What are the witticisms?

Relax-I do everything from simple to naive-it's really hot today-this fruit is delicious.

Sadness-The river in front of my house is sad. Besides, the train is coming, and the weather-it's raining again, which makes me angry.

Pupils make sentences!

1. Title: Although .........

Child: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6. Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher: .........

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

1 1. theme: first ... then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

12. Title: In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.