The most popular funny copy in the circle of friends

1. If you haven't found a girlfriend in ten years, come to me. I'll send you 1 mirror to show you how disgusting you really are and want to find a girlfriend!

I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

When your life is unhappy, don't worry, just look at your savings and wallet and cry.

4. Life is like a heartless meat cleaver. Not only did you not have a good sculpture, but you also shaved off a little bit of your hair.

The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only kayaks in single dog can stand.

6. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are excellent, and men should not think that they can become ugly because they are excellent at reading.

7. I have been single for a long time. Even when I was cooking jiaozi, I saw two jiaozi sticks together, and I had to separate them with a shovel.

8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slender when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!

9. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, I looked through the almanac, but there was not a day suitable for work.

10. Cosmetics are self-confidence for women and illusion for men.

1 1. After the test, I got the correct answer. In the end, Xueba's answer to that big question was the same as mine, and he felt a sense of security, but Xueba was speechless for a long time.

12. It's not easy to be a man: you need grades before 18, objects after 18, children after marriage, children's grades after having children, and objects after 18 are all rustic. Why bother each other?

13. I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear this pain!

14. Today, I told my dad that I wanted to get a driver's license and buy a car. My father is so excited! Tell me: Daughter, how expensive it is to hit people now. Dad can't afford it.

15. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller. I am willing to lose ten pounds of meat in exchange.

16. "My brother always smokes and then throws it away. It's so capricious! " "It's capricious enough. The first time I saw someone say that cigarette butts are so capricious! "

17. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things to remember, so it is not good to be thin.

18. You're only twenty years old, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. You'll find it later, maybe not.