Yellow calendar phrase

1. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should be dead.

I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl. ...

There are some things that we can't understand when we are young, but when we know, we are no longer young.

Gather the people who love to shake their legs together and give each of them a sewing machine.

6. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if it bleeds for a week.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line. ...

8. Don't tell me it's inappropriate to break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth. ...

9. Don't flirt with me, or I will harass you.

10, when I grow up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn. ...

1 1. I was sad enough when I drank dichlorvos. If I have another bottle, it will be even more collapsed.

12. If you were ten years younger, I would call you "naive", but now I can only say that you are mentally retarded.

13, one person is happy, two people live, three people live and die.

14, there are many liars, but fools are obviously not enough.

15, the playback quality on the fast broadcast is really poor: I downloaded a movie yesterday and watched it for half an hour. I don't know if it was coded. ...

16. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. To increase the population, write more "suitability"; If you want to tear it down and make people not angry, write more "it is appropriate to break ground for security"; Don't want them to make trouble in the street, just write "no travel" …

Do you have a brief history of time? B: psycho, I have time not to pick up shit!

18, I woke up this morning in spring, feeling relaxed, yawning at home, unable to sleep at night and unable to wake up during the day.

19, when I lose weight, you must come, because I will lose my appetite when I see you.

20. I thought about the word "special efforts" and only achieved the first four.

2 1, one day, I will stand quietly behind you and watch all the roads you have taken. If necessary, I will give you a foot to make you walk faster.

22. Your appearance has affected my health. When I see you, my heart is heavier than going to the grave.

23. A news report said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

24. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are very masculine and boys are very feminine. ...

25. What are you going to do? Ordinary youth said: I'll get a haircut. The year of literature and art said: I want to change my style. Idiot youth said: I'll get a hair.

26. Say: Young man, buy an apple. B said: Why buy apples? A said: buy an apple for my girlfriend. Oh, how many apples can I buy for my girlfriend?

27. The power of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The strength of liberal arts lies in not wanting to copy after reading the answers.

28. If a man's heart can accommodate other women, then any man can lie on a woman's bed.

29. You think others are awesome. He doesn't necessarily think you are awesome, but you think other people's SB is also an SB in his eyes. Niu B has a secret crush, while SB is two of a kind.

Speaking of love in my heart, say: you just need to be with me and love me!

1. When love is broken, many people say that they will never believe in love again. In fact, whether you believe it or not, love is there, in your heart, it has never been erased. Even if love has passed away, time has remembered the traces of your love, and you may still meet someone who loves you again.

A woman who really loves you looks like an adult in the wind and rain, but looks like a child in your arms. Of course, she relies on you wholeheartedly. This dependence is a sign of her complete trust in you.

The best feeling is not only never giving up, but also growing together. Hand in hand through the ups and downs of life, understand each other's feelings, feelings will become stronger in the efforts of both sides, and each other will become an indispensable existence in each other's lives. Time will grow old, but love will not grow old.

If you love someone, you love him just as he is. Love is not looking for common ground between two people, but learning to accept common ground.

5. Good love doesn't need to be forced, let alone tied. What can't escape is yours, and what can't stay is not yours. Although this is a rotten street, it always shines with the light of truth.

6. Don't take happiness for granted. Remember to respond to each other's sincerity when you get their concern. When you get unexpected good luck, thank you for giving you this opportunity. When you can cherish every bit of happiness, happiness will not leave easily.

7. Love is not waiting, but getting along with each other. I can stand on my own feet. You just need to be with me and love me!

I don't know why I like him. I only know that I want to see him every day. Maybe unrequited love is a one-man show, or a romantic drama of two people.

9. Love is not humble. Two people who love each other should be equal and put their hearts at the same height, instead of looking down at each other and meeting each other on tiptoe. Maybe I'd rather be proud of myself than humble love.

10, maybe a good love needs time to win the battle, and it can stand the fleeting time, parting and missing.

Girl, you need these mood phrases to accompany you.

1, you must have a rich heart to get rid of these superficial similarities in life.

When I was young, I thought loneliness was a cool thing. When I grow up, I feel lonely is a very sad thing. Now, I think loneliness is not a thing. At least, try not to turn it into a thing.

Every little thing we experienced together seemed meaningless at that time, but it was destined to be the secret of each other's lives, because in the future, even if we tried our best to tell any outsiders, we would inevitably be unable to restore the scene at that time. Even if we can say what we see in our eyes, we can't say what we convey in our hearts.

There must be another me in this world, doing what I dare not do and living the life I want.

5, wronged, in front of others, all say yes. I called my mother and heard her voice. I called my mother and my tears came down. Because I know that when people ask questions, they are more satisfied with gossip and curiosity than really worried. Only when mother asks what's wrong does she really worry. Even if the whole world doesn't care about me, what is certain is that in my mother's heart, I am her world.

6. If you want to get off early on the train of youth, please don't wake me up so that I can sleep until the end and pretend not to know that you have left.

