Interesting sentences (50 selected sentences)

My biggest weakness is lack of money.

Love has taught me to lie and die.

Besides the alarm clock, you hate it most.

5, urine depends on pressure, and stool depends on gravity.

6. What interesting sentences can be used to say interesting things?

7. I don't know the preface, but you do.

8. I am a gourmet, and I speak for myself.

9. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

10, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

1 1, I'm in a good mood, but I have a headache when I hear you.

12. Examination is a war between teachers and students!

13. If the relationship is long, what happened to the pork?

14, sister belongs to state-owned property and never sells cheaply.

15, don't say you are from China when you meet a foreign language test.

16, the pro said with his mouth, and the pro said with his heart.

17, Sao nian missed me, and I really feel sorry for you.

18. Looking at my grades, I want to say that my grades are not mine.

19. If you don't sleep in class, you get drunk on the wine table.

Although you don't have the image of a pig, you have the temperament of a pig

2 1, your mouth and chrysanthemum are connected by only one rectum.

For a lazy person, every step is very tiring.

23. God-can I give you your pear back? -change an apple with you!

24. Don't feel really ugly until you find yourself ugly.

25. Don't think about this sacred world with your little heart.

26. Look at my head, Niu B. Do you think my head looks like Niu B?

27. Don't you accept it? If you don't accept it, you will die of rat poison.

28. Many people are trying to lose weight because they don't really want to lose weight.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, you would have gone out.

30. There is a kind of person: Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.

3 1. Why are the hands of many pirates iron hooks? Because sailing at sea depends on chopping hands

32. You must brush hard when going to the toilet to enjoy the fun of going to the toilet.

33, your faint smile, pigs and dogs hanged themselves, you said that you are not awesome.

34, mushrooms are cold, don't pretend. People who don't know will think you are a trash can.

35. Doraemon said, Daxiong, what you want is not my pocket. Daxiong was silent. ...

36, some people, you don't do it in front of him, he doesn't know that you are his father.

37. Those who stay are not necessarily elites, but may be sycophants! The water in this society is too deep.

38. Why are the hands of many pirates iron hooks? Because the sea can only sail by cutting its hands.

39, staying up late, have no courage to end this day; Lying in bed, I have no courage to start a new day.

40. The biggest lie in the world is when registering users: I have read and agreed to use this clause.

4 1. In the human body, the brain is rational, the limbs are mechanical, the blood is circulating and the heart is free.

42. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are men and boys are women.

43. This is a very diligent person. He is busy when others are sleeping, and others are fine. -the thief's eulogy

44. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part two: I don't do listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: focus on participation!

After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and the blackboard is for doodling.

46. for many hardships, b for young people, the clothes in major shopping malls can be divided into three categories: I dare not look. Second, I can't afford it. Three won't fit.

47. What are you going to do? Ordinary youth said: I'll get a haircut. The literary year said: I want to change my style. Idiot youth said: I'll get a hair.

48. The spring breeze in March this year is like a machete ~ ~ One day I don't want to grow up; I don't want to work one day every month; There are always some people who don't want to get up every week; I don't want to move for an hour every day.

49. A liberal arts girl sent a text message to her boyfriend: Green and purple, leisurely, I think, even if I don't go, Zi Ning won't come. Man: please use vernacular ... liberal arts woman: your sister, I won't come to you. You don't know how to find me. ...

50. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. To increase the population and write more suitable things; If you want to tear it down, if you want to make people not angry, write something that is more suitable for breaking ground; If you don't want them to make trouble in the street, write avoid traveling. hellip