Seeking the full version of Ma Yan's cross talk "Bragging"

Ma's full version of cross talk "Bragging"

Y: We deeply realize that bragging is harmful to the country, the collective and the individual.

Zhao: This is not good.

Y: that's not good. Now some people continue to brag.

Z: What else is there now?

Y: Some people are bragging. You said you were very capable. Why didn't you blow the flood the other day?

Hello, hello.

Y: he can't play.

Zhao: Right, right, right, right.

Y: this is pure bragging.

Zhao: Then why did he blow it?

Y: Just to show myself. What? If you have wisdom, you are superior to others.

Zhang: Right.

Y: that's all.

Z: Is there such a person now?

Yes Personal.

Z: Where is it?

Y: Now you are one of them.

Hello. No, no.

Y: ah

Z: You should brag. I have no experience.

Y: you Modesty. What? I told you before that you are a braggart. Right?

Z: What's the matter? No, no.

Y: huh?

Z: Then I can't compete with you, an old altar player. . .

Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new here? Blowing is better than blowing.

Z: So you are an old hand at blowing horses.

Y: You blow after the Yangtze River and before it.

I'm not done with you.

Y: well played.

Z: You really should brag. You are far from it.

Y: You showed your true colors. Ah. Can blow (hold up your thumb)

Z: To tell you the truth, I have praised it for more than ten years.

Y: ouch. May I not have it?

Zhang: Hmm. . .

Y: It has been acting for more than ten years.

Zhang: Hmm. . .

Y: I only played for more than 20 years. Ha. . .

He is longer than me.

Y: what's the matter

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: I have the ability to brag.

Y: trick?

Zhao: Yes.

Y: I'm bragging. It's my secret recipe.

Z: I blew the energy cube round.

Y: I can blow the short ones long.

I can blow ugliness into beauty.

Y: I can revive the dead. (Blow)

Zhang: Ha. . . Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: Our family is a boastful family. How's it going?

Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How's it going?

Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha blow

Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture company.

Z: Bragging and joint ventures.

Y: tax-free for three years. Blow it, haha. . .

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: Our family is a bragging factory.

Y: Our family is bragging about Toras.

Z: Then our home will be the bragging center of the world. What are you still blowing? World center. . .

Y: Your center was blown up by our family.

Z: No, no, hehe.

Y: Hehe, how about it, hehe.

Z: Nice compliment.

Y: I can't, can I?

Zhao: Oh dear.

Y: You are right in telling this story. Don't brag, hehe.

Z: No, no, I can't beat you in cross talk.

Y: You speak crosstalk well.

Zhao: Hey. . . We are all modest. Who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (thumbs up)

Y: No, no, no, I can't compare with you.

Zhang: What?

Y: You are a rising star in Ran Ran and a representative of the new trend. Ha ha. . .

Z: Hehe, no, no,no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.

Y: Oh, your cross talk is humorous and implicit.

Z: Your cross talk is very popular.

Y: Your cross talk is a household name.

Z: Your cross talk is well known to all women and children.

Y: Is your cross talk childlike? ah

Z: Your cross talk is the pearl of oriental art..

Y: Oh, your cross talk belongs to people all over the world.

Z: Your cross talk makes people laugh their heads off.

Y: Your cross talk makes people vomit.

Z: leaking medicine?

Y: Yes, it's exciting, haha. . .

Z: That can't compare with you.

Y: huh?

Z: Your cross talk is very useful.

Y: Your cross talk is very useful.

Zhang: Were you in Beijing last time?

Y: huh?

Z: A factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went, and there was no rescue. I have no choice but to invite you. When you get there, have a conversation with the fire and watch the flame slide down. Come on, it's coming out. How's it going? hahaha. . .

Y: blowing endlessly. Can my crosstalk still put out the fire?

Z: Very helpful (thumbs up)

Y: That's not as useful as you.

Z: How am I?

Y: Our cream factory in the eastern suburb of Beijing can't produce milk, so we went to him and blew on the cows.

Z: it's over?

Y: I talked to the cow. I said a cross talk, which touched the cow. Oh, I cried. A test, all milk. Collapse. . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood.

Z: It's not that big. It's a mess Supposedly, you Ma Ji can blow too much.

Y: Ma Ji?

Zhang: You Ma Ji.

Y: Where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, are you there?

Z: Hey, this braggart can't even find himself.

Y: Who is Ma Ji?

Z: You are Ma Ji.

Y: No, I'm not Ma Ji.

Zhao: Then who are you?

Y: me? Not worth mentioning.

Who are you?

Y: I'm Xiao Zhaoyan. Hey, hey, hey, hahaha. . .

Z: Zhao Yan is small.

Little Zhao Yan, this is me.

Zhao: You are Zhao Yan. Who am I?

Y: Oh, I can see that. (Clap your hands)

Zhang: Ah.

Y: Mr Ma Lao, you must be the respected Ma Ji. Very good!

Z: We switched?

