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165438+ 10/month 1 day is Little Singles Day.

165438+1October 1 1 Day is Singles' Day.

The origin of Singles Day has always been a mystery, and there are all kinds of speculations and statements. However, in fact, those rumors are all wrong. Few people know the true origin of Singles Day.

The Origin of Singles Day: Myth

It is said that this festival originated more than 800 years ago, that is, 1 11/October11,when the number of bachelors reached a record of eight.

In fact, the establishment of this festival is God's intention. On the day when Jesus was born, that is, in 65438 10, the first bachelor was born (whether Jesus was a bachelor or not). Since then, this day has become the anniversary of some bachelors every year, but it has really become a festival. It is 1 1 1/year1/month1day. In fact, saying that Jesus was the first bachelor does not mean that there were no bachelors in the world before him. In that case, wouldn't the world at that time become a paradise on earth? Then God wouldn't have to send Jesus to save mankind. Only Jesus became the most famous bachelor. In fact, to make an inappropriate metaphor, isn't the president's wife called the first lady? This doesn't mean that there was no wife before her. Do you understand what I said?

The Origin of Singles Day II: Campus Articles

1 1 month 1 1 day is an alternative festival for young people. Because there are four consecutive "1" in the date of this day, this day is designated as "Singles Day".

Singles Day, neither a local festival nor an exotic festival, was born in Nanjing universities in the early 1990s and is one of the representative products of campus fun culture. As a group of students bid farewell to campus, the atmosphere of "Singles Day" has gradually spread to the society in recent two years, and now it has become a special festival for young people in Nanjing. These two days, the reporter found that the news about the Singles Day party in the online community "Western Poetry" gradually increased. Although the main activity is still dinner, emphasizing the "AA system" seems to be a sign of independence and mutual respect for this festival. At Pufei Station, a tea restaurant near Nanjing Yangtze River Garden, the private rooms were fully booked on 1 1. It is said that on this special day, seven or eight young people will hold a "blind date party".

It is said that "single love song" will become a popular song on this day. On Singles' Day, this song is used to sing "Find a beloved and bid farewell to the beloved", which is actually a declaration of love for young people. The lively gathering of "Singles' Day" is a fiery expression of urban young people's yearning for love.

A special anniversary was born because of being single, but some young people like to get married on this special day. 1 1 month 1 1 day, Xiaoyu, a media worker in Nanjing, got married. He said that the choice of this day is first based on the metaphor of wholehearted and lifelong; Secondly, from being single to getting married, it is considered to have gone through the initial stage. After the invitation letter was sent out, friends around Xiaoyu called to remind him that today is Singles Day. After listening, he not only didn't change the date, but found it more interesting, because he ended his single life on this special day, which is even more memorable.

The Origin of Singles Day III: Gambling Articles

Legend has it that there are four men, all of whom are bachelors, that is, those who have no wives, girlfriends, lovers or so-and-so partners. They get together to play mahjong. Call from 1 1 in the morning to 1 1 in the afternoon. Winning or losing is secondary. Strangely, in the process of rubbing hemp, no matter who plays cards, touches himself or collects his gun, he always brings four. So from beginning to end, there are four, four, four. Finally, a man who lost a lot got angry and said, four, four, four what? The other three said, four is four, what is four?

Four what? This was not a problem at first. In mahjong, four is four, and there is nothing to talk about. However, after playing mahjong, they took a shower together and took off their clothes and pants. The answer came out soon. The man who lost the money was very excited and cheered by the water. I know four things, I know four things!

Later, the four bachelors made this Singles' Day to commemorate that they finally knew what these four were. It happened that this day happened to be165438+1October 1 1. According to the calendar, it is exactly four o'clock, no more, no less. ...

Happy holidays

Idea 1: flash away

Key points:1October 1 1 bus1October1bus.

We are bachelors and despise mediocre bachelors; We are bachelors, bachelors who love life. If you give me a chance to leave a mark on this city, we choose to leave. 165438+1October 1 1, a group of bachelors took the bus 1 1. The scenery on the road is really good, and we are also the scenery in the eyes of others.

Look at the map. 1 1 Bus has drawn a long arc from east to west in this city. We'd better cross the grimace city, cross the Jiming Temple and go to Purple Mountain. The history of this city also witnessed the moment when we celebrated Singles Day. If we must have a set of equipment, we may choose to order a T-shirt printed with "111,Happy Single" or wear an extraordinary headscarf. But the best way is for everyone to bring a bachelor-yes, the kind that Hong Qigong carries with him, which is a true reflection of our current situation.

