Yesterday's lines

In the old society, there were two words: "Everything has different diseases, nothing, and there is no shortage of money."

B: That's right.

A: Both of them have been touched by our family, but we are sick and have no money.

Guardian! How is your family life?

At that time, my father and mother were ill.

A I'm still young.

How old is b?

A is so high.

b？

A bun.

B long hair? then what

A is eaten as a snack. In the future, if it is improper, sell it or not. My uncle is here again!

Your uncle?

My father's brother.

B I know.

Working for the landlord for a long time in the country. He didn't have enough to eat, didn't wear warm clothes, was beaten and suffered indignities, and forced my uncle to come to Beijing to find my father.

Then find something for your uncle to do.

Where can I find a net unemployed person?

Let's do a little business!

A there are no books!

B Then you must borrow some money.

A loan? Where do poor people have rich friends? Kong Xiangxi and Song Ziwen are both rich. Do you have friendship with them?

B I don't know.

Who do you want to borrow from these neighbors in our yard? In the east room, it's a scissors grinder.

This is not allowed.

Nanwu is a businessman.

Hey, you can borrow some from him!

A has a smaller business.

What does B do?

One sells ear scoops.

B it's too small!

Wang (pronounced "section chief") of No.5 Middle School in Jiaxi is a college graduate. How do you suggest borrowing it from him?

Ah, the section chief is rich!

He sells yellow calendars.

Do you sell yellow calendars in area B?

His name is Wang.

Wow! Listen to his name!

In our place, the only rich people are landlords and old ladies.

Let's borrow some money from him.

A Yes, as soon as my uncle went, she knew, "Why, with money? Don't worry, I'll give you 100 thousand flowers first, and I'll never get them again! "

B old lady, old lady!

A "But five points!"

B wants to make money, too Borrow100,000, 5,000 interest?

Answer no! Borrow100000 with interest of 50000.

B Yan Zhang!

My uncle took it, "huh? Landlord, I will borrow 100,000 yuan and you will pay 50,000 yuan. " "Oh, yes, I deducted this month's interest!"

b！ This is deduction?

My uncle took the money and was very sad. "alas! I can't help it these days! " The more you think about it, the worse: how can I pay it back then? He was sent back. The old lady looked happy! "Hey, I still borrow money from you. I just took the money away, and next month's profit is coming again! "

b？

Hearing this, my uncle said, huh? There is no place to move, and this hundred thousand dollars is gone! My uncle thought about it, but there was nothing he could do. He came back with 50 thousand yuan. At this time, Wang went to our home. "Grandpa, how did you borrow money from the landlord? Her son's nickname is' Emperor Voldemort', who can stand it? I can do nothing these days. I graduated from college and forced me to sell almanac. Last time I sold something and bought an old foreign car, I vomited blood after pulling it for two days. You pull my car first! " My uncle is very grateful. "The poor in the world are a family!" !

B there are really good people!

The rickshaw puller is inexperienced! Wandering around the hutong, I can't find a seat. I saw one from a distance, carrying a pocket and sweating. My uncle ran over. "Sir, I pulled-oh, coal miner!"

Wow! What car does he drive?

A wandered around all morning and didn't get a seat. My stomach was growling, and I spent 500 yuan to buy a nest head.

B the gold certificate is worthless!

A didn't want to eat the steamed corn bread, but he ate half of it and put it in his pocket. Later, it was pulled to Dongjiaomin Lane. Just after the bus arrived there, foreign police and Kuomintang police came! "This is the place where you come from? Hmm? Look at your skirt! This is very important.

The people who live in this building are all foreigners. Who will take your car when you go out? Don't you want to mess with me? "With a wave of his stick, the fender is broken! My uncle picked it up and pulled the car away.

B well, if you don't run, you'll get beaten.

It's already dark at this time, and I don't think my family has eaten yet.

Buy some noodles first!

