What are some funny jokes that make people laugh?

The funny jokes that make people laugh are as follows:

1. There is nothing to give teachers on Teachers' Day, so we should give back what we have learned.

As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.

Third, the wife is always right, and this statement is always right. But what my wife didn't expect was that she might not be a wife all the time.

There was a terrible traffic jam. I just got off for dinner.

Four, my mother said that the prodigal son will not change the gold, who will give me the gold? I will change.

Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong owner!

6. My wife thought I betrayed her and said to me, "Bastard, I didn't expect you to be such a person." I quickly explained, "there must be a mistake. How can I be both an animal and a human being? "

Q: Have you ever cried for a woman? A: I cried. Q: Who? A: My mother was beaten until she cried herself hoarse.

Eight, I talked about the longest love, is narcissism, I love myself, no rival in love.

9. I passed by a man whose clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

X. "Do you know what it's like to love deeply?" "It's like the room suddenly darkens, not looking for light but looking for him." "Do you know what marriage is?" Marriage is rushing out after quarreling and coming back to buy a dish. This is the highest state of Xiuen's love.

A couple were walking in the street when suddenly a foreigner rushed out of the roadside. Life and death shamelessly asked the girl's name, and the girl was embarrassed after seeing her boyfriend's expression. Her boyfriend said to her, Mona! You are stupid.

Twelve, go to the hospital to register, want to take the stairs, go to the elevator to meet a group of people and a girl, listen to my buddy say to the girl: I am wrong, I will never play cards again, forgive me for not breaking up. When the elevator arrived, the girl entered the elevator and said, you take the stairs to the ninth floor first, and I will forgive you. The guy ran up the stairs. I slipped into the elevator. On the second floor, press 345678 when you go out. Brother can help you get here. Come on!