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A hundred cold jokes
Playing the pipa on the plane-high-profile.
The upper mouth is close to the sky and the lower mouth is close to the ground-what a big mouth.
Clogs with soles off-full cowhide
Bucket as a trumpet-big talk
The wind blows into the drum-bragging.
The rooster flew to the roof and sang very high.
The owner of the leather shop-a braggart
Bragging is not a capital crime-it's up to you.
Fly with suona on your back and blow into the sky.
The cover of the bank-what a big tone
Sparrows lay goose eggs-talk big.
Install an electric fan on the drum-brag
Love performing.
Climb Mount Tai with one foot-high jump
Pockets full of awls-like to show off skills.
Half a bottle of vinegar-wobbly.
Put an electric fan on your head-make a sensation.
It's painless to break the skull-death is a hero.
A ball full of air-love to jump.
Powder into the coffin-saving face
Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat.
Bag water chestnut-pointed head
Stir-fried beans with slate-jump when cooked.
Wash your hands in the gutter-pretend to be clean.
Eating at home and eating wild shit-just thinking about the outside
Wear a big shirt barefoot-just be expensive, not ugly.
Red paint dung cylinder plate-smelly and delicate
Hanging hydrangea at the door of the toilet-smelly beauty
Dogs have horns-the smell of sheep.
Hanging hydrangeas in rotten huts-false beauty
Shrimp pride-loves to jump.
There is a foot sticking out of the sleeve-exaggerated hand.
Hanging board on the chest-what a big brand
pretend to be deaf and dumb—pretend not to know
Hanging powder-saving face.
Actor's makeup-makeup
love
It rained three times a day-not very sunny (feeling)
Girl, look at the dowry-a man who has a few days.
When it rains, it's sunny-fake sunny (love)
June mustard-wrong intention
Puppet Dance-Have Your Own Matchmaker
Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has no sunny (affection) and sunny (affection)
Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight
Ye Gong Haolong-False Love
Love in movies-false feelings and hypocrisy
Liu Hai pulled Meng Jiangnv-crying and laughing.
Salt is as salty as salt and not as light as salt-it's not good for you.
We share weal and woe, life and death.
A beauty in a million.
Get married on the stage-not a real couple
Flowers facing the sun-love (sunshine)
Good flowers are stuck in cow dung-they don't match.
Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife-divide it into two parts.
Split the water with a sharp knife-it's hard to separate.
Yang Zongbao got married-both happy and surprised.
Chen Shimei should be a Xu-he likes the new and hates the old.
The idols on the door panel-in pairs
The beauty in the painting-unmarried.
Send an umbrella after the rain-I don't appreciate it.
Sister and sister are lovesick-suffering from the same disease.
Girls are big media-vouch for yourself.
A girl marries a eunuch-she won't die.
Picking water and marrying vegetables-people are right about buckets.
Silent love-through gestures
A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.
Tears of drama lovers.
The lotus stalk hits people-the diaosi is completely broken (affair)
Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.
Yuanyang playing in the water-both of them.
Catch the right silkworm moth-never let go.
Ying Huang caught the kite-both kites were buttoned.
Beat mandarin ducks-separate them
Look at the beauty through the wall-I can't love her.
Make eyes at the blind-don't appreciate it.
The beauty hanging on the wall-you love her and she doesn't love you.
There are many ways.
Double-toothed harrow-two sons
Six fingers itch.-there's another way
The mind is like a beehive, with many tricks.
Shi Tian doesn't need a boat to cross the river-he has his own way of crossing the river.
The toothbrush has lost its hair-it's organized.
The tortoise's orbit-its own scale
A sailor sweatshirt.-all of them.
Cows eat straw hats-full circle
There are many tracks in the railway station.
Dragon God's hat-there are many ways.
A mouse made a hole-asked for a doorway.
Monks pick up braids-get rid of them (France)
Ants crawl into grinding eyes-all roads are roads.
Pottery pots on the kiln-one set.
The iron rake rakes the ground-there are many roads.
Brush for removing hair-too many holes.