A found a noodle restaurant, put the car aside, took out the borrowed 50 thousand yuan, took out three pounds of flour money and entered the noodle restaurant. "Boss, you give about three kilograms of flour!" "Manned a look," are you poor crazy? Three pounds of noodles and two pounds? " "I have three pounds." "The price has gone up! "

B ho! It's rising so fast! Then buy two Jin!

A "Where are the pockets?" I didn't have my pocket, so I went to the carriage and took out two pieces of paper. "Give me about two Jin!" ""two Jin? A kilo! "

Didn't B give you two Jin of money?

Answer: "It's time to get the paper, it's gone up again!"

B has gone up again?

My uncle said, "Why is it rising so fast?" "Don't talk nonsense! Buy or not? If you don't buy it, you will rise! "

b？ !

An uncle thought; Buy it! Not buying? These two dollars are enough to cook a bowl of rice! My uncle is holding money in this hand and noodles in this hand, spreading out from the noodles. There is an injured soldier across the street with a cane and a medicine bottle in his hand. If you come over, you will bump!

B this is intentional!

A throw the medicine bottle on the floor, bang! "Ah, how to hit me, broken? Look, it's broken. Don't! The medicine for injection is imported from the United States,' Slater!' "

B what?

He doesn't know a "yes".

B: Isn't that intentional?

"You pay!" Come and grab it. My uncle said, "Boss, this money can't be moved ..." "What can't be moved? Bring it here! "

B what is this called a wounded soldier!

A, my uncle is crying! Next to a chi son, "old man, you admit it! Can you afford a wounded soldier? Remember, when you meet a soldier, stay away! " "ah! Is there any reason? ! ..... "Just want to go forward, another came and covered my uncle's mouth. "Don't talk about state affairs!"

B doesn't even talk?

My uncle will come back. ...

What's the matter?

A foreign car is missing!

B look at this day!

My uncle sat on the steps with his eyes straight and didn't say a word.

B is sad.

A is crazy!

Ouch! This is crazy!

A At that time, there was no rule of law, only living on the streets. Well, it was not until after liberation that the cadres of the Martial Control Committee sent my uncle to a mental hospital.

It can be said that he is very ill.

A don't know anything! Being alone in the ward is afraid of meeting people, which makes it even worse.

B that's so exciting.

A hospital tried its best to treat it and was cured with a new therapy. Clear head, "hey! Why am I here? Didn't the wounded soldier hit me? Oh! Take me to the hospital! "

B this brain is very clear!

A: "How many things do we have? Yesterday? "

B Yesterday? !

A just can't remember the date: it was probably yesterday! How much does such a wide hospital cost a day? At this time, the nurse brought the meal. (imitating the action of the nurse sneaking into the house)

B what's this for?

I thought he was afraid of meeting people! I put the rice there and just wanted to go back. My uncle said, "Doctor, I won't eat. Well, I should go out! " "The nurse saw my uncle wake up and ran out happily! Later, the dean, doctor, head nurse and medical director all came! The dean said, "Grandpa! Why don't you eat? " "Oh, don't eat, I have half steamed corn-bread here! "

B remember that wowotou!

A "doctor! Who gave it to me yesterday? "

B it was yesterday!

A everyone is happy! The dean said, "Grandpa, it wasn't yesterday. You have lived here for ten years! " "Uncle got a fright," huh? Ten years! " "Ah, injections, medicine, acupuncture, electrotherapy, all Chinese and western medicine to show you. Your illness is cured! "My uncle said to himself, this is a rip-off!

B was ripped off?

A "doctor! I am not rich! " The dean said, "Don't worry, old man, you don't need money to see a doctor here. You can rest here for a few more days. Ok, let's go. " Everyone's gone. The more I think about it, the more I wonder: no money? I've never heard that medical care is free! No money? Hum, let's go together then! I have to borrow it from Emperor Voldemort. Simply, I'll go! I slipped out alone.

B Oh, do you know anything about home?

