

But as we all know, inlay is useless. I still remember that at 20 1 1, grandma had two original front teeth. Then how did one of them "die heroically"? I still want to come, but I can't help laughing.

This is a season of fragrant corn. Grandma can also harvest more than a dozen corn seedlings planted in her own field. Once I just came home from a holiday and caught up with eating corn.

Soon, steaming corn was served on the table. Our own corn tastes good: sweet and fragrant, waxy and chewy. Maybe everyone is hungry and has a hard time eating. Grandma is sitting opposite me, still chewing a sweet corn slowly. An old woman with only two teeth likes to chew sugar cane and corn. At this time, she can only chew sweet corn.

Everyone is talking and laughing around the table. Suddenly, grandma gave a cry of "Ouch", and we were all shocked and asked her what was going on. Grandma put down the corn and said, "I lost a front tooth." I don't know when and where? " We laughed and cried, so we had to help find our teeth.

I picked up grandma's half-eaten corn and examined it carefully, but found nothing. Everyone searched the ground, but found nothing. Where else can this tooth fly?

Grandma suddenly said, "I won't swallow this tooth, will I?" Huh? But it's hard to say. At first glance, this tooth is similar to a corn kernel. Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing.

Grandma teased herself: "Nothing, I can continue to eat a tooth." Well, eat corn instead of looking for teeth!

However, I am still a little puzzled: grandma's teeth don't hurt. What's going on here?

(2) Counting money

I went home on holiday today, and my father went home early in the afternoon for the New Year. For some reason, dad took a small stack of new change to grandma. I guess, maybe she used it to coax children, 15 cents.

Grandma took the change and counted happily: "one, two, ..." When she saw it from the side, she suggested that these could be used as lucky money for children. The red envelope was quite thick! Grandma agreed and started counting again.

After a while, grandma finally counted out: ten dollars is not complete! I immediately said that the money is too small to take, and it is best not to give it to me!

Grandma sorted out the "huge sum" and paused and said, "It depends, we'll talk about it later." I was speechless for a moment. Well, everyone grows fruit and everyone tastes it. Looks like people should be careful!

(3) White lies

I finally had a holiday, but there was a lot of shit. The first thing to do is to go home with big bags. The day before I went home, the lower berth and I went outside to see a pair of shoes that were especially suitable for grandma, and the price was not expensive. After considering my physical strength comprehensively, I made up my mind to buy it! However, I have an extra pair of shoes in my luggage. If I borrow my shop, I can't stand one more sock; Besides, I have an extra pair of shoes!

I was a little dizzy, but I got home smoothly. When grandma came home, I was very excited to show her my shoes. As I expected, Grandma's first question was: How much? Is it expensive? Grandma, like ordinary rural elderly, is reluctant to spend money and lives a simple life.

I immediately replied: no, no, it's on sale, just a few dollars. Because, if I don't say this, grandma will blame me: spending money indiscriminately; These shoes are too beautiful for her; She doesn't like these shoes ... Wait, there are countless reasons.

However, as long as I say, these shoes are cheap enough! Grandma will say that these shoes are of good quality, beautiful style and so cheap. (Although only the first half of bingo)

I quickly agreed: "Yes, yes, I have a good eye!"

In a blink of an eye, grandma has been actively trying on shoes. Hey, is grandma too simple or too credulous? In this society with soaring prices, how many onions can a few dollars buy?

In other words, fortunately, I know grandma's foot shape very well, and the shoes fit me just right.

Although not telling the truth, this white lie can reassure grandma. Otherwise, even if she needs to buy a new pair of shoes for the New Year, she will insist on not buying them. Although it's a little confusing!

(Written at the end of September 20 16)

(4) Pre-job training

I remember when my grandmother heard that I was going to practice, fearing that I was too young to be sensible, she pulled me to the front and gave me some teaching, which was the so-called "pre-job training".

I don't think so in my heart: what else can an old lady have?

Grandma said that now that children are expensive, you should be reasonable if you are naughty, and you can't get angry and put on airs at once.

