Classic lines of westward journey

The film "A Chinese Odyssey" is a classic among the nonsense movie classics, and it also established the status of star king of comedy. The following is my collection of classic lines from A Chinese Odyssey, welcome to check!

Erlang Shen: "Xia Zi, you and your sister, Fairy Xia Qing, turned out to be the intertwined wicks on the sun and moon lanterns of the Buddha. You left heaven without authorization and told people everywhere that whoever can pull out the purple sword in your hand is the only thrill. "

2. Four Emperors: "You are a fairy, how can you move your heart?" If evil spirits pull out your sword, won't our celestial world become a laughing stock? "

3. Xia Zi: "Whether a fairy or a monster, the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover. Even if he is a monster, I will follow him all my life. If I can't be with the person I like, even if I am the Jade Emperor, I won't be happy. "

4. Erlang Shen: "Since you are stubborn, I will do justice for heaven and let you disappear into the world."

5. Xia Zi: "If you don't envy immortals, you will disappear."

6. Four Heavenly Kings: "Your wheezing dog is riding a bitch over there." Erlang Shen: "Ah! Even it has moved, and I will kill it tonight. " Four heavenly kings: "Yes, yes, we have long thought so!" " "

Xia Zi: "I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain belongs to me, including you." Supreme treasure: "me?" Xia Zi: "Yes, just like my donkey, I will give you a stamp."

8. Xia Zi: "You are my man now. If someone bullies you, just say my name. "

9. Xia Zi: "Come out, sly you, shy."

10, Supreme Treasure: "What's your name?" "Last name is Lin." Supreme treasure: "Oh, so you are the Brigitte Lin my eldest brother said." Xia Qing: "Your brother?" Supreme treasure: "The guy you hit yesterday is called Supreme treasure." Xia Qing: "What about you?" Supreme treasure: "I am his twin brother, whose name is Zhi Zunyu."

1 1, Supreme Treasure: "You accept my love for you and we will fly away together."

Xia Qing: "If you love me, you have to pay."

Xia Zi: "Take me to the market before dark."

14 Friar Sand said, "Now the master elder brother has changed his human form and is still with Xia Zixian. Is it possible that Xia Zixian was also involved in the arrest of Master? Let's get close to him and don't cross the snake. " Pig Bajie: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a Xia Zi fairy, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me." Friar Sand: "I'm here." Pig Bajie: "It is because of you that he is a little taller than me."

15: The village woman pointed to the pig head crawling on the table and said, "Give me half of this pig head, thank you." Pig Bajie got up and ran to the village woman: "The pig's head is not for sale. Do you want a pig whip?"

16, Xia Zi: "Then let's start this relationship at once." Supreme treasure: "OK, let's get started."

17, Sunset Warrior: "I will never leave in my life, I love you."

18, once there was a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Please stab your sword into my throat. Do not hesitate! If God gave me another chance, which girl would I say three words to: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

19, Tang Priest: "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?" The Monkey King: XO, shut up. Tang Priest: "You scared me again."

20. Tang Priest: "Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. It's wrong to throw things around. I didn't finish my words. Why did you throw away the stick? Moonlight box is a treasure. Chaos will still pollute the environment. What if I hit the child? Even if I can't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants. "

2 1, Tang Priest: "If you want to make it clear, I will give it to you if you want. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't say you want me to give it to you, but I will give it to you if you don't want it. Are you reasonable? Now I count to three, so you have to make it clear whether you want it or not. "

22. the Monkey King: "Did you see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day, as if there is a fly, hum … sorry, not one, but a group of flies around you, hum … hum … flying to your ear, help! So I caught the fly, smashed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled hard, oh! Guys, your whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now, everyone understands why I want to kill him! "

23. Tang Priest: "Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. This has not yet become a reality. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? " It's not too late to convict him when he eats me. "

Fairy Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship at once!

25. Tang Priest: "The diamond ring size is too bad. It is heavy in the front and light in the back. It is wide on the left and narrow on the right. It is very uncomfortable after wearing it. I can't sleep all night, which will bring me trouble. Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will say it's cruel to animals. Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. His craftsmanship is exquisite and the price is reasonable. He is innocent. Why don't I introduce you and order another one? "

The Monkey King: Now you know my pain.

27. Tang Priest: "Don't fight, don't fight. Sister Guanyin, please leave Wukong alone and don't hurt him."

28. Tang Priest: "Sister Guanyin, please be merciful. I wonder if anyone is at fault. He is my apprentice at last. If the apprentice is wrong, the master is also responsible. Please ask sister Guanyin to let him live. "

29. Tang Priest: "I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to give my life. "

30. Tang Priest: "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, I beg your understanding. What I have done is nothing more than influencing bad people to match the fearless spirit of my Buddha's compassion. "

3 1, Supreme Treasure: "Your family is right, it's your turn to object."