7. Slowly, you will know that there are very few things in life that really deserve our courtesy, education, character and pattern.

8. Summer is just around the corner, and it's the end of the year in a blink of an eye. It's a pity that we didn't take our companions and what we did seriously. I am afraid that if I don't grow up, I will be old; Afraid of not having fun, I said goodbye. Get worse, know how to cherish and stop being lazy, and stop complaining when you fall down and get up. Be awesome, do what you think, sleep when you should, and don't stay up late. If the person you remember is not around, be nice to the person who is still around.

9. People on the mountain should not look down on people under the mountain, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.

10, as a woman, we must strive for economic independence first, and then we can talk about what we should strive for. 15-25 years old, striving for study and travel opportunities; From the age of twenty-five to thirty-five, work hard, continue to study, organize a family and start saving; After thirty-five, if you want to turn your work into a career and study harder, you must have some assets for self-defense.

1 1, I want to continue to be a madman and live according to my dreams instead of the way others want.

12, people who don't care about you don't care. Don't think about those who don't think about you. Don't worry about those who don't worry about you. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who won't waste their time on you.

13, the older you get, the more lazy you are to explain some things, not because you are afraid of trouble, but because you know that many things cannot be explained. Many people finally go their separate ways, sometimes they feel pity, sometimes they feel inevitable. There must be people like you in this world, but there must not be many. There is always someone who can hear you crying behind your silence. I hope someone can understand your words.

14, everyone's energy and feelings are limited, and the joys and sorrows of life are decided by a few people around him. So don't let irrelevant people, unimportant people, such as passers-by, waiters, colleagues with shallow friendship, etc. Affect your mood and your decision. What you can do is to make yourself strong and lovely and make people around you happy. This is the greatest success. As for the others, it's none of your business.

15, I'm not young. What should I do? Don't dive into your beautiful sadness while desperately trying to call for help.

16, the world of mortals, walking alone, green radish brushing the skirt, Qingyun wet promise, mountains and water can be forgotten in pairs, and the day and the month can be irrelevant. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.

17, I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that.

18. From the direction of my childhood, I always see your back. Along the road to the monarch, you graze the dark clouds and sheep. The eloquent wind brought floods, and the logic of hutong was deeply rooted in people's hearts. You asked me to be a son, and I followed you as a father.

19, we didn't send photos to tell anyone, what I ate, what I did, who I was with, or to show off in an ostentatious manner. But one day, when I am really old, I can take out my running diary and look at it, recalling the bits and pieces in Na Yue, the time I spent with my friends and the way I looked when I was young ... to prove that I have been to this world and I have lived a real and wonderful life.

20, has gradually developed the habit of not explaining, many emotions can not be shared, simply self-digestion. People who know will naturally understand, and people who don't know will sometimes explain. Some stories can only be told to people who understand.

2 1. When I was young, in those long sunny afternoons, I did nothing and was not afraid, just because I knew there was an eternal wait in my life. Frustrations come and go, tears flow and are put away. Nothing can discourage me, because I still have a long life, and you, you will definitely come.

22. Mediocrity dries up your mind until there is no water, and then glory will touch your deepest heartstrings.

23. People would rather care about a lame movie actor's eating, drinking, Lazarus and trivial matters than understand the rough inner world of an ordinary person.

Everything we hear is opinions, not facts. Everything we see is perspective, not truth.

25. The wind can blow a big piece of white paper, but it can't blow a butterfly away, because the strength of life lies in disobedience.

26. In fact, there is no cold person at all, but it is not you who are warm.

When I was a teenager, I was fascinated by the word "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

28. The closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that when the balance returns to zero, it does not mean starting again, but ending forever.

29. Time determines who you will meet in life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end.

30. Silence is a language for you, which tells the Qian Qian in your heart. Feeling is the communication of the soul, it is the communication about you and me bit by bit. Submerged in the secular waves, I am describing a beautiful encounter. With unfinished business, I formed your charming smile.

3 1, all wandering lives dream of peace, childhood and azaleas, just as all peaceful lives dream of vodka, bands and drunkenness.

32. Time is like this. It makes people feel slow when they wander around. Once you look back, you can snap your fingers.

33. The Internet is another world. The soul can wander, and the mind allows to expand some fantasies; Reality is day and night, clear smiling face and sadness at your fingertips; Virtual, sometimes like a blank sheet of paper, can only remain pure if it is never touched. Life, sometimes like the experience of makeup, is so perfect under the whitewash.

I have met so many people, but why do you, a seemingly most passer-by, occupy such an important position in my heart?

35. Real warriors are fat and greedy, sleepy and stay up late, poor and idolized, ugly and controlled.

Are these mood phrases to your taste?

1, people who heat quickly are quick frozen, and people who heat slowly are the longest.

Since you have chosen a faraway place, you only care about the hardships.

Many people feel that they live too tired. In fact, they may just go to bed too late.

