De Marcia's classic lines

1, follow your sister, she's a killer. (Katrina)

2, the kind of guy who hides in the grass and peeks at the beauty's ass and abuses vegetables. (introducing Galen's narration)

His father is a king, and he is cheating. (Comment on the narrative of Gavin IV)

4. Actually, I like women. (Galenic)

My grandfather is Zhao Yun. Zhao Xinyu

6, pike is there, chrysanthemum belt. Zhao Xinyu

7. For the sake of beauty, raise a gun at the sky every day. ...

8. Xiao Bing I: This product is a bit magical! Soldier 2: Hard as a stupid fork. Xiao Bing 3: My hands are numb …

9, first: do not send people's heads. Second: foster a sister! Third: The first drop of blood is for my sister. (Katrina)

10, Man Zi: I want the whole world to know that I am three knives and a Tianzhu, which is far more than five seconds!

1 1, unknown: electric mouse …

Kennan: My name is Kennan, and I have a killer skill …

Unknown: Sparta ...

Pan Sen: Cudgel is called Pan Sen, and Cudgel has love.

12, you naked red fork scum want to pit my sister to go home?

13, unknown: what kind of sister?

Pan Sen: Big breasts!

Unknown: (Bowing his head and striking the table) I'll help you crush her!

Kennan: (Bowing his head and waving shuriken) I'll help you crush her!

14, Blade Master: This hobby can't be helped.

15, Kennan (to Zhao Xin): What do you like, uncle?

Zhao Xin (answer): Chrysanthemum!

Man Mishima: Mishima came out and you are dead.

17, damn it, I was defeated by such a bloody blow.

18, blade master: sexy, majestic and stout. This is a beautiful tower.

19, Zhao Xin: I have been out of the mountains for 30 years, and I feel very good. Please rest assured the people of Debon. ...

Grandmaster: I know how to shoot with technology, but you still take a broken lamp basket and make a knitting field. ...

20. How can I go with my sister without pretending to be my mother? You rookies don't know what your brother means, hahaha!

2 1, Blade Master: The choppy piano can't stop.

OuYangDe's classic lines

1, Hu Die: I'm going to die. Will you die with me?

OuYangDe: You're dead ... You're dead, and I can't die with you. ...

2. Butterfly asks OuYangDe: Have you seen a man pass by here?

OuYangDe: Men? There are many men. Do you want a man? I'll help you find it if you need it!

3. Chun Belle (nanny): Oh, you idiot, why are you here?

OuYangDe (German father-in-law): Gee, I thought you would burp a long time ago.

OuYangDe: If you call me dad, I can consider taking you.

Huang Tianba: You ... you ... you call me dad.

OuYangDe: What?

Huang Tianba: Dad.

OuYangDe: Hey, son.

5. OuYangDe: Run slowly.

Huang Tianba: Hey!

OuYangDe: I'm talking about the donkey. (tapping his ass with a pipe) Go!

6. Huang Tianba: Gege, it's rude of you to accuse Tianba like this!

Agate: Yes, yes! I like being rude to me best, so be rude to me quickly!

7. Woman: Brother, my chest hurts a little.

M: Huh? Sister! There's nobody here anyway! Let me see!

Woman: No, second brother!

M: Nothing. Let me see! How can I save you without looking?

8. Tianba: Emerald. As long as you don't like me, then you can leave, otherwise I won't let go.

I like you hugging me!

9. Blame Lao Zi: This kind of injury happens every year, especially this year!

10, Agate rattle: Stop asking her (Xiaomei). If you ask her again, she will say it. If you ask me this question, I will say it!

1 1, OuYangDe: I have been wandering in OuYangDe for so many years, and I am not worried at all. Since I met her, I have a lot of worries and thoughts. Is it? who is it? With such superb skills, OuYangDe, a famous wonder in the Jianghu, can also be missed and cared for by people. This man's name is very unpleasant. Her name is black widow.

12, OuYangDe to Hu Die: I thought the guards around the emperor were all tall and burly, but I didn't expect such petite people. Very boring, very boring.

13, to Yang: Oh, no, the fake one is still so hard!

OuYangDe said to the butterfly: As soon as I let go, my pants will fall off, you shameless guy! How can I be shameless? You made me give up.

Classic lines from OuYangDe the Wonder.

1, Hu Die: I'm going to die. Will you die with me?

OuYangDe: You're dead ... You're dead. I can't die with you. ...

2. Butterfly asks OuYangDe: Have you seen a man pass by here?

OuYangDe: Men? There are many men. Do you want a man? I'll help you find it if you need it!

3. Chun Belle (nanny): Oh, you idiot, why are you here?

OuYangDe (German father-in-law): Gee, I thought you would burp a long time ago.

OuYangDe: If you call me dad, I can consider taking you.

Huang Tianba: You ... you ... you call me dad.

OuYangDe: What?

Huang Tianba: Dad.

OuYangDe: Hey, son.

5. OuYangDe: Run slowly.

Huang Tianba: Hey!

OuYangDe: I'm talking about the donkey. (tapping his ass with a pipe) Go!

6. Huang Tianba: Gege, it's rude of you to accuse Tianba like this!

Agate: Yes, yes! I like being rude to me best, so be rude to me quickly!

