A short script for the fifth grade (20 minutes) ~ ~ ~

The script characters of the drama "The Emperor's New Clothes" are: attendants, old ministers, officials, swindlers, spectators and children of the palace. Stage layout: a newspaper rack is placed in the right corner of the stage as a loom, a chair is placed in the center of the stage, and a clothes rack is erected in the left corner of the stage, which is covered with all kinds of clothes. Set up a mirror, the emperor is auditioning, and a maid-in-waiting is standing by the mirror. Attendant: (standing by the chair) I'm here to see you! Maid-in-waiting: The emperor is changing clothes! (The old minister stands on one side of the stage, facing the official) Attendant: The official asks for an audience! Maid-in-waiting: The emperor is changing clothes! (The official is standing next to the minister, discussing two swindlers) Attendant: Two tailors are here to see you! Emperor: Make an announcement! (Leaving the dressing room and sitting in the chair) Liars A and B: See Your Majesty! (Salute) Emperor: Do you have any special skills? Liar A: We come from the far east and serve your majesty. Liar B: We can weave the most beautiful cloth that human beings can think of. Liar A: This kind of cloth is not only beautiful in color and pattern, but also has a strange feature in the sewn clothes. Liar B: Anyone who is incompetent or hopelessly stupid can't see this dress. Emperor: That's an ideal dress! If I have such clothes, I can see who is stupid and who is incompetent. Somebody please. Give them a lot of gold and let them do it at once! Ministers and officials: Yes! (Everyone exits, and the emperor goes back to the dressing room to try on clothes. The second scene (two swindlers came on stage and came to the loom to make weaving. Minister: Huh? (Surprised, holding up his glasses) Why didn't I see anything? Liar A: Oh, here comes the old minister! Please come in! Please, please. Please come closer and look carefully. Liar B: Is this design nice? Is this color nice? Minister: Oh, my God! Am I stupid? Am I incompetent? I must never let anyone know about it! Liar A: Hey! Are you satisfied? Minister: Satisfied, very satisfied! Liar B: You have no opinion at all? Minister: No, no. I must report to the emperor! I am very satisfied with this kind of fabric. (Minister) Liars A and B: We are very happy! You always walk slowly! Officer: Huh? (Surprised, open your mouth and rub your eyes) I'm not stupid. Maybe I don't deserve my present position! This is really funny! I can't let anyone see this! Liar A: Do you think this cloth looks good? Police officer: Beautiful! Beautiful! How beautiful! Liar B: Are you satisfied? Officer: Satisfied! Satisfied! I am so satisfied! I must report to the emperor truthfully. Liars A and B: Thank you! Under the command of the official, the two swindlers continued to knit, cut and sew. The third attendant: the old minister asks for an audience! Emperor: (out of the dressing room and back to the chair) Xuan! Minister: See Your Majesty! Emperor: What about the new clothes? Minister: It's almost finished! Officer: Very beautiful, very beautiful! Minister: it would be great if your majesty could wear it to the military parade and open everyone's eyes! Official: People all over the world should be full of praise! Emperor: Well, good! Great! Attendant: The tailor is here to see you! Emperor: Xuan! (Two swindlers are holding clothes in their hands.) Liars A and B: See your Majesty! The clothes are ready, please have a look. Liar A: These are pants. Liar B: This is a robe. Cheater A: This is a coat. Liar B: These clothes are soft, like cobwebs. Liar A: People who wear it will feel as if they are wearing nothing. Liar B: That's the advantage of these clothes. Emperor: What's wrong? Why can't I see anything? Am I a fool? Am I not qualified to be emperor? This is terrible! Minister: Your Majesty, do you think this cloth is gorgeous? Officer: Look, what a beautiful pattern! What a beautiful color! Emperor: I am extremely satisfied. I will make you royal weavers, and I will reward you! Liar A: Thank you, Your Majesty. (Exit) Minister: Your Majesty, get dressed! Emperor: Good! All right! (People take off their coats in front of the mirror and put on "new clothes" for the emperor) Attendant: The military parade begins now! (Officials with knives in front, ministers with canopies behind, attendants with "back skirts" behind, walking slowly around the field) (Audience A and B, children on stage) Audience A: Boy, the emperor's new clothes are really beautiful! Audience B: Look! How beautiful his back skirt is! Child: Hey! He's wearing nothing! Audience A: Oh, my God! Listen to this naive voice. A child said he was naked! Audience B: He is really naked! Emperor: (trembling with fear) I must finish this parade! (Put on a proud look, end)