For a group of bachelors, taking the 1 1 bus will be a shocking feat. Thanks to the old man Hong Qigong, it's like a big gathering of beggars. Brothers from different branches are waiting at different stations, and the bus 1 1 passing through Gulou is our common goal. This day seems so unremarkable. As bachelors, we have the responsibility to keep the world alive. People who take the 1 1 bus will see that at each stop, a group of people with bachelor's degrees and headscarves get on the bus. They just stand, not sit. The first thing they said when they met was, "What a beautiful day!" Then, with their bachelors, they fell into the silence of strangers.

Yes, I am a stranger, and I have come together for the commonness of bachelors. This state can't last forever-just like the necessities of life-we chose to get off at Jiming Temple and disappear into the bustling crowd, leaving an empty 1 1 bus and people looking at each other.

Headlines of the evening paper: 165438+ 10/01,1bus.

Tips:

1, props should be unified, and it is best to buy them collectively.

2. The expression must be focused and the movements must be consistent, so as to follow the spirit of "flash" activities.

3, office workers must do a good job of asking for leave, so as not to become unemployed bachelors on this day.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

Difficulty index: ★☆☆.

Creativity 2: Menjiu

Key points:165438+1October 1 1, lonely and desolate figure on Yuejiang Tower.

Yes, it's rare to get drunk several times in life. There's a chance. If you are always depressed in this city, you may indulge yourself in June 165438+ 10/01. For cautious bachelors, if they dare not bungee jump in the second bridge area of the Yangtze River, they should choose to get drunk alone.

I will choose the high place of Yuejiang Tower, where I sail alone and the blue sky is tired, but I can only see the Yangtze River flowing in the sky. Only such a scene can produce a grand feeling of "I think of heaven and earth, there is no limit, there is no end, I am alone, tears fall". Imagine a traveler from Jiangbei to Jiangnan, watching with binoculars on the Yangtze River Bridge with great interest. When he turned his eyes to Yuejiang Tower, he suddenly saw a tall figure with his hands behind his back, just forming a silhouette in the lens. There are hip flask, wine bottle, freshly ground ink and prepared pen and paper on the table behind him. He will definitely shout excitedly: "Li Bai is reincarnated!"

Of course, this is not the most important thing. We are not trying to attract people's attention, but to tap the feeling of surging inside. So you'd better consult the meteorological station. If you are lucky, there will be an equally lonely moon in the sky, so let's do it at night. Such a big Yuejiang Building seems to be your back garden. The night wind is slight, the moon is high, and the waves are beating on the shore. You are Du Fu and Yuan Mei. Don't drink too much. If you fall into a coma within three minutes, won't you live up to this beautiful scenery? There are many kinds of wine choices, such as "today's fate". Du Kang is good, too. "How can I solve my worries? Only Du Kang! " When you shout out this shocking sentence with enough gas, it is estimated that Shishan will shake three times.

If you have never shed a tear, you might as well choose this day to be fragile, drink it into your heart and think about your wandering people. So far, your family has failed and your career has not been established, which is a bit sad. It is said that great men are like this, and only when they are depressed can they hope to get ahead.

Tips:

1, write a confession in advance to show kindness. In case the security guard comes to check, you are drunk and can't breathe clearly.

2. Neptune golden urn for standby.

Creative index: ★★★☆☆.

Difficulty index: ★★★☆.

Idea 3: duel.

Key points: 165438+ 10/01,revolutionary determination has a long history.

If you are a depressed bachelor. For various reasons, you have strayed into the path of bachelor. There was a sincere love in front of you, and you didn't cherish it. When you suddenly realize that she has become someone else's girlfriend. Now that you have no chance to say "I love you" to her, what should you do? It is not a man's nature to submit to humiliation, and it is not fair enough to do evil in secret. Just like a gentleman in an English movie, go and fight the man who took the love from your heart.

I heard that there is another situation that will lead to a duel. The university campus is a frequent place for such incidents. The bachelor party in June165438+1October 1 1 was originally for common feelings, but when it comes to the girl you like, things will change a lot-suddenly you find that your sweetheart is also being coveted by others. A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated. How do lovers share? How to ease, only a duel.