Supreme treasure: "there was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it." I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl, I love you! " If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. "

32. Princess Iron Fan: "You wait for me here at 2: 10 tonight. I have something to say to you."

33. Xia Zixian: Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person and can't be wrong! I know that one day, he will appear in the scene where people propose to him, wearing golden armor and sacred clothes and stepping on colorful clouds!

34. Supreme Treasure: "I really can't do it. I'm telling you, oh, your mother, are you finished? I already said I can't do it. You must do it again. I don't care if people can't stand you. If you do that again, I'll stab you to death. "

35. Supreme Treasure: "How can such a thing be forced? Just do what God wants you to do. "

36. Xia Qing: "God wants you to like pigs. Will you like him?"

37. Niu Wangmo: "Yellow-faced woman, don't hit my girl, your little white face has run away."

38. Xia Qing: "I'm glad to run so handsome."

Princess Iron Fan: "You would rather jump off a cliff than see me. Forget it, I'd better go back to the Flame Mountain. "

40. Supreme Treasure: "Jingjing, it's great to see you again. You have lost weight. I am not the Monkey King, but I don't know how to tell you, because you won't believe me. "

4 1, Supreme Treasure: "I am your husband after 500 years. 500 years later, you gave up this relationship because of me. Jingjing, I came back for you. I miss you. I really miss you. I miss you so much. "

42. Supreme Treasure: "On a dark and gloomy night in a month, I am Supreme Treasure and you are Bai Jingjing. Wonderful love begins with this little fire on the bridge. As soon as I turned around, you suddenly pointed at me, and my whole hand caught fire, so I had to rush over and hit me. I can describe the future development in twists and turns, because all of a sudden, A Niu Wang Mo appeared. At that time, after you had a fight with Niu Wangmo with a keel in your hand, you took me back to Pansi Cave. The so-called time flies like a knife is really good, because it only takes a moment to get to the point. At the top of the cliff, it is the time when feelings erupt. At that time, I desperately wanted to touch you, and you desperately wanted to touch me. You may have sworn never to part. Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and what I get is endless pain and sigh. Why did you die? I just need to make a box of moonlight to find out the truth. I found out that you committed suicide. At the last moment, I was able to save you, but the last time I went back in time, the moonlight box broke down, and I sighed and went back to 500 years ago. "

Supreme treasure: "I don't have to go back when I see you." We will get married. "

44. Xia Zi: "Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person. I know that one day he will appear in a striking posture, wearing golden armor and wearing seven colors of clouds to marry me. "

45. Xia Zi: "If you cheat, cheat. Just like a moth fighting a fire, you know whether you will get hurt or fight a fire. "

46. The Tang Priest said to the calf demon, "How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Say something. I just want to make one more friend before I die. Therefore, being a demon is just like being a man. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. "

47. Bai Jingjing: "Your conscience tells me that what you love most is not me, but another woman. When I saw what she left in your conscience, I felt that after 500 years, you would come back for her instead of me. You and I must both believe that this is providence and a legendary fate. "

48. Supreme Treasure: "Be kind, cut out my heart and let me see for myself. A friend of mine said that I left something in my heart. I want to see what it is. "

49. Tang Priest: "People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers."

50. Tang Priest: "What is your mother's name?"

5 1, Supreme Treasure: "Master Guanyin, I am beginning to understand what you said. I used to look at things with the naked eye, but at the moment I died, I began to look at the world with my heart. Everything has become clearer than ever. It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I could feel how sad she was at that time. "

52. Tang Priest: "Be careful, it's thundering, and it's raining!"

Xia Zi: "You are afraid to kiss me because you still like me. If you refuse me this time, you will regret it for life. "

53. the Monkey King: "I really think a friend is called the Supreme Treasure. He still has something for me to tell a woman named Xia Zixian. He said that he has returned to his former place, and I hope you can find a Mr. Right, a fairy as soon as possible. "

54. the Monkey King: "With a woman, I can have a comforting woman when I am lonely. It's really ... no, I really can't. "

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Line 2 1, do you know where this is? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

2. Master, it turns out that Wuyue Mountain here was the former Wuzhishan where Tang Priest and the Monkey King met. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

3. It's someone who looks like you. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

4, this fire, you have to step on it like this to put it out, don't you have this common sense? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

This is my son, not Tang Sanzang. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

6. Master, this is a dry bag. They want to hurt you. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

7. You care about me so much, and I am willing to do my best for you. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

8. Master, why is she looking at our soles? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

9. When money falls, people's heads are in danger, help a Lord. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

10, wet nurse loves you. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

1 1, stop boasting. I'm a little taller than you. It's no big deal. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