The second act (excerpt) of Xiang Xiang Ji was returned to Zhao intact. Time: One day and one place during the Warring States Period: Qin king Palace people: Lin Xiangru, the king of Qin, the second minister of Qin, and the second maid of honor. Scene: In the center of the stage is the throne of the King of Qin, with two ministers' seats on the left and guests' seats on the right. There are melons and fruits waiting for the guests on the coffee table in front of the seat. [When the curtain rises, the king of Qin is sitting on the palace, looking at the color jade brought by Lin Xiangru, amazed. He never talks about fifteen cities. Lin Xiangru: (Going forward, giving a deep gift to the King of Qin) Report to the King of Qin that there is something wrong with this jade. Let me show you. (Qin one leng, hurriedly give choi, and Lin Xiangru. Lin Xiangru: (holding the wall with both hands, stepping back a few steps, leaning against the post, confident) I don't think you are sending fifteen cities. Now that Bi is in my hand, if you force me, my head will hit the post with Bi! (Say that finish lifting the wall will hit the doorpost. Qin Wang: (frightened to disgrace, hurriedly) Please don't be impulsive. Everything is easy to discuss. (loudly to the minister) Somebody get a map and show Lin the fifteen cities of Zhao. Lin Xiangru: (Jade in both hands, seriously) Jade is valuable. You can't just change it. You have to hold a grand ceremony. Qin Wang: (hesitates) What you said is very reasonable. Three days later is an auspicious day, and we will hold a ceremony on that day to exchange peace and harmony. Lin Xiangru: It's a deal. (upon, step down. Three days later, Lin Xiangru came to power with Minister Qin. King Qin: (Sitting in front of the grave, pretending) Lin Xiangru, our king has bathed and changed his clothes, and the ceremony is ready. Now it's time to exchange with Cui. Lin Xiangru: (generously offering a deep gift to the King of Qin) He Shibi has been sent back to Zhao. If you are sincere, give these fifteen cities to our country first, and our country will send someone to deliver them immediately, and never break your word. It's no use killing me. Everyone knows that Qin keeps his word! Qin Wang: (helplessly) Since He Shibi was sent back to Zhao, please ask Ambassador Lin to go back. (Lin Xiangru upon stepping down. ) —— The third act ends Mianchi Meeting Time: One day in the Warring States Period Location: Mianchi Characters: Lin Xiangru, Minister Zhao; Scenery of King Qin and Minister Qin: There are a row of seats on both sides of the stage, and there are melons and fruits on the coffee table in front of the seats to entertain guests. 【 At the curtain, the prince of Zhao, the king of Qin, and the ministers of the two countries sit down and persuade each other to drink wine and persuade food. Qin Wang: (putting down his glass with malicious intent) I heard that Wang Zhao is proficient in melody, so I'm going to invite Wang to play drums and musical instruments today. I hope you don't refuse. The prince of Zhao can't refuse, so he has to drum for a while. Qin Wang: (Applause loudly) Wang Zhao's drums and musical instruments are really well-deserved. (Facing the minister) Record the fact that Zhao Wang played drums for the king. Lin Xiangru: (Angry, walks up to the King of Qin) Please give the King of Zhao a punch (fǒu). The king of Qin pretended not to hear and continued to drink. Lin Xiangru: (loudly) Please be the Prince of Zhao. King Qin: (putting down his glass and glancing at Lin Xiangru haughtily) Qin is a powerful country in the Central Plains. It's outrageous to ask this weak king to slap him! Lin Xiangru: (seriously staring at the King of Qin) You and I are only five steps away now. If you don't promise, I will fight you. (Say that finish, striding forward, ready to battle with the king of Qin. The king of Qin broke out in a cold sweat and knocked on his face trembling. Lin Xiangru: (Returning to his seat, to a minister) Today, King Qin slapped King Zhao. Please write it down. Qin Wang: (blushing) Oh, Dr. Lin is really witty and brave. I wanted to make fun of the prince of Zhao and show the prestige of our state of Qin, but I didn't expect Dr. Lin to make fun of me. I admire you. Come on, let's have a drink. Cheers. The king of Qin, the king of Zhao and all the ministers raise their glasses at the same time and say "cheers" in unison. )

