Good sentences and paragraphs in English teacher's humor class

The wind blows down during class, and the dog can't get rid of it after class.

Can you make suggestions? Although I won't adopt them, the law hasn't asked my opinion, has it?

Do I have to go to the bathroom wholesale?

Move it. Let me know you're alive.

Looking through the yellow calendar is not suitable for today's physics?

I always thought that being a teacher was selling intelligence, but today I realized that it was selling physical strength.

There are two things in the world that can't be deceived, one is the vast universe, and the other is your own conscience.

React, such a classic question, how come there is no response at all? It's pathetic.

Talking about puppy love: I don't mean to find you interested in being together, or I mean to find you not interested in being together.

Am I in the wrong place? Is this a dormitory or a classroom?

Sit there and think about life again, whether to choose life or death.