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1. As 1, my advice to young people is: Don't come.

In math class, the teacher asked to answer questions, and all the class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order?

3. Do you like small animals? Me: Of course. How much do you like it? Me: I don't know, every meal!

There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

My second-rate girlfriend came to my house for the first time yesterday and asked my father about the zodiac at dinner. I said, "This is the most stubborn thing in the zodiac! Can you guess? " Idiot girlfriend answered directly without thinking: "donkey!" " Then I saw the old man's face was livid, and the others on the table directly suppressed internal injuries …

6. Is your relationship going well? Shun, there was no one along the way.

7. Someone sells mimosa on the roadside. I touched it with my finger and found it didn't move. The boss said awkwardly, "Maybe this bark is thicker ..."

8. I suddenly had a stomachache after eating today. My classmates invited me to go shopping together. I said, "No, I feel a little sick." Classmate: "Really? I have long thought you are disgusting! "

9. At work today, a colleague looked pale and asked me: Do you believe in ghosts? I always feel that my neck is pinched by an invisible force. Are you possessed by ghosts? I looked: your sweater is on backwards. ...

10. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money and the other kills.

1 1. As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.

12. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

13. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

14. Why does grandma like her granddaughter but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

15. You never know how bad you can do things unless you push yourself.

16. Everything in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and no one has cracked it. Until one day, God replied: I fell in love with your daughter-in-law.

17. Call the cleaner to clean the house. Aunt came in to wear a shoe cover. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

18. An impulsive person like me should have a good beating to calm down.

19. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

20. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just give me your savings for half a year.

2 1. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

22. One day, I overheard my parents talking. Father: If someone marries our daughter in the future. Mother: Then he is too poor! We should sympathize with him! Father: no, this kind of person did too much evil in his last life and is not worthy of pity!

23. I practice martial arts crazily and want to be as thin as lightning. Now no one says I'm fat, and whoever says I'm fat will be hacked to death!

24. I asked my mother: I fell off you. Why don't you sympathize with me at all? My mom says shit still falls off you. Why don't you feel bad?