Three bowls are not enough time: one day at noon. Venue: The next hotel in Jingyanggang. Main character: Song Wu, the shop owner. Main props: a table, several chairs, several bowls and plates, a jar ... [The curtain rises, and a wine flag is hung in front of the next hotel in Jingyanggang, which reads "Three bowls can't cross the mountain". There are tables and chairs in the store. Song Wu: (dragging a whistle stick, hungry and thirsty, looking up at the flag) "Three bowls can't cross the mountain", it turned out to be a hotel. Let me go in and have a few bowls! Song Wu: (walks into the shop, leans his whistle on the table and sits down) Boss, bring the wine to eat quickly! Shopkeeper: Let's go! I took three bowls, a pair of chopsticks and a plate of cooked vegetables, put them in front of Song Wu, picked up the jar and sifted a bowl of wine all over the floor. Song Wu: (gulps down) This wine is really strong! Manned, bring more when you are full. Shopkeeper: Only cooked beef. Song Wu: Pick some good ones and cut them into two or three pounds! Shopkeeper: (goes in and comes out with a big plate of beef) Here comes the beef! (Put it on the table. ) Song Wu: Another bowl of wine! Shopkeepers sifted the wine quickly before Song Wu drank it. ) Song Wu: Good wine! The shopkeeper sifted another bowl and went into the back room. Song Wu drinks food. As soon as he saw the side bowl, the wine bowl was empty and he knocked on the table. ) Song Wu: Master, why don't you come to sift the wine? Shopkeeper: (rushing out) guest officer, add meat if you want it; There is no wine. Song Wu: This is very strange. Why don't you sell me wine? Shopkeeper: (pointing to the flag) Sir, look at the flag in front of my house, which clearly says "Three bowls can't cross the mountain". Song Wu: (impatiently) What do you mean "three bowls can't cross the mountain"? Shopkeeper: (patiently) Although my wine is brewed in the village, it tastes as good as old wine. Whenever a guest comes to our shop and eats three bowls, he is drunk and can't cross the mountain in front, so he is called "three bowls can't cross the mountain". As all the guests in the past know, they won't ask again after eating three bowls. Song Wu: (laughs) I see. I have eaten three bowls, how can I not get drunk? Shopkeeper: My wine is called "through the bottle", also called "pouring out". I just thought it was delicious when I first went in, but I soon passed out. Song Wu: (angrily takes out his silverware and slaps it on the table) Shut up! Don't pay you! Sift three more bowls! (Shopkeepers dare not say more, so they bow their heads and sift the wine. Song Wu likes drinking and drank eighteen bowls before and after. Song Wu: (stands up and leaves with a whistle) Good wine! Good wine! Shopkeeper: (rushing out to stop him) Where is the guest officer? Song Wu: (impatiently) What can I do? I don't want your drink! Shopkeeper: (indignant) I mean well. Come back and look at the official announcement of this copy. Song Wu: What list? Shopkeeper: Now there is a big white frontworm hanging in front of Jingyanggang. It hurts people to come out late, which has already hurt the lives of 30 or 20 big men. There is a sign at the lower intersection of Gangxia, instructing the guests to team up at noon and not to cross the Gangxia at other times. It's getting late at this time, and you're still going downhill. Isn't it in vain? Why don't you just rest at my house, wait for 30 or 20 people tomorrow, and we'll be better together. Song Wu: (laughs) I come from Qinghe County. I have been to Jingyanggang at least twenty or thirty times. When have I ever heard of big bugs? Don't scare me by saying such things. Even if there are big bugs, I'm not afraid. Shopkeeper: (a little unhappy) I originally wanted to save you. If you don't believe me, come in and read the official announcement. Song Wu: (boldly) Even if there is a tiger, I am not afraid. Why didn't you leave me at your house in the middle of the night to make money for me and kill me, instead of scaring me with a big bug? Shopkeeper: (angrily) I mean well, but you think it is malicious. If you don't believe me, please go by yourself! (He shook his head and finished. Song Wu strode away with a whistle stick in his hand. )

