70 cute and humorous copywriting short sentences

The new version of dichlorvos is delicious and nourishing. Open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent. In the boring life, there was a time when sharing sentences on WeChat was very popular. These sentences carried people's blessings and greetings. What sentences do you remember that are suitable for expression? To this end, we spent time sorting out humorous short sentences. Please continue reading this article!

Humorous short sentences are cute (1- 18). The reason why I like winter is that I can snuggle up with you. Watch TV, warm your hands and do what you like.

I didn't make it back when I left, I dare say it's not my cowardice.

Every girl has a princess dream, but unfortunately no one loves it, so in some people's eyes, it becomes a princess disease.

But as a senior gardener, I am good at grafting.

The first step of mental health is to hate others less. Discontent, anxiety, accusation after anxiety, resentment. Therefore, contented people are often happier. Jealous people are more painful, more targeted and more anxious. Resentment, jealousy, love to sabotage, destroy the good of others, such people are not easy to get along with. According to the Buddhist scriptures, seeking the Tao is not one of the eight bitter things, because it is the beginning of destruction and also the sinking.

6. After that, someone asked me if I could heat porridge and have someone to accompany me at night.

7. Being a koala in the next life, sleeping, eating and staring blankly for hours every day, is perfect!

8. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

9. As long as there are two chances in life, once I meet you and once I go to the end.

10, it's raining outside and the sky is gloomy. Write your name on the glass window. People who are insatiable will end up with nothing.

1 1, Confucius said, "It's not too messy to hit with bricks, but it's not too dead to look at."

12, talking with the owner of the breakfast shop downstairs about health preservation, he asked, "Do you know what influence you people who don't eat breakfast for a long time have?" I said I didn't know, and he said, "It will affect our business."

13 I am the cutest! Watch me laugh, watch me laugh, watch me laugh!

I am very happy to come to such a beautiful Disney in my life.

15, although the years are ruthless, I am only interested in you, girl (sir), please give me more advice for the rest of my life!

16, I was going to pick a star for you, but I thought about it and forgot what to pick. I am a star.

17. If you don't work hard, the boss will turn to koi fish endlessly.

18, you like her clean, why do you want to dirty her?

Cute humorous short sentences (19-36) 19. I'm not the little girl who spent 500 yuan and had to think about it for a long time. I have to think about spending five yuan recently.

20. In the first grade of primary school, the head teacher was my aunt and got me a small monitor. I think I'm always cheating! Followed by a group of friends to see who is unhappy and bully who. Later, my aunt transferred to another school and everyone bullied me when they saw me. You have to pay it back sooner or later, and it's especially double.

2 1, seeing your smile is the happiest in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful in the world!

22, going to school is that it is uncomfortable not to go to the teacher, but to feel uncomfortable.

23. Last night, I watched a video to test the reaction of men hitting women and women hitting people around men in downtown. The results are as follows: When men hit women, 95% people around them will come forward to stop them, and some even hit men directly. When a woman hits a man, people around her are watching. What's more, they come up to help her hit a man.

24, but if you don't come to the wild, the order will really be gone.

25. I asked 30 people to be a video member, and he said, "Drink 15 yuan's milk tea."

26. Girls should copy not only classical Chinese and texts, but also algebraic geometry, English words, physical formulas, chemical elements, biogeography, history and politics.

27. The boy who warms all the girls is called the boiler-burner.

28. G.E.M. proved that success has nothing to do with height, Ma Yun proved that success has nothing to do with looks, Dong Mingzhu proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, and I am amazing. I proved that success has nothing to do with me.

29. My girlfriend has never been interested in sports events, but I think the Olympic Games should be another matter. So I just asked him excitedly, "Do you want to watch the opening ceremony together the night after tomorrow?" She suddenly looked at me: "Whose grave is this?"

30. I just weighed myself and found that I actually lost weight 10 kg. On closer inspection, I found that I forgot to bring my gold chain, which kept me busy every day.

3 1. I want to look at the Forbes list every morning. Without me, I will go to work.

In those summer days, whenever you stand on the grassy Yuan Ye, I always lie in the shade of a nearby birch tree. In the evening, you put down your pen and come to me. We will hold hands and stay quietly for a while, looking into the distance side by side.