7. Woman: Brother, my chest hurts a little.

M: Huh? Sister! There's nobody here anyway! Let me see!

Woman: No, second brother!

M: Nothing. Let me see! How can I save you without looking?

8. Tianba: Emerald. As long as you don't like me, then you can leave, otherwise I won't let go.

I like you hugging me!

9. Blame Lao Zi: This kind of injury happens every year, especially this year!

10, Agate rattle: Stop asking her (Xiaomei). If you ask her again, she will say it. If you ask me this question, I will say it!

1 1, OuYangDe: I have been wandering in OuYangDe for so many years, and I am not worried at all. Since I met her, I have a lot of worries and thoughts. Is it? who is it? With such superb skills, OuYangDe, a famous wonder in the Jianghu, can also be missed and cared for by people. This man's name is very unpleasant. Her name is black widow.

12, OuYangDe to Hu Die: I thought the guards around the emperor were all tall and burly, but I didn't expect such petite people. Very boring, very boring.

13, to Yang: Oh, no, the fake one is still so hard!

OuYangDe said to the butterfly: As soon as I let go, my pants will fall off, you shameless guy! How can I be shameless? You made me give up.

Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk

Degang Guo: Many people are coming.

Yu Qian: Hey, they are all full today.

Degang Guo: I'd like to introduce the famous crosstalk performer sitting next to me.

Yu Qian: I dare not.

Degang Guo: Donkey money.

Yu Qian: Donkey Qian! Yu!

: in? Yes, sloppy fish.

Yu Qian: Mahu still wants donkeys, so, dry ditch.

Degang Guo: Yu Qian. Crosstalk is really good.

Yu Qian: You flatter me.

Degang Guo: I am very happy to return to my hometown to perform.

Yu Qian: Are you at home?

Degang Guo: I've been playing somewhere else for a while. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I feel confused.

Yu Qian: Competition? What race are you playing against?

Degang Guo: You don't know what our country is doing these days?

Yu Qian: We are hosting the Olympic Games.

Degang Guo: Yes, isn't the Olympic Games a competition?

Yu Qian: Oh, did you go to see the Olympic Games?

Degang Guo: Look! Don't you know me?

Yu Qian: No.

Degang Guo: No culture! Don't you usually read newspapers and TV?

Yu Qian: Look, I didn't notice you. What do you do?

Degang Guo: I'm embarrassed to say that my career is great for fear of scaring you.

Yu Qian: Don't scare me if you dare to say it.

Degang Guo: Then I really said it.

Yu Qian: You said you said.

Degang Guo: I'm a football player! You said this thing, which reason?

Yu Qian: Oh, you are a football player.

Degang Guo: Why don't I sign it for you?

Yu Qian: No need. You are not Beckham. What's the use of asking for your signature?

Degang Guo: Really? Don't regret it. When I become a star, I won't need it. You don't even have room for me.

Yu Qian: Then I'll often run to bars, and maybe I'll meet you again.

Degang Guo: Yes, you are familiar with life in our circle. Have you ever played football before?

Yu Qian: Who is it? People all over the country know where to find you. The media reports it every day.

Degang Guo: You don't know, do you? Actually.

I didn't play football before.

Yu Qian: So what do you do?

Degang Guo: After graduating from junior high school, I worked in a bath center.

Yu Qian: Please wait! Do people want a child like you in the bath center? The law doesn't allow it.

Degang Guo: Well, I'm not young. I was 2 1 that year.

Yu Qian: You just graduated from junior high school 2 1.

Degang Guo: Well, you started school at the age of seven, with eight years in primary school and six years in junior high school, which is 2 1.

Yu Qian: You stayed in school for a long time.

Degang Guo: I found a problem after working in the bath center for a while.

Yu Qian: What's the problem?

Degang Guo: People who come here are very rich.

Yu Qian: That's true. Ordinary people go to bathhouses.

Degang Guo: They all live in buildings and drive cars. How rich they are! When can I be so rich?

Yu Qian: You can also work hard by yourself.

Degang Guo: At the turning point of my life, I met a noble man.

Yu Qian: Who did you meet?

Degang Guo: Your father?

Yu Qian: Does my father go to that place?

Degang Guo: Not only that, but also our distinguished guests. All ladies can order what they want.

Yu Qian: Hey, hey, hey, don't talk about it.

Degang Guo: Yu Qian's father, Wang's father, this old man-

Yu Qian: Wait a minute! My surname is Yu, and my father's surname is Wang.

Degang Guo: Father?

Yu Qian: Which one? Just one!

Degang Guo: Yu Lao. This old man is really a good man.

Yu Qian: Will good people go to that place?

Degang Guo: That night, the old man walked into the massage room after steaming in the sauna. He pointed at me and said, Degang, Degang, come in and rub it for me.

Yu Qian: Let you pinch?

I also want to know. Is it for a change?

Yu Qian: What a mess!

Degang Guo: When he entered the massage room, he was already lying on the massage chair. I was holding it for him when the old man asked me, Degang, I think you are sad all day. If you have something bothering you, talk to my brother.

Yu Qian: Brother? What a generation this is!