What is the interesting copy?

1. I eat myself round so that I won't be looked down upon by others.

I finally know why I should lick Oreo first, because then no one will rob me.

3. How much is love? I buy spicy strips for more than two yuan.

Human taste is pure happiness, so dating is ok.

Many years ago, you said, take care, I haven't lost weight yet.

6. Do you think the rich are happy? Wrong. Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

7. Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences. 8. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

9. True love needs waiting. Anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

10. Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap in the face that fate gives you.

1 1. The bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to your stories.

12. Sunflower thinks it can't live without the sun, but it can't live without soil.

13. Please use some skills when cheating. Since you cheated on me, don't let me know the truth.

14. Other girls have good personality, good looks and good temper, but I have a good appetite!

15. Life can shine only if there is a little star hidden in your heart.

16. I am a small fat house, carefree and comfortable. I don't get up during the day and don't sleep at night.

17. Forgotten traces, a deep scar across my heart. 18. Mix with me and you will get a bowl brush when I eat.

19. Since dating is not allowed, don't issue school uniforms at all. Others in the province said it was a couple's costume.

20. I have been single for a long time. Even when I was cooking jiaozi, I saw two jiaozi sticks together. I used a shovel to separate them.

2 1. Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

22. When someone says "Hello Mom", you can say: Hello son.

23. Life is full of ups and downs, and the boss laughs last.

24. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

25. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well.

26. Self-cultivation of girls who take pictures in the sun: only one self-portrait is taken out of 3,000.

27. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is neither beautiful nor beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything. 29. Poverty limits so many things, but why doesn't it limit my weight?

I can only do two things in my life, that is, this and that.

3 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

32. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

33. Are there any healing sentences? For example, Alipay received 10000 yuan.

34. Some people seem to be well informed, but behind their backs, they have never even met Peggy the pig.

There are thousands of clothes in the closet, and only new clothes are the best!

36. All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.