33. Although I failed in height, I got full marks in personality!

Yesterday, I took my 4-year-old son to the kindergarten to register. The moment I saw my son and teacher, I was forced! It turned out to be a primary school deskmate who was bullied by me for six years. Take care, son. Dad, I'm sorry!

I am the best, I am the best, I am the best, I am the cutest, I am the cutest.

When I first tasted mustard … it was sour and refreshing, and I cried for more than ten minutes. I see! The dog looked at me curiously as if he wanted to eat it. I took a big bite. Shit, I was bitten by a dog for the first time in my life.

Cute humorous short sentences (37-54)37. Although he made you shorter, he made your hairline taller.

38. Now, my surname is Liu, but I can't keep your heart. My last name is Li, but I can't understand how you feel. My last name is Zhang, but I can't say I love you. I feel very weak, because I saw one today: My last name is Gao, but I can't give you an orgasm. ......

39. Protect you from the wind and rain, play cool with you and laugh with you.

40, but I always don't have the courage to explain, just want to listen attentively.

4 1, I feel like eating chicken and running away from everyone, and drag out an ignoble existence. There were bullets in the gun, and no one fell into the box in the mirror. I am a walking man-machine licking charter, a deaf, blind and light friend, and a side dish chicken that hurts innocent people.

42. If I could do it all over again, I would stick to it and just want to do what I want.

I don't care if I am the coolest, I don't care if I am the cutest.

44. who are we You're welcome. Throw me any money.

45, serious, but three seconds is still the last one I love the most.

46. Pick anyone and invite me to drink milk tea. Don't tell me you have no money. No money is your business. Solve it yourself.

47, three points by dressing up, one point by face, nine points by filter.

48. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

49. I just picked up 500 yuan on the road and laughed too loudly and was heard by the owner.

50. Don't be emotional, don't secretly miss, and don't look back.

5 1, no matter how pure, beautiful, beautiful, cute and pretentious you are, you will eventually become an aunt in advance.

When my father and I went to the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

53. At school, in the middle of the night, we love rat hid in the toilet next to the playground and smoked. At that time, people with cigarettes were called grandfathers. No, a buddy said. I will give a pack of cigarettes to anyone who dares to go to the ladies' room next door and come back. I'm glad to hear it. After earning a pack of cigarettes for nothing, I volunteered to go ~ Then, just entering the ladies' room, I bumped into a female teacher taking off her pants to go to the toilet …

My family is so big that it is no problem for dozens of people to eat and live together. But my heart is very small, so small that it can only accommodate you.

Humorous phrases are lovely (55-72). 55. I warn you, this is a shame! Be careful that I put a size 36 shoe on a size 40 face.

56. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

57. A few days ago, my girlfriend was in a bad mood and suddenly asked me, "Remember what I told you that time?" "Which time?" "You really don't remember, get out!"

58. Today, my girlfriend sent me a message: "My parents want you to come to my house tonight!" I miss Doby, and she says, "Play with you"? After a long time, I didn't respond, so the phone was hacked. At that time, I felt inexplicable! It turned out that the reply she received was: "play with my mother"! I'm going to ... buy some gifts and go home tonight to apologize. I hope I can explain it clearly.

59. Fish can be roasted even without water.

60. After my wife and I got married, the housework was divided and she washed the dishes. As a result, I now know that washing dishes has the following steps: 1. Bowl series 2. Bubble bowl 3. Brush the bowl 4. Hanging bowl 5. Disinfection 6. Enter cabinet 7. Wipe the table. Mop the kitchen floor. And she just washes the dishes, and having a highly educated wife is just a gesture.

6 1, if I am going to die, I will give QQ ten years of super Q and membership, let my avatar shine for ten years, and then change my signature and have a conversation with "I am waiting for you".

62. I found ten yuan along the way and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome boy smiled, and I said to the handsome boy, become a member.

63, the new version of dichlorvos, delicious and nourishing, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.

64. I hope life is not too crowded. I hope you don't have to smile deliberately. I hope you have a princess dream and Cinderella's glass shoes.

65. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle, so you are ugly.

66. I was also asked to stay. She took my hand and said that she didn't pay the bill and wanted to leave?

67. Only then did I know that I had given up someone I liked. It's that simple.

68. No matter how beautiful you are, you are not as skilled as your retouching skills.

69, I want to hug, I want to touch my head and kill me, I want to hold high, I want a blue basin friend!

70. You ask her to open the courier and try it. Don't need scissors.