As soon as you get out of the hospital, it's Qianmen Street. Once I get to the front door, I dare not leave.

What's the matter?

"This is not Tiananmen Square, is it? Yes, it isn't! (Q B) Is it? "

B asked me why?

Ah, there came a red scarf and my uncle stopped me. "Hey, young master!" "

b？ Master?

"Is this Tiananmen Square?" "Grandpa, it's Tiananmen!" "Are this garden and this building built by foreigners?"

b？ Foreigners built it?

A child said, "Grandpa, this was not built by foreigners, but by ourselves." "yourself?" "Ah, it belongs to all of us, and you have a share." "Where can I afford to build a building?"

Wow!

A child said, "Look! This is the monument to the people's heroes; This is where people's deputies meet ... ""People's deputies? " "Ah, it is our people who manage state affairs ..." (covering the child's mouth) "Don't talk about state affairs!"

B still "don't talk about state affairs"

A child is also happy. "Grandpa, we should know about state affairs ..." "Hey, let's go, let's go!" The child gave a team salute, which startled my uncle. "Goodbye!" "What is hitting people?"

Wow! What are you afraid of?

He came out alone, which really worried us!

B what?

A hospital called me and said he was fine. We rented a car, and when we arrived, we said he ran out alone! Ok, the hospital will look for it, so will we.

B Where can I find it?

A it's easy to find! He came out in his pajamas. When I arrived at Tiananmen Square, I saw it at a glance. "Big ye, I'll get off! Do you still know me? " "Iron egg!"

B hi! What's with the nickname?

"You, are you an iron egg?" I said, "I am an iron egg!" " ""with a braid? " "ah!" "No, this night is too long? "

B never heard of it!

A I said, "Let's talk about it at home. You get on the bus! " "ah? Shall we take a bus? "

B it's fresh to take a bus!

A Where used to sit? I said, "Get in the car!" I helped him in. He sat there muttering, "shall we sit here?" I said, "You can take the bus now!" "If everyone takes this, then the rickshaw driver will have no food?" "Grandpa, there are no rickshaws now." "ouch! I have to eat! "

There are no beggars now.

Comrade A, the driver, had a quarrel. "Grandpa, I used to be a rickshaw driver."

B Look, people are driving now.

The more I listen, the more puzzled I am. The bus drove all the way to our door, and the driver helped my uncle down and sent him in. My uncle said, "Thank you, brother! Ok, leave me alone, or the car will be lost! "

Wow! That's a loss

A is afraid to go in when she gets home!

You don't know b?

A it's hard to say! What was home like in the past? After liberation, we moved to the landlord's house. The three northern rooms are spacious and bright with new furniture.

B Oh, it's changed!

My uncle watched it for a long time. "What are we doing here?" I said, "This is our home!" "Our house? Didn't you go to the kang when you entered the door? "

B remember one room and a half kang!

I said, "Have you forgotten? This is the landlord's house. " My uncle is in a hurry! "Oh, you became the emperor Voldemort? Say, how did you get rich? "

How can this be called getting rich?

Answer: "I tell you, we are not poor, so we can't do bad things!" " "I said," Grandpa, do you remember when there was no food? " "Oh, then why don't I remember? "

How many years ago was that?

"This is not yesterday ..."

B it was yesterday!

A I said, "Grandpa, you have been in hospital for ten years!" " ""ten years? Twenty years can't be like this! " I said, "I don't know about this decade for a while. The' Emperor Voldemort' you mentioned, she has arrived at the court! " "Then we can't afford it!" "She's under control!" "ah! What about the emperor? I said, "Look, our family has jobs, and my aunt has entered a nursing home in the countryside, and she is very happy! """Enjoy? I'm dreaming? "

Wow! It's true!

I said, "You are not dreaming." While we were talking here, Wang came back. "Oh, grandpa, are you out of the hospital?" Do you still know me? ""Wang, I'm sorry! "

B what?