Boil cotton in a boiling pot-cooked condoms
Wide nails and iron rakes scrape-there are many roads.
be weather-beaten
The tofu boat capsized in the sea-into the soup and into the water.
Pines in the canyon-weather-beaten.
Shrimp, buy cigarettes-get in the water, get in the water.
He Xiangu went to her mother's house-in the fog.
Tire skin-by grinding
Sparrows in Dongting Lake-After the storm.
The cloth-beating stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-passing by the big man.
Iron navel grinding-wear resistance
Rice seeds on the pot cover-boil.
I fell into a five-flavor bottle-I tasted all the ups and downs.
sadder
Eat ice for three or nine days-it's freezing.
The child didn't cry when he saw his mother.
Drinking ice water in June-chilling
The memorial service ended in discord.
Grenade explosion-heart and gallbladder are cracked
Burning charcoal with a flagpole (sigh)
Fishing nets-shriveled at home and wet outside.
Tears on the wall-sad alone
Eating ice cubes in winter is too chilling.
Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Shouting
Lin Daiyu Buries Flowers-Feeling Sad and Cold
When a rabbit dies, it is sad-things hurt its own kind.
Pepper is soaked in vinegar-very bitter.
Jia Baoyu is crying-very sad.
Pig intestines hanging on the beam-bitter (crying) drops (crying)
Cui Yingying saw Lang off-I can't tell you how sad I am.
Crying at night-like bereavement.
Bamboo Slips-A River of Tears
both ends
One and a half Jin, one and a half Liang-it's the same.
There is no moon for thirty nights-every year is the same.
Crows are black the world over.
Pots and Adobe-One Kiln Product
The tortoise laughs and climbs-the same as each other.
Don't laugh at the turtles, they are all resting in the mud.
The crow landed on the pig's back-black to black.
Half a catty to five Liang-the same.
Sheep dung fell to the ground-the same size.
The old monk chanting-exactly the same.
As salty as the water in the pond.
Zhang Fei looks for Li Kui JY-black to black.
Tiles on the house-turn over half and cover half.
The fox laughed at the cat-almost the same as each other.
The two sisters had a baby-for Tim.
A pair of drumsticks in Chenghuang Temple
Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.
A crooked pot and a crooked stove-two will do.
Kiln burning and tile selling are the same goods.
Ruthless-the same.
Embroidered pillows-a pair
Stir-fried cucumber and towel gourd-same color
Monkeys laugh at rabbits without tails-just like each other.
change
The child's face-it changes when you say it.
Little doll's face-crying and laughing for a while
The weather changed a lot last spring.
Mercury column-unstable
Cock shit-hard head and soft back
The face of a woman of yin and yang-changes three times a day
Actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.
Yellow eggplant-variety
The magician's ability will change.
Popsicle sellers enter the teahouse-one is cold and the other is hot.
Barber's burden-cold at one end and hot at the other.
Sharpen Nan Zhu's skull-changed his mind.
Building a toilet next to the osmanthus tree-one smells like incense.
Coptis chinensis dipped in honey-sweet and bitter
Cat's eye-it will change sooner or later
Thermometer-up and down
The lighted steel pot cooled down quickly.
Not long
Cherry in March-it's going to be red soon
Peach blossom in March-thanks.
A thousand miles to build a long shed-a banquet must end.
Snowman in the sun-it won't be long.
Frost on the tiles-it won't be long.
China New Year's Pig-Sooner or later.
Water drops on taro leaves-not for long.
Officials on the stage.-not for long.
The lamp grass lit a torch-it went out in a flash.
Dogs guard the toilet-wait for shit (death)
Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.
Sugar in a teacup-life is not long.
Dew in the sun-not long.
Mosquitoes in autumn-they will be proud for a few days.
Borrowed wife.-no sleepovers.
Fell on the edge of the toilet-not far from shit (death)
irresponsible
December snake-hit it and move it.
A three-foot saw
Lohan playing Guanyin with a big belly-turning a blind eye.
Practice shooting every day-a life of turning a blind eye.
Turtles pull rickshaws-full of energy, but not endurance.
