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1. 1 Anger is a kind of beauty. Beauty 1 Smile for money!

2. When you are alive, be laughed at first, then smile at others, and then smile.

It's a grave.

I've been single for a long time. Even when I was cooking jiaozi, I saw two jiaozi sticks together. I used a shovel to separate them.

Life is not only now, but also the house you can't afford and the salary you can't support your family.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

6. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. I turned over the yellow calendar for a long time, and none of them were suitable for work.

7. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

8. Love is complementary to each other. I am not so angry when I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good.

Cosmetics are confidence for women and illusion for men.

10. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

1 1. It is a rare heroic moment in my life to risk my life with a charging mobile phone.

12. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things to remember, so it is not good to be thin.

13. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

14. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the person who should run will still run.

What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, I'm not disgusting.

See the rich and the poor from sleep: I go to bed, I go back to my room to sleep, and I go upstairs to sleep.

17. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think it's really mean.

18. You just

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Ten years old, it's normal not to meet someone you like. You will find that this is probably impossible.

Nineteen. In fact, all guidebooks don't need to be read, condensed into.

The four words are: bring more money.

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I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am just good-looking.

Twenty one. In fact, the ancients were quite optimistic. When they had a little leisure time, they wanted to know how to live forever. Modern people calm down after a busy day and collapse on the bed. Their hearts are only

Four words: I don't want to live.

Twenty-two. You tried your best, you might as well have sex with someone else. So, give up and stop being too hard on yourself.

Twenty-three There are two reasons why inviting a girl out to play failed. First of all, she is too lazy to wash her hair.

Second, your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

Twenty-four. If others are proficient in everything, I will be great. I will eat everything.

Twenty-five. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

26. It's not that I'm lazy, but that I'm poor. I'm worried that more exercise will consume more energy, so I will eat more rice.

27. It's not easy to be a man:

The required grade is before 18.

/kloc-after 0/8 years old, ask the object, ask the married children, ask the children's achievements after giving birth, children.

/kloc-after 0/8 years old, I asked why my children are all earthlings!