What funny friends circle copywriting is owed?

1, I always thought I had a good personality until I met someone with similar personality, and I really wanted to kick my ass.

You can go back, but you can't go back. Retrograde is full responsibility.

Of course, I have to take pictures. I'm not in my prime every year.

In this weather, Lori has become a "mature woman".

When going out by bike, many people are surrounded by traffic lights. I thought something was wrong, so I rode a battery car to watch the fun. As a result, people checked their helmets and brought back a ticket!

6. I just saw my good brother pick up a mineral water bottle on the road and was very unhappy. I didn't expect my brother to become a competitor.

7. First of all, I'm sorry for taking up public resources. Send a circle of friends to tell everyone: I am going to sleep.

I can't solve any problems as long as I can solve them with money.

9. Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports because I'm not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.

10, don't ask me why I'm not in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to?

1 1. Although I can't earn much money, I am good at saving money. For example, I saw a Ferrari today. I didn't buy it, but I saved more than 6 million at once.

12. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?