12, I heard that I was hit by Seven Wounds Boxing. First, I became cross-eyed, then my ears were deaf and I couldn't hear. Then my voice got out of control and everything was out of tune. Finally, my internal organs exploded and I died. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

13 Master, you are cross-eyed. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

14. From now on, I will love you for ten thousand years. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

15, this move is called humiliation, and a knife in the thigh is nothing. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

16, if you want the Tang Priest so badly, just call your son Sanzang. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

17, how dare you come in knowing that it is a joint venture? Aren't you afraid of sheep entering the tiger's mouth? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

18, you have admitted that you are the the Monkey King in the cottage. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

19, master, lie down. Don't be afraid. Let me stamp it out, stamp it out, stamp it out ... I stamp it out and see if you can stamp it out. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

20, Chunsanniang is a monster, spider essence. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

2 1, I'll keep an eye out for you outside. Friar Sand, come with me. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

Don't be afraid, I will protect you. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

23. The sow in our pigsty gave birth to two piglets, one of which was ... eight feet, and the other weighed more than 400 kilograms. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

24. Who are you? -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

25. Oh, it's so hot that it's almost turning into a roast pig. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

A Chinese Odyssey 3 classic lines 1. Hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... look, you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit the child? Even if you can't beat children, it's wrong to beat flowers and plants.

2. Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day, as if there is a fly, hum … sorry, not one, but a group of flies around you, hum … hum … flying to your ears. Help! Help!

3. Supreme Treasure: I know! But actually, I gave it to you, and then you gave it to me, so I could come back here and give it back to you, you know?

My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will pick me up in shining armor and colorful auspicious clouds.

5. Supreme Treasure: I am not only envious, but also afraid of losing you! So tied to you, you accept my love for you!

6. Supreme Treasure: I didn't get started. Why didn't Jingjing respond to my style at all? I can't help it!

7. Supreme Treasure: Everyone hates twins so much. If there is only one you or one me in the world, there must be one on each side. What ... you said it was unsanitary.

8. ha! I don't care about you. It's just that ants are still dragging out an ignoble existence, and immortals do this to you. Don't do this.

9. The reason why you didn't become the Monkey King is that you didn't meet the person who gave you three moles.

10. Supreme Treasure: I once had a sincere love before me, but I didn't cherish it. Wait until you lose it and regret it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words "I love you". If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

1 1. I'm a perfect couple. It's your turn to object, you monster?

12. I like you so much that I will die if you like it?

13. Supreme Treasure: Brother, how can a rational person like me accept such a ridiculous thing? Kill her!

14. I know you must have doubts in your heart. If I can show you my heart, you will know that I didn't lie to you at all.

15. Love is so beautiful and fragile that it can't face the triviality and tenacity of life. Which relationship does not have gorgeous moments and difficult long-term, will it be happy together? Not necessarily. Not necessarily, not necessarily, not necessarily

16. Being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

17. I came to give you my heart back today.

18. I miss you, I really miss you, I really miss you.

19. Supreme Treasure: I'm his twin brother. My name is Zhi Zunyu.

20. Deception is like a moth putting out a fire. You have to put out the fire even though you know it will hurt. Moths are so stupid.

2 1. My sweetheart is a great hero, and one day he will come back with colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.

22. But after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of the sword will fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a big lie. Although I have talked a lot in my life, I think this is the most perfect one.

23. "Last night, you called the name Jingjing 98 times." "Of course, Jingjing is my wife." "There will be a name called Xia Zi. ""This Xia Zi must owe you a lot of money. "

24. Look, that man looks like a dog. Neither love nor hate can escape the fate of this world.

25. Who is not the supreme treasure at the age of wanton debauchery? Not afraid of the height of the sky, not afraid of the thickness of the earth, laughing and cursing, being a degenerate person, even if sometimes it is so flustered, there is no lack of hearty. After going around, who are not all the Monkey King? Put away your arrogance, put down your self-esteem, conform to God's will, act in a measured way, put down your love and hate. You live like a dog with its head hanging down and its tail dragging.

26. God's plan is not enough for you to fart.

27. Is Xia Zi an exclamation point in your mind? Or a period? Is your mind full of question marks?

28. I don't want a rational sunset warrior. I wanted the wind and sand to fascinate his eyes, so I took the opportunity to fascinate his soul.

29. When one day you find that you are in love with someone you originally hated, this relationship is the most deadly.

30. Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

3 1. Come on! As you said, it's no use being unhappy even if you live forever!

32. What's the use of being unhappy and living forever!

33. My lover is a hero in the world. Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person. He can't be wrong! I know that one day he will appear in the high-profile occasions, wearing golden robes and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me!