Y: Oh, Mr. Ma, everyone knows that he is knowledgeable. Oh, Ma Ji, Mr. Ma.

Zhang: What?

Y: You can call it a living encyclopedia. hahaha. . . (Clap your hands)

Z: No, I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan.

Y: huh?

Zhang: You are so knowledgeable. Everyone knows that you know everything about astronomy and geography.

No, my name is Zhao Yan. I've met you. Ma Ji, it's nothing.

Zhao: When I saw you in Ma Ji, I dodged.

Y: I can't. I, Zhao Yan, can't compete with you, Ma Ji. Hmm. How interesting

Z: I can't compete with Zhao Yan in Ma Ji.

Y: This is Zhao Yan.

Z: I'm much worse in Maji.

Y: I Zhao Yan is not a thing.

Zhang: Me. . .

Y: I Zhao Yan is not a good person.

Hey, hey

Y: I had to die a natural death. I must feed the dog when I die.

Z: That's ridiculous. How can I put it? I scolded.

Y: Hey, hey, blow. Hey hey. . .

Z: This is really exciting. Please come again.

Y: Please come again.

Let me tell you something.

Y: ah

Z: This time, we have finished.

Y: I'll blow whatever you blow.

Z: You can blow whatever you want.

Y: that's right

Zhao: Listen.

Y: come on

Z: I'm so capable.

Y: I'm much more capable than you.

Zhang: I like smoking. I smoke three boxes of cigarettes at a time.

Y: I like drinking. I drink four and a half tons a meal.

Z: Are we addicted to alcohol?

Y: drink it

Let me tell you something.

Y: hmm, ah

Z: I don't just eat, drink and be merry.

Y: ah

Z: I still pay attention to learning.

Y: really?

Z: I often read books with my ears. Hey-hey-hey

Y: special functions, ok. Asking around, I always eat with my nose. Whew. . . I'm full, hehe

Z: Well, I use my armpits to look for minerals.

I use my throat to generate electricity.

Z: I can see people through the wall.

Y: I saw your money through your clothes. Hehe

Zhang: I had a high fever last night.

Y: I also had a high fever last night.

Z: I have a high fever.

Y: My fever is worse than yours.

Z: I have a fever of 69 degrees.

Y: I have a high fever of 74 degrees.

Z: You didn't burn to death.

Y: burning

Z: I have a high fever.

Y: Uh ...

Z: I touched the corn with my hand, and my hand turned into a popcorn.

Y: you can't compete with me

Zhang: What's the matter?

Y: I had a kettle on my head and boiled the water in three minutes.

Z: gas tank.

Y: Go ahead, go ahead. Hehe

Z: I invited someone to dinner last night.

Y: I also invited others to dinner last night.

Z: How can I blow him?

Y: come on.

Z: It's bad after eating it.

Y: ah

I swallowed chopsticks.

I ate it, and it went bad.

Zhang: What?

Y: I swallowed the spoon.

Z: I ate something and it's broken again.

Y: ah

I bit off a piece on the plate.

I ate it, and it went bad.

Zhang: Ah, what?

Y: I'll bite off a pressure cooker.

Z: I ate something and it's broken again.

Y: ah

I bit off this desktop.

I ate it, and it went bad.

Z: What else do you bite? bite

Y: I, I bit my nose off.

Zhang: Ah. . .

Y: bite your nose?

Zhang: Ah.

Y: you can reach it.

Z: I stood on the chair and took a bite.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Z: I'm a old boys.

Y: I am older than you.

Z: I went to college at the age of ten.

Y: I graduated from college at the age of nine.

Z: Then I got married at the age of eight.

Y: I'm seven and my son is thirteen.

Z: That's more like it. Please come again.

Y: bragging is not taxed. Let's brag, hehe.

Z: I have been scarred since I was six years old.

Y: I have tattooed my forehead since I was five years old.

Z: I was hunched when I was four years old.

Y: I have had a beard since I was three years old.

Z: I went bald when I was two years old.

Y: I retired when I was born.

Extended data:

Ma Ji (1934-200665438+February 20th), formerly known as Ma Shuhuai, was born in Huang Zhuang Village, Baodi District, Tianjin, and was a late crosstalk performer and crosstalk master. Among his crosstalk works, programs such as Praise of Mountaineering Heroes, Portrait and Looking for Uncle have great influence.

Zhao Yan (195 1.4-) is a Beijinger, whose real name is Zhao Dianxie. National first-class actor, crosstalk performer, studied under Ma Ji. 1968 went to the countryside and went to Company 5, 32nd Regiment, Heilongjiang Production and Construction Corps of China People's Liberation Army. Worked as an agricultural worker and drove a tractor. He created and performed folk art programs such as Revolutionary Stories. 1976 went to Beijing to participate in the national Quyi performance, and was transferred to the Central Radio and Rap Troupe in the same year. 1985 was awarded the title of Top Ten Comedians in China.

References:

Ma Ji _ Baidu encyclopedia

Zhao Yan _ Baidu encyclopedia