Wang Po sold the mill-there's nothing to push.
Eat less salted fish and dry mouth-more is better than less.
Eat less salted fish and your mouth is thirsty-why mind your own business?
Cowhide drum-no beating, no ringing
Too much debt.-don't worry.
Bird catching policy-turn a blind eye
Play volleyball-by pushing
Close your eyes and eat lice-out of sight is clean.
Bathing in a rice soup basin-muddling along
The duckweed in the pond floats on the water.
The Monkey King is sitting in the golden palace-all hands and feet.
The old monk rings the bell-every day is a day.
Guan Yunchang lost Jingzhou by carelessness.
I ate ecstasy soup-I completely forgot.
The monk rang the bell that day-muddling along.
Throw away the iron bar and carry the lamp grass-only pick the light things to do.
Kitchen edge grinder-give it a push.
Masons paint walls-push with one hand
Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.
Wear cowhide-don't admit to being dirty (stealing)
No hair on your mouth-doing things is not practical
Dig your ears with your fingers.-Not deep.
Leaves fell into the river and drifted with the waves.
Stand on high and watch the battle-stand by and watch.
Ducks cross the river-follow the crowd
Ducks splashed Shui Piao.
Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.
Blacksmith switched to piano-choose light and fear heavy.
See the flowers on horseback-not deep.
Pig Bajie carries a broadsword-slovenly soldier
Hold on to ponytails-delay
Pull the banhu with a wooden stick-one thick and two thick
Monkeys wear leather gloves-all hands and feet.
Clear water-not deep.
Abacus bead-dial it, move it
The blind man plays the flute-touches the pipe.
Push tofu-so rough.
Cowhide basketball-don't play, don't jump
A hundred years of pine trees, ten years of bananas-unintentional.
Falling oil floated on it.
Muddle and smooth the wall-make peace with the old.
It's hard to talk
It's hard to talk when you see your mother ugly.
A three-foot ladder-it can't get on the roof.
Three meals of radish fried rice-no salt (words)
A big girl wants her husband's family-she can't say it.
Eat fried noodles in the strong wind-you can't open your mouth.
A brick under your chin-you can't open your mouth.
This cow has a smelly mouth-it can't be opened.
Two dumb people tied together-it's hard to say]
Two dumb people meet-it's hard to talk.
Swallowed charcoal-lost his tongue.
Eat fried noodles in the wind-don't open your mouth.
Paper on the toilet paper board-don't wipe (open) your mouth
Pick up the handkerchief on the toilet board-wipe (open) your mouth
Put a plaster on your mouth-you can't open your mouth.
Cook dumplings in the teapot-you can't pour them out.
Dumb people are bullied-dare to be angry and dare not speak.
The dumb is wronged-he won't speak until he dies.
Silent call-some words can't be said
Qiu Chan landed-speechless.
Scorpions are like pipa-they can't play (speak).
unclear
Wooden eyes-can't see through.
People who can't read read the notice-they always erase it.
Cocks crow in the middle of the night-I don't know.
Four or two cotton and ten bows-where to play (talk about it)
Salty (including) paste rice soup
Monkey Sun sealed a dagger-I don't know how big this official is.
The first night-the unknown is everywhere.
The dung beetle climbed up the charcoal pile-he couldn't show his black without moving.
Mute gestures, deaf interruptions-I can't say clearly, I can't hear clearly.
Fireflies on summer nights-bright and dark.
Tie Guai Li gourd-I don't know what medicine to sell.
Riding a horse and eating roast chicken-I don't know where this bone has gone.
Buying pigs across the mountain-overestimated.
Buying a cat from another pocket-a disguised transaction
The dustpan of the partition-I don't know how to turn it over.
The blind man touched the elephant and crossed the bridge.
A blind man looks at the skylight-I don't understand.
Cannot be changed.
Chinese fir in June-final draft.
Wood made a boat-it's a foregone conclusion.
The buffalo crossed the alley-it couldn't turn back.
The bug got into the bird's nest-it couldn't turn around.
A crow's wings can't be white.
A hole made of bricks.