No guns, no cannons, roll up your sleeves and show the true colors of men. The book says that people who can't fight are not real men. I don't comment on this point of view. Based on the principle of maintaining social stability and campus unity, the word duel has many interpretations. Running, arm wrestling, wrestling and push-ups are all normal sports. There is also a folk competition on campus called cockfighting. I believe many boys have played it, and it will be more exciting if there are female audiences watching it. If you really can't, you can bicker with the landlord. As long as it's not too much, you can compete. The strange gate on Huashan emphasizes that "there is no plan in the heart and no sword in the hand". It is said that this is great. The highest state of martial arts is that you can kill people with your eyes, which is the highest state.

Let's not talk about it. Let's talk about it Just like a Zen master playing blind chess. With your blood and mine, I'm afraid we will never achieve the supreme duel realm in this life.

Tips:

1, just like in the movie, let the heroine watch the duel live, otherwise she will bleed in vain.

2. Prepare medicines for traumatic injuries and do a good job in post-injury care.

Prepare a critical letter and wait for the director of the office to come to you.

Creative index: ★★★☆☆.

Difficulty index: ★★★☆☆

Idea 4: streaking

Key points:165438+1October 1 1, be a complete bachelor.

It is said that streaking is very popular abroad. Foreigners streaking when they are happy, streaking when they are unhappy. I also want to come: my body is my own, I can do whatever I want, whether you look at it or not!

Nevertheless, people on earth are quite sensitive to streaking. What should we do if we catch cold? ! In fact, if you think about it, streaking is very suitable for bachelors. Who is not naked? In A Dream of Red Mansions, the lame Taoist priest sings "good songs" well. High officials are generous, rich in gold and silver, and men and women love each other. Nothing can be taken away from you. After all, you are still single.

Then, if you are a bachelor with enough personality, have certain star potential and fearless courage, simply do it, and pursue absolute physical and mental freedom on Singles Day-be a complete bachelor-streaking.

In order to ensure your personal safety and avoid being caught within three minutes, it is best to ask the opinions of relevant departments, and it may be the best scheme to implement it as a performance art. The theme of this performance art may be "165438+1October 1 1, and the light will come to an end". You can plan a series of exhibitions, then make a grand appearance in the emperor's new clothes at the peak and kill him by surprise. Of course, you can also collect tickets for this unforgettable great sport.

If you really yearn for this sport and can't bear the public pressure, then I suggest you have a personal streaking in your room without an audience. Remember to close the doors and windows to avoid being photographed.

Tips:

1, check your body mass index before execution. If you have too much fat, you'd better give up this shocking exercise.

2, do a good job of cold and warmth, Banlangen and Bupleurum for later use.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

Difficulty index: ★★★☆.

Idea 5: Form a political party.

Key points:165438+1October 1 1

This idea is absolutely classic for those who are determined to be single and willing to be single. On Singles Day, I called three or five brothers and sisters who were determined to be single to form a single alliance, swore to heaven and shouted: "I love being single!" " ",and then spend money to buy music, carnival, quite single ambition.

In fact, with the development of society, people who don't want to end their single life begin to increase. In particular, some young people with higher knowledge and better jobs pay more attention to their feelings and are very casual. For them, being single is also a life choice. In this context, our idea is very practical, just for this group of friends who take the initiative to ask for singles and give them a reason to be happy on Singles' Day.

The essence of this idea is that single friends should remember to act collectively, so as to realize the fun of alliance and the power of declaration. Another point must be made clear, that is, in this concept, the person who makes the declaration of singles should be a person who voluntarily wants to be single. If you have just fallen in love, or temporarily choose to be single because of helplessness, I suggest that you don't join this alliance, otherwise it will make your mood worse.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with being single. If you are single enough, you might as well organize a single alliance and make a single declaration on Singles Day.

Tips:

Take out a hundred thousand points of enthusiasm, carefully plan one week in advance, and your Singles' Day Alliance Declaration will make you unforgettable for life.

Creativity index: ★★★★★☆.

Difficulty index: ★★★★★

Creativity 6: Working overtime

Key points:165438+1October1day, the office is busy under bright lights.

Still depressed about being single? Are you still sad to think of Singles Day? How can I forget this damn singles day? How can I forget that I am still a bachelor? Overtime. There is a famous saying: "Work can wash away all the shame."

I'm afraid you won't have too much energy to recall that painful love history, and you won't have too much time to lament that you are still a bachelor. The only thing you want is how to finish the work at hand quickly, and then go home and hide in the warm bed as soon as possible.

So on Singles' Day, if you are afraid of being too depressed, spend this boring night in the office. Anyway, no one will have a candlelight dinner with you, and no one will wait for you downstairs after work. Why don't you do something to save your mind? Maybe work will make you regain your courage and self-confidence and have confidence in your future love.