I nodded like garlic: well, I see.

Maybe grandma read my mind and went on to say, you should listen carefully! I heard that a gentleman (that is, a teacher) accidentally hurt someone else's child's ear and lost a lot of money. Do not believe! Have something to say; Students who really don't listen, please ask their parents to take them back for their own education.

I replied that the second one was more reliable. I must remember it.

At this time, grandma proudly said, you didn't eat as much as I did. It must make sense!

Indeed, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer! I made an excuse to walk outside ~

(5) haircut

I remember it was a summer vacation and the sun was very hot. People sweat when they move a little. In order to escape the summer, I tied my long hair in braids and wore a long skirt, which made me feel much more comfortable.

Grandma saw it and said, it's much more tidy to tie up your hair. How beautiful! Usually long hair, like a ghost! The bangs are so long that I can hardly see them, so I cut my hair if I can't arrange them. ......

As soon as I heard this, I quickly stopped her and said that your hair is also very long, otherwise I will accompany you to cut it short today!

Grandma disagreed and said, it's too far to go to the barber shop, and it's so hot and it's a waste of money. Why don't you cut it for me? It's simple!

Isn't this another trouble for yourself? I quickly waved and said, I won't. What should I do if I cut my hair later? After all, you are only distressed by a few dollars for a haircut, so I can pay for it!

Grandma was angry and said, nothing. I am getting old. It doesn't matter whether I'm ugly or not. I just want to put my ears together. It's simple. I used to cut it myself!

I had to bite the bullet and go on stage. Grandma quickly brought a pair of scissors, a comb and put a cloth around her neck. It seems that she is really experienced.

I'm a little nervous. I cut slowly, slowly. After half an hour, it's finally done! At this time, my hands are a little tired.

Grandma looked in the mirror and was very satisfied. She said, but don't you think the right side is a little long?

I replied, nothing, that's what makes it unique!

Since then, my grandmother will ask me to cut her hair from time to time, so my haircut skills are becoming more and more "mature". Occasionally, when an old lady visits, grandma will show off: My granddaughter cut this hair for me. Isn't she great?

Old women will answer in unison, awesome, awesome. ......

(6) guide to marriage

Grandma has been worried about my marriage since I graduated from college. Obviously, she is worried about: I don't want it, I can't get married!

Indeed, girls of the same age who don't go to college don't know how many dolls they have.

Once, I went home on weekends. Grandma quickly seized the opportunity to "educate" me.

Grandma said that girls nowadays are too impulsive to get married when they are old. The emperor is not in a hurry, he is worried about eunuchs!

I said, I'm so young, what's the hurry?

Grandma replied, I married your grandfather as a child bride at the age of thirteen and gave birth to a child in my early twenties!

I exclaimed: so early! Girls of this age are still in junior high school! Grandma, times have changed. You are old.

I look contemptuous.

Grandma completely ignored my reaction and went on to say that young people nowadays are just not single-minded. You can't learn from them. Moreover, the most important thing in the future is to choose someone who is considerate of you!

I said, well, that makes sense. I hate those "sluts"! However, it depends on fate! Grandma, we don't have to worry, there are still many people waiting in line!

I can't help but make it up. The first task is to appease the gossipy old lady first.

Grandma was very happy to hear that. Then you should have a good check, and don't keep me waiting too long!

I nodded and bowed, and hurriedly promised her first. ......

Grandma always has an endless heart for her children and grandchildren, but she forgets herself. When I was a child, grandma would leave delicious food at home until we came back to eat. When I grow up, I know that for a foodie, that is true love! That kind of happiness, though simple, is warm and beautiful.

I want my grandmother to live a long life. I can hear her hearty laughter as soon as I get home and continue to write more stories with my clumsy hands.

I just want to tell you that I have a super grandmother in my life and I am very happy.

I will continue to write, thank you for always accompanying me.

Insist on originality, occasionally do emotional counseling and record warm stories. Wechat official account haitundechuanghu, window of dolphins