"I lost your rickshaw!" The king is happy, "a thing of the past, let's not talk about it. Everything is fine now! Look at me, I am in the Construction Bureau! " "Oh, where do you sell almanac?"

Wow!

I said, "Grandpa! Now people are section chiefs! " Wang said to him, "Let's take Grandpa to the street!" I think, yes! Let's play in the street! "Hey, you take off your pajamas first!"

Oh! Still wearing pajamas!

A I said, "You have two dollars on you." "Hey, I want money? It can't be spent. " "It's convenient for you to get some!" "Ok, give me two thousand dollars first!"

b！ Two thousand?

A "Take this ten dollars with you." "Ten dollars? Buy a steamed bun or 500! " "You take it! This is not the golden certificate of the past! "

B Yes, this is RMB!

A arrived at Wangfujing and was about to cross the road when my uncle grabbed me and ran back. "The police are coming!" "I said," this is the people's police! ""Never mind that policeman, he has a stick! "

B-ho, that's the conductor.

A I said, "Grandpa, look: how nice it is for the police to help the old lady and give her a big bag to cross the road!" " ""well, that's his mother! "

Wow! People's police do this to everyone!

A Here we are at the department store. My uncle looked at it and said, "hey, how can such a big thing be bigger than Rui Fuxiang?" Iron egg, what is this' auspicious'? " I said, "It's a department store!" "Which owner opened it?" I said, "This is for all of us!"

B, it's for the whole people!

A I said, "Go in!" "Well, go in and kick us out?"

B cough! Think so much!

A I said, "Look, there are so many people, just like us, and no one bombed. Let's go in! " "This road is in. Can go in and have a look, "hey, it's so lively, iron egg, take money!" " "

What's the matter?

"Be careful of being robbed!" I said, "Don't worry, there was no robbery!" ""well, where is the ocean car still lost! "He still doesn't trust. Take two steps to show his money.

B used to be horrible.

A arrived at the second floor and I said, "I'll buy you a pair of shoes!" " ""buy an overpass, it's expensive here! "

B cough! There is a price everywhere!

A salesman heard that he wanted to buy shoes, so he brought six or seven pairs. Uncle said: "manned, we will buy a pair." People say, "It doesn't matter if you don't buy it, just look!"

B, choose one!

My uncle tried a pair. "Well, this pair fits. Iron egg, give money, give money quickly! "

What are you up to?

A "the price will increase in the future!"

B still afraid of price increases?

After buying shoes, I said, "You have a rest!" Take him to the lounge. A young man stood up. "Grandpa, sit here!" "My uncle sat there muttering (taking out the money in his pocket)," Ah, here it is! ""(doing the action of leaving the money empty)

B I'm afraid of losing it!

I said, "Grandpa, sit here and I'll pour you a bowl of water!" " "When I came back from pouring water, my uncle ran away. After catching up with him, I said, "Grandpa, why are you running?" "There are soldiers there!" "Cough! That's our PLA comrades! "

What are you afraid of?

A: "People are right. They hide when they see soldiers! " I said, "The People's Liberation Army belongs to the people ..." "No, stop it, it's coming!"

b？ Are you coming?

A: As soon as I saw it, the PLA really came after me. My uncle ran and ran to the second floor. Everybody, gather around.

B it's too noisy!

My uncle is standing there. The PLA comrades said, "Grandpa, what are you running for?" ? Here you are! ""huh? "

B what?

"You dropped the money!" (touching his pocket) "ouch! (Want to collect money, and retract his hand) Boss, keep the flowers! "

What's this called?

Everyone had a good time. The PLA comrades said, "Grandpa, how can we ask for your money?" My uncle is grateful to tears. Ah, then the loudspeaker rang. "Attention, comrades!" Now I have found a pen and a wallet. If you lose it, please come to the second floor to get it. "I said," Grandpa, did you hear that? You can get back everything you lost. " Hearing this, my uncle turned his head and ran to the second floor. I said, "Grandpa, where are you going?" "Take my car! "