Post:

1 It is suggested that friends who want to work overtime on Singles' Day should work overtime a few days earlier, so that they can fully adapt to this work rhythm on Singles' Day and will not feel uncomfortable.

Store more delicious food in the office. Only eating, drinking and eating well can be conducive to a good mood.

It's boring to work overtime on Singles' Day. Let's have some melodious and relaxing music to adjust it.

Don't think too much about being single

Creative index: ★★★☆☆.

Difficulty index: ★☆☆.

Idea 7: Kara

Key points:165438+1October 1 1, a singer will stop at KTV.

Kara can always do it. Singing is definitely a good way to vent your emotions. For those who have been trapped by love for too long and are deeply hurt by it, Singles Day is really hard to endure. It is hard to avoid being sad and speechless when I think that others are in pairs and I am still alone.

At this time, it is better to vent your sadness, but it is more uncomfortable and harmful to your health. Make an appointment with some good friends to accompany you to karaoke and catch all the sad love songs in KTV. You will find that the lyrics of bitter love songs touch your heart so much in every capital because they say everything you want to say.

When you are tired of singing, you may feel better. A bachelor should also have the happiness of being a bachelor. When you are happy, don't let sadness tie the wings of happiness. Therefore, on Singles' Day, you should vent freely, keep your happiness to yourself, put your sadness aside and go to KTV to sing karaoke.

Tips:

1 Singles with poor psychological endurance should not sing too many bitter love songs. Although bitter love songs have catharsis, they are not small in lethality.

Prepare throat lozenges, water and paper towels before 2 K songs, which are all necessary items when singing bitter love songs.

3 K songs consume more energy, so we should pay attention to the combination of work and rest to prevent losing our voice when singing too much.

Creativity index: ★★★★★☆.

Difficulty index: ★☆☆.

Idea 8: Dinner for one person

Focus: 165438+ 10/01,give yourself a wonderful date when the lights are on.

This idea is suitable for friends with less severe single pain syndrome and friends with a little money and a little mood.

Because you are single, you will fantasize about romantic dates and romantic candlelight dinners. But there is no lover to share such a wonderful moment with you for the time being. It doesn't matter. Give yourself a romantic dinner for singles, or invite a few friends who are also single, which will definitely make your Singles' Day night unforgettable. Maybe next year, you won't have the right to enjoy such an unforgettable dinner.

Dress yourself up beautifully, order something you like to eat, eat in a beautiful mood, and quietly enjoy your own exquisite time. Singles' Day night can be so calm, comfortable and romantic.

Tips:

1 Preparing enough corrupt funds and choosing a good place for yourself to enjoy a romantic dinner for singles some time in advance is an important step for the success of this idea.

Choose a place where the environment is elegant and you feel relaxed, and remember that enough is enough. It is not good to be too romantic.

Creativity index: ★★★★★☆.

Difficulty index: ★★★☆☆

Creativity 9: Poetry Club

Key points:165438+1October1,1 1: 001:00, sunshine bathing, bachelor poetry club.

This idea is quite postmodern, even absurd. It's probably a state of mind to recite poems on Singles' Day. Climb the mountain in the early morning of Singles' Day, reach the top at noon 1 1, and then recite poems by heart. Looking back, this Singles Day is quite meaningful. We seem to have returned to the innocent age where literary and artistic youth can be seen everywhere. What is single and what is lovelorn has been forgotten, and our mood has become transparent and simple.

Singles' Day poetry, the choice of poetry is very important. Love poems should be chosen naturally, and its romantic atmosphere will make you forget the reality that you are still single for a while and immerse yourself in a piece of flowers and birds. Poetry praising great rivers and mountains is also optional. The charming scenery of beautiful mountains and rivers can make you feel refreshed on this day.

It is better to invite more people to climb the mountain on Singles Day. It would be better if a mountaineering team could be formed. You can hold a small poetry meeting on the mountain to learn about the heritage of ancient literati. Along the way, perhaps because there are many conspicuous people, we can attract three or five MM to stop and enjoy it, so as to bid farewell to our single life.

Tips:

1 prepare shoes, food and other supplies for mountaineering.

Review the poetry books you have read, brew emotions before going up the mountain, and let yourself devote yourself to the vigorous climbing and poetry-chanting movement on Singles' Day.

Creativity index: ★★★★★

Difficulty index: ★★★☆☆

Creativity 10: unite.

Key points:165438+1October 1 1, set a goal for yourself and pull n people into the bachelor army.