34. Brother, you are just a robber. Don't be like others!

35. People and goblins are born of mothers. The difference is that people are born by their mothers, while demons are born by their mothers ... what's your mother's name?

36. How can I save you without a gold hoop? How can I love you with a gold hoop?

37. I don't want memories. If I do, I just want your people.

38. You are my man now. If someone bullies you, tell me my name. From today, my name is Percy Daxian.

39. Say what you want. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

40. Would you like a boring person? When you find that you like someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly and real!

4 1. Supreme Treasure: I won't tell you that I love you unless you take out the moonlight box.

42. Supreme Treasure: Come out! Well, if Bo misses you-forget it!

43. You can't love you if you wear a hoop, but you can't save you if you put it down!

44. Be careful when it thunders, and collect clothes when it rains!

45. Last night, I asked a spider to tell you that I missed you? Do you know I've been lying to you? Just lying, like a moth to a fire, knowing that she will get hurt or fly into the fire, is really stupid!

46. The breeze dances the bright moon, and the dream falls between flowers. When I wake up, it seems like a lifetime ago, and my eyebrows are full of acacia.

47. Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

48. Supreme Treasure: He looks like a dog.

4 1, master, I'm here. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

2, I am a man, how to be a wet nurse. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

3. Blow a ball and a big balloon. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

4. Look up at me so much, forget it. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

Master, we are rich now, so let's stop being thieves. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

I got a cold shiver. It's so pleasant. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I'm afraid he is a little taller than me. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

8. Be smart. There is a lot of evil here, and it is smoky, but you must not be careless. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

9. Brother, clean up. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

10 Master always speaks simply and clearly. Let's leave now. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

1 1. I'm leaving, so I won't disturb your rest. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

12, stop it, even I want to throw up. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

13, Hard Lady grinding bean curd. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

14, Wang, Wang, go home, take a shower later, go to bed early, and don't run around at night. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

15, I clearly saw the big brother coming up, but why did he disappear? -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

16, I tell you, it's not difficult for you. You should try to get us back. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

17, be careful, there is a woman coming in outside. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

18, get out of the way and I'll burn it. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

19 It's ungrateful to walk like this. Yes, report to Wang. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

20, such a tense moment, still so concerned about me. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

2 1, master, your brother is trying. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

22. Cut it, it's all burnt. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

23. Brother, you are also recruited. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

24. For love, even if you really disfigure me, it's worth it. -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"

25. Oh, it's over. Even I was recruited. My two chest muscles have fallen to my navel. -The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey

I never knew it was so painful to love someone.

2, born in He Huan, why seasoned road.

My lover is a hero in the world. One day, he will wear golden armor and step on colorful auspicious clouds to pick me up.

Because you are my master, what's the point of staying here alone after you leave?

5. Fairy Xia Zi: My lover is a hero in the world. One day, he will step on the seven-color cloud to marry me. I only guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. ...

My sweetheart is a great hero, and one day he will come back with colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.

7. I'll give you my heart back today.

8. One day, when you find that you are in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most deadly!

9. In this case, let's start this relationship right away!

10 Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

1 1, I don't want a rational sunset warrior, what I want is the wind and sand to fascinate his eyes, so I took the opportunity to fascinate his soul.

12, I used to call people Britney Spears when I watched the moon with them, but now the newcomer is better than the old one, and she is called Mrs. Niu!

13, Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand that you have given up your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha Amitabha. ...

14, love and death, we are powerless to resist. You can escape the fate of love, but I can't avoid the end of death.

15, running is so handsome, I am so happy!

16, when you understand the truth of sacrificing your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me.

Xia Qing: Ha, it is said that this is not a mental illness! Xia Zi: This is not a mental illness, but an ideal!

18, the night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping. Jingjing, I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but neither could you.

19, the breeze dances the bright moon, and the dream falls among the flowers. When I wake up, it seems like a lifetime ago, and my eyebrows are full of acacia.

20. Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?

2 1, guessed the front but couldn't guess the ending.

22. When I watch the moon with me, I often call others britney spears! Now the new person is better than the old one. Call Mrs Niu!

23. I don't want you to look at me and think of another person.

24, with my life, hold your hand.

Look, that man looks like a dog. Love and hate rise in the sea of suffering, and there is no escape from the fate of this world.

26. The reason why you didn't become the Monkey King is that you didn't meet the man who gave you three moles.

27. Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focus my vision on one point to change my previous view of things!

28. Look, that man looks like a dog.

29. I used to see things with the naked eye. But at the moment of my death, I began to see the world with my heart. Everything has become clearer than ever. ...

30. Be careful when it thunders, and collect clothes when it rains!