Thief: (looking at the exquisite doorbell and talking to himself) Wow! This clock is very well made! It's a pity that this bell is not mine. Hey! I can find a way to make this clock mine. But ... but this bell will ring and disturb others ... alas! How could I be so stupid! Can't you hear with cotton in your ears? Yes, that's it! (Stealing the bell, the bell rings) Maid: Butler, someone is stealing the bell outside the door! Butler: (softly) Go and inform the master! Butler: (quickly) Don't move, what? The bell thief ran away with the bell and was stopped by the housekeeper and others. Bell thief: (kneeling in fear) Please, uncle! Give me a break! I dare not do it again. Master, maid, etc. Butler: What can I do? I can't let a thief go! Sir, what shall we do with him? Master: (waving his hand) Give him to your official and let the local official handle it. Butler: Yes! Magistrate: Who is in the courtyard? Bell thief: villain Li Amao. Butler: The villain is the butler of the Jin family, and his surname is Jin. County magistrate: Manager Jin, why did you sue Li Amao? Butler: (pointing to the clock thief) He wants to steal the ancient clock hanging in front of our Kim's house. Clock thief: I didn't steal their ancient clock. Please tell me clearly. Magistrate: (pointing to the housekeeper) What evidence do you have? Butler: Everyone present saw it. Everyone: (in unison) We all saw Li Amao stealing the bells of the Kim family. Bell thief: (innocently) I ... I just looked at it and didn't steal it! Butler: When you ran away, you obviously ran with that ancient clock in your arms. Magistrate: bold and uninhibited, dare to argue! Come on, drag it down and hit another 30 boards. Quit the court! Officer: Wei Wu-[voiceover: The stupid Li Amao paid a heavy price for his behavior and was laughed at by the world. Later, people used the story of "covering their ears and stealing bells" to describe self-deception. 〕

Mantis catching cicadas During the Warring States Period, the characters and teenagers (the attendants of the King of Wu), the guards of the King of Wu (the monarch of the State of Wu) and ministers A and B were the first acts. The Palace of Wu State. The prince of Wu discussed state affairs with ministers. The prince sits in the middle, and the ministers are divided into two sides. [Prince of Wu] Our state of Wu is now stronger than Ma Zhuang, occupying an advantageous position. I've been thinking for a long time, ready to send troops to attack Chu. what do you think? [Ministers comment in succession, and in a short time, Minister A played. Minister A (eagerly) reported to the king that I think Chu is weak. If it is attacked, the hope of winning is naturally great, but if other vassal States take advantage of it and attack our country at this time, the consequences will be unimaginable ... Prince (crossly), are you doubting the strength of our country? Minister B reported to the King, and I also think it is inappropriate to attack Chu at this time. Other vassal States have long been eyeing Wu. Once we send troops to attack Chu, they will certainly take advantage of it and attack China. I hope your majesty will think twice! Wu Wang (furious) You are too weak. Be afraid of wolves before doing things, and be afraid of tigers after doing things. (After kissing goodbye, looking back) I've made up my mind. If anyone tries to dissuade me again, I'll put him to death! [Minister A and Minister B walk and talk. Teenagers. Minister a Wang Wu is too stubborn to listen to other people's advice. Minister B, alas, the invasion of Chu must be run out. [The young man frowned and got off thoughtfully. The curtain falls and the second act rises. Early morning. Palace garden. The guards stood armed. The teenager was swinging leisurely with a slingshot in his hand. The prince strolled over. Prince Wu (curiously), what did you do in the garden in the morning? Look, your clothes are all wet with dew! The boy (raising his slingshot innocently) told the king that I was shooting birds. Prince Wu, did you shoot a bird? I didn't shoot a bird, but I saw an interesting thing. Wu Wang (with interest) Oh, what is it? Tell me about it. There is a tree in the juvenile garden, and there is a cicada on the tree. Cicada is high above, calling leisurely and drinking dew freely, but she doesn't know there is a mantis behind her. Mantis arched and raised his front paws to catch cicada, but he didn't know there was a yellowbird behind him. Wu Wang (Fu Zuzan) You look very carefully! Does yellowbird want to catch mantis? The teenager is right. The yellowbird craned its neck to peck the mantis, but didn't know that I aimed at it with a slingshot. The king of Wu (if he thinks) Oh, oh ... Young king, have you noticed that cicadas, mantis and yellowbird are all bent on getting immediate benefits, but they don't care about the evil behind them! Wu Wang (stroking the boy's head and suddenly realizing) What you said is so reasonable! (to himself) It seems that the ministers' words are very reasonable! (turning around) I'll call the minister to discuss attacking Chu again. [The prince hurried downstairs. 〕