If you really don't know how to spend the boring time of Singles Day, then encourage others. This is the so-called cliques, to attract more people to join your camp. This move seems a little hurtful, but in this meaningless era, some funny moves may produce unexpected comedy effects.

You can sort out11/reasons and benefits of being single before noon on Singles' Day, and then read them to colleagues who are still struggling for love at lunch, so that they can make up their minds to be single. At dinner, you can also invite a friend to dinner, soak in a bar, complain through alcohol, count the miserable life of married people, and stimulate his single "hormone".

Tips:

1 the main purpose of this idea is to relax nervous nerves, so don't be too serious, just make everyone happy and don't be possessed.

Remember not to hurt others' feelings.

Creativity index: ★★★★★★★

Difficulty index: ★ Difficulty index: ★ Difficulty index

Creativity 1 1: Freshmen

Key points: 1 1 June11,end your bachelor career on Singles Day.

Are you tired? Are you lonely? Did the freedom that once made you proud make you feel sad on Singles Day? Have you ever missed someone strongly on a certain night? Can't you forget her smiling face after many efforts?

A person's life is really wonderful, free, rich and unscrupulous. The whole world belongs to you and no one can divide it. A person's life is also helpless. When he is down and out, he can only bear it himself, and no one can share it. Murong Xuecun wrote in his online novel: "I don't know why, but I suddenly want someone to sleep on my chest every night. She needs my protection and makes me feel safe. "

Nothing, you want to fall in love. The world of two people has different wonderful things. Confess to her, put aside the vanity and caution of bachelors, and end her career on Singles Day. 165438+1October 1 1, maybe she misses you too, so I called her and waited for her downstairs empty-handed or with flowers, telling her, "I'm tired of single apartments, unpopular rooms, smelly socks and dusty kitchens, and I want to be collected by love."

It's a bit like "plan of bitterness". A lonely bachelor asked to be taken care of on Singles Day night. This romantic bitterness seems irresistible-or irresistible, unless you are really bad. At that moment, her smile should be brilliant. In an inseparable festival, I will give her hand to you, and the two will come together and warm each other. I think this is the most wonderful idea of Singles Day. I won't go into details here. In addition, this magazine has specially created "11a solution to the bachelor problem" for your reference.

Tips:

1, prepare some tears and eye drops. This day is unusual and a godsend, so we should make good use of it.

Maybe you won't be a bachelor from tomorrow. Remember to get rid of those bad habits of bachelors.

Above all, please be prepared to be rejected. Amen.

Creative Index: ★ China's traditional bachelor refers to men, but men are not as powerful as we thought. Compared with women, men have low immunity, poor endurance and weak vitality. It is even more pitiful for a person to be single, and no one loves him! Therefore, while today's Singles Day is very busy, think about whether you should be better to yourself if you don't care about yourself.

Singles' Day, since it is a holiday, of course, can't be spent in vain. Nowadays, being single is also a fashion! Whether you are single or not, you must support it! Look at the bachelor's manifesto:

Netizen much ado about nothing: Singles Day, become a bachelor again!

Singles Day broke up, but I still silently prayed that he should be kind to himself and never be impulsive. His safety is my greatest wish.

Grape thinks that netizens do all kinds of evil: I am a bachelor, and I have Singles Day!

There must be Singles' Day when there is Valentine's Day! Does everyone know the origin of Valentine's Day? It was in memory of a brave missionary. Don't think so much about the origin of Singles' Day.111,I'm a bachelor, and I'm here for the holidays!

Netizens are running farther and farther: another year's singles day!

Today is Singles Day. Let's find some brothers, call some beautiful women and find a place to drink at night! Last Singles' Day, in college!

What about you? Don't you want to say something? Night chat between men and women: how to spend Singles Day?

Bachelor, slut and villain

A bachelor is just a bachelor. In another image, you are a bare birch tree in the field when a village woman and a village man make love, and a telephone pole covered with small advertisements for sexually transmitted diseases under neon lights. You are not a lonely and tenacious cactus in the lonely smoke in the desert, but a sad foil around your boyfriend and girlfriend in downtown. When the slut sings the song of triumph and rushes to the climax, you are close to your right-hand man; When a villain robs a woman, you are a tragic direct or indirect victim. You have the physical strength of a slut, but not the ability of a slut; You have the spirit of a villain, but you don't have the eyes of a villain ...

Difficulty index: ★★★★★

Finally, I wish you all a happy single life. I wish everyone who is single now can find someone they love tomorrow.