As long as one thing is carefully planned and adjusted while persisting, it will often be done well. Everyone will slack off. Don't worry about walking slower than others, and don't be discouraged by temporary setbacks. Just keep adjusting your mind and stop, and you will eventually reach the finish line.

When you are not strong enough, everything you say is just a joke to others.

6. If you want someone to love you, the best psychological preparation is not to make yourself have to love him. You should be strong and independent, ask for more happiness, make yourself the focus of life, have sustenance, goals, glory and prospects ... In short, let yourself have enough sources to make yourself happy, and then prepare to accept or not accept each other's love.

7. All lucky and coincidental things are either predestined or a person is secretly trying.

8. There is no one who will never be slandered, and there is no one who will always be admired. When you talk too much, others criticize you; when you talk too little, others criticize you; when you are silent, others criticize you. There is no one in this world who is not criticized. Don't worry yourself because of other people's doubts; Don't hurt yourself because of the ignorance of others.

9. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.

10, being single or in love is just a certain stage of life. There is no need to envy others, and don't be dissatisfied with the status quo. No matter whether there is someone around you or not, whether there is a goal ahead that promises to work together, the ups and downs of life need to be experienced and precipitated by yourself. A correct life will bring you a better self at every stage. Growth is not simply getting rid of orders, but giving yourself the strength to experience any possibility.

1 1. Seriously, I didn't want to meet you when I was too young. At that time, I lost my temper because you liked me. I was arrogant and thought that I missed you and there would always be someone else.

12, they are all trying to love, but they don't know how to love. Everyone only knows that I want, I want, but mature love is not taking, but giving.

13, we all meet the people who want to promise most when we are least able to promise others, and we also meet the people who want to keep most when we have to move forward for our ideals.

14, maybe you have many friends, but you still have to learn to adapt to loneliness and learn to be brave, because even the best friends may part ways one day.

15, not all people can know the meaning of time, not all people know how to cherish time, there is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart that is willing to love but unwilling to love.

16, you win, I will accompany you to the throne, you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback! Only when you are poor can you know who loves you the most. Only when friends are down and out will they know who is truest to you and who cares about you. Accompany me, unless you have money, I won't follow; Cherish, I only care whether you are beautiful or not. Time left behind is not wealth, not beauty, but sincerity. Time may not bring love, but it will certainly meet people's hearts!

17, once someone makes you dependent, you will have expectations, so sometimes a person is not necessarily bad.

18, someone came after you left, but now it has changed. I'm still the same person, cold, gentle, useless and cruel.

19, there are many things I actually know the truth. But I can't help but desperately find loopholes and excuses to overthrow the truth and fulfill the answer I want in my heart.

20. I don't know when I am tired of wandering, like familiar things, eat breakfast, meet old friends, take a familiar road, and love only one person forever.

2 1. Everything in the world can betray you easily. When you are alive and kicking, even an aspirin will expire silently, and when you have a splitting headache, it will lose its effect. Only memory is too loyal.

22, love is: three points like, seven points cherish; Three points are open and seven points are tacit; Three points of love, seven points of patience; Three minutes of waiting, seven minutes of feeling. ...

If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

24. Life will be different with you in this life. But I still want to live without you. Maybe I want to be braver and more independent. No one can live without anyone. How bitter does this sentence sometimes sound? But it also lets you know that people can't lose themselves because there is no one.

25. We should all learn the "meow spirit" from cats: if someone plays with us, they will play enthusiastically; No one to accompany me, I am on cloud nine; ; If you have cat food, enjoy it. If you don't eat it, swim around for food. Can be happy and be good at loneliness; Nine lives, super hard.

26. If the mentality is simple, there will be a mind to manage life; If life is simple, you will have time to enjoy it.

27. If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

28. Many people mistake their hearts for love, but their hearts can't be compared with real love at all. The light of the soul is only the light of a diamond at most, which makes you marvel at its brilliance and wish to have it at once; But the light of true love is like sunshine, which may make people feel ordinary for a long time, but it can warm you and shine on you. Once you get lost, the whole world will be dark.

29. That's it. The more you know, the more you lose, and how many beautiful things can't stand scrutiny. But honey, you know, you can see the world clearly, but don't see through it.

Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.

3 1, someone always says: It's already late. In fact, "now" is the most appropriate time. For a person who really has a pursuit, every period of life is young and timely.

When you don't care what others think of you, you can focus more on what you want to do, and then you will find that you have gained more than before.

People don't need any specific reason to destroy their friendship. Even if it exists on the surface, it is probably just the result of the heart leaving, and it is just an excuse made up afterwards. Because if the heart does not leave, when something happens that will lead to the breakdown of the relationship, someone should try to save it. If not, the relationship has broken down.

34. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work. The most difficult stage of life is not that no one knows you, but that you don't know yourself.

35. If we overdraw our tears, we will laugh mercilessly. Who wants to be independent if someone can rely on?