The meal is ready-it can't be changed.
Generated dwarfs-can't be tall
The generated eyebrows will grow into moles-stereotypes.
Grandma's shoes.-same.
Dead sheep's eyes-fixed.
Guanyin bodhisattva-eighteen years a year
Granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-the same as before.
The lark calls for three years-a common saying now.
A dog that eats shit-a leopard cannot change his spots
Monk bang bang-the same old story.
Bodhisattva in Chenghuang Temple-Stand for life and sit for life.
Site roof dripping
Eating beans has no teeth-what goes in and what goes out.
Bodhisattva's eyes-unable to move
Monkeys play tricks.-same old story.
No influence
I fell into the well-I couldn't pull my ear out.
Three miles to scold the magistrate of a county-useless.
Three plus two minus five equals zero.
Three years' old accounts-why do you want to turn them out?
Adults are not at home-talk like children.
A ponytail wears tofu-I can't lift it.
Dilute the mud-it won't stick to the wall.
There is a sore on the wood-it doesn't hurt or itch.
Buffalo accompanying exam-greater than strength
Hairy-footed chicken-not allowed on the table.
Recite the eulogy behind the cow's ass-empty talk
Wear tofu in your hair-needless to say.
Kill mosquitoes and feed elephants-it's no use.
Show smart eyebrows to the blind-it's no use.
Play the lute to a cow-it doesn't work.
Larks crow for three years-empty talk.
Eat pumpkins without salt-just a word.
There is only one drumstick-it doesn't work.
Bamboo shoots on Zhushan-the big ones can't be eaten, and the small ones can't be used.
Running grass is a crutch-don't push.
Legless crab-can't walk.
Hide under the bed to avoid tripterygium wilfordii-it's no use.
Song Jiang's military-martial arts (useless)
Zhang Tianshi was beaten by his mother-the law is useless.
Once the willow blossoms, it will not bear fruit.
Ciba painted on paper-can't be eaten.
Flowers made of paper-no fruit.
Paper benches-you can't sit on them.
Paper men ride stone horses-light but not heavy.
Fried rice-tasteless
Bodhisattva in the temple-don't talk
Bring the Pipa into the Mill-Play the lute to a cow
It's no use filling a well with snow.
The dung stirring stick in the toilet-can't smell it?
Wu Dalang's body-not big enough.
Wu Dalang hit the tiger-didn't generate that punch.
The horse in the picture-it doesn't work at all.
The cake on the painting-can't satisfy the hunger.
Plant peanuts on the bluestone board-it can't take root, let alone bear fruit.
This pole is stuck in the eye of the bridge-it can't be lifted.
Cut the meat with a blunt knife-no bleeding.
Invite people to cry for their parents-pretend to be sad
Put lime on your mouth-in vain.
Whips made of shit and smell are not allowed.
Monks buy combs-it's no use.
Let the cow chase the horse-in vain.
Although there are many rabbits-but they can't drive the shaft.
Dying yawn-white mouth
Baja dogs chase rabbits-they are running, you can't run, they are biting, you can't bite.
Wet wood won't catch fire.
Beat the eggs with your fist-it's no use.
Iron balls make soup-no oil and no salt.
Embroidered pillow-a bag of grass
Fire prevention with fire net in fishing ground (in vain)
Hemp straw as a pole-not that kind of material.
Hemp stalk bridge-can't afford it
Sack cloth is used to make robes-not that kind of material.
Pockmarked flour-just fill this hole.
Deaf people take part in singing competitions-nothing.
Tigers without bite marks won't hurt people.
Next year's gold-not as good as today's copper.
Scratch through underwear.-not enough.
Next year's imperial calendar-sorry.
It's no use for robbers to install bows and arrows after their backs.
The monkey watched a play-in a daze.
Fishing nets are hanging all over the sky-they can't cover the sun.
The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.
Draw a cake on the wall-can't satisfy hunger
Draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.
Blind People Wear Glasses —— An Unnecessary Frame
A bad nose doesn't drink-it's just a name.
Punch the peep show-it's worthless
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