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Humorous jokes are very short.

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1. The classic goddess is funny and joking. Call the goddess on Valentine's Day: "Shall I invite you to dinner tonight?" "No, thanks." "Don't mention it, I'm downstairs in your house, in that red Ferrari." "I really don't need it. I have rejected your invitation many times. It's my treat this time. " Therefore, the pursuit of love should be persistent.

2. Smile every day. A: Look, how cute the girl in front is! Well, yes, lovely love! . . . I can't face the word cute anymore. When I was in the bathroom, I couldn't help looking in the mirror. I didn't pay attention to my appearance for a while. In front of me, I am even more handsome, but I am not proud. Because I know my myopia must have deepened again.

3. hilarious ex-boyfriend meets hilarious. Today, I met my ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend riding an electric car. After getting off the bus, the two walked into the supermarket hand in hand. When they walked away, I found that his electric car was unlocked. . . Alas! He is as careless as before. What if the car is stolen? So I bought a lock nearby and locked it for him.

4. "Master, I'm going bankrupt with the ceremony. Please give me some advice? " The master pointed to the almanac, and I said, "Do you want me to hold a banquet on another day to earn it back?" The master shook his head and said, "Turn off your cell phone when you see a good day." "Get out and don't let me see you again!" "Hum, don't let me see you either!" Ke Zhene and Mei Chaofeng are in love with each other.