Humorous lines of the wedding host

# Host # Introduction In order to better enliven the atmosphere of the event, you need to write a clever host. The following is the update.

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Distinguished guests, distinguished guests and neighbors: the sky is high and birds fly, while the sea is wide and fish jump. In this hopeful world, machines are rumbling everywhere, and people are happy with Ma Yue; Rice fragrance, frogs singing and birds singing, melon shed telling stories, wheat fields screaming, fields rolling golden beans, grain shops higher than mountains!

No agriculture is unstable, no work is not rich, no business is not alive, and reform and opening up bring vitality. The market economy is full of vitality, township enterprises are developed, and blood transfusion is long. I like watching thousands of waves of rice, and my heart is full of laughter!

In the field of hope, in the season of blooming flowers, in the beautiful summer, in this fragrant farmhouse, I declare the wedding of XXXXXX to begin now! (Playing music and setting off firecrackers) Dear guests, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, children and little sisters,

It is unusual for farmers to get married, and the horn is deafening.

Pork stew vermicelli is done vigorously, and it is fun in the middle of the night!

Now, please sit down the representative of "Moon Man" and the amiable witness.

Without buttonwood, golden phoenix could not be attracted, but Lager brought matches and told the matchmaker to introduce people to the table-

Second, ladies and gentlemen:

Hello everyone! I will officiate at today's wedding on the orders of the bride and groom. Why does the bride and groom have to ask me to be the host? The other day, when discussing who is the most suitable wedding host, the groom-to-be said to me, "You look safe, and you won't distract the bride at the wedding and pose no threat to my handsome image." You are the master. I am relieved! Then, the bride-to-be said to me, "You are very modest. The groom stands on the stage with you, and all the guests will praise me for my vision. I am very satisfied that you are the host! "

I didn't want to shoulder this "heavy responsibility" (emphasis)! Helpless and groom are buddies, pushing injustice, but disrespectful, so adults have to be selfless! Next, I want to report the romance of the bride and groom to all the guests.

Let's talk about "infatuated man perseveres in seeking the phoenix", which really means: seeing the last two eyes shine-300 love letters, more than 40,000 words-five minds are confused, six gods are uneasy-seven strategies are exhausted, eight immortals cross the sea-dragon (9) pursuit, very hard!

Let's look at "a passionate woman can't make a promise without trying anything". In fact, it is: love at first sight, two hearts are not chaotic-think twice before acting, and be foolproof-five ingenious schemes, six ingenious schemes-seven vertical and seven tackled, eight directions tested-dragon (nine) test, very satisfied!

Finally, "Career love is fruitful, colleagues become partners", which is exactly: love at first sight, wishful thinking-three students are lucky, four Li Tuanjie-five children are admitted, six things are done-seven stars report good news, all directions show the same-nine years are long and very happy!

Here, I present a doggerel for the bride and groom:

Single-minded but not triangular,

Love is like a magnetic field. There is no limit to a happy life.

Ladies and gentlemen, today is the wedding day for the bride and groom in Qin Jin. Let's drink a toast with beautiful songs and touching melodies, and wish the couple a prosperous business, happiness and good luck!

Cheers!

Article 3 1. prologue

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, hello! I am very honored to be the wedding host of two couples. For this host, I specially went to Jiuhuashan yesterday to give me a light. The Taoist priest in the temple told me that my mouth is particularly effective today. Friends on the left, your applause is warm. I wish you good fortune in five years. Friends on the right, if you are enthusiastic again, I wish you good fortune 10 years. Audience friends, your applause and cheers will be warm again. I wish you a prosperous life. Today is an auspicious day. In the name of love, we are full of blessings and gather together to celebrate the happy combination of Mr. and Ms. * * *. First of all, please allow me to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers and their parents! (Bow) In the deep and vast ocean of love, another boat is about to raise its golden sail, and another happy family is about to be born in a beautiful and colorful life journey. When the years turn into years-this day, a pair of lovers who love each other are about to usher in the happiest and most unforgettable day of their lives-they will step into the palace of marriage and fall in love for life.

2. The groom enters the stadium

Dear friends, please extend your left hand to make money and your right hand to count money. Please welcome our handsome groom to the stage with the warmest applause. The groom came to us with fragrant flowers in his hand. How many years has he waited for this moment? How many years did he dream back? I especially want to ask our groom: What are your feelings at this moment? (The groom answers)

Yes, from today on, you will change from a young man to a gentleman, which means that from today on, you will assume the responsibilities and obligations of being a man, a husband and a father in the future. There are not only sunshine and rainbows in life, but also ups and downs. Kiss me when I'm in love, and I'll change it to plain, daily necessities. Are you ready? Are you ready? So who do you want to see most now? (A: Bride, my wife)

Ok, everyone follow my hand and look forward. Our beautiful bride, wearing a white wedding dress and a beautiful wreath, is waiting in the flower pavilion of love under the guidance of her loving father. At this moment, her face is full of expectation and happiness, as if to tell us that today, she is the most beautiful and happiest bride in the world.

Handsome groom, come on, bring your love and flowers to meet your beautiful girl! Groom, please say what you said to your lover in the most gentlemanly way. Will you marry me? ) Bride, are you willing to accept the man in front of you as your lawfully wedded husband for life? If so, please take the flowers and help your groom. This proposal is a success. Friends, please clap for the groom.

Groom, please stand in front of your father-in-law, bow deeply to him and thank him for his infinite trust in you. My dear father-in-law, people say that my daughter is my father's lover in his last life, and my daughter is your heart and your treasure. When you are happy at your daughter's wedding, I think you are more disappointed. Today, the young man in front of you is going to take away your beloved daughter. Do you have anything to say to him? Are you satisfied with the young man in front of you? If you are satisfied, please give him your baby daughter's hand. This is a spiritual exchange between two great men and a transmission of love. Thank you, father-in-law, friends, please give this great father a warm applause.

3. A couple walked into the stadium

Hold your hand and grow old with your son. On this unforgettable day and moment, let's play a solemn wedding March. "The branches on the magpie are full of spring, and the Yan is full of Iraqis." A beautiful woman bathed in happiness and sweetness, embraced by the groom, came to us hand in hand and heart to heart with a charming smile on her face and stepping on the red carpet with a cheerful wedding March. Friends, let's sincerely bless them, pray for them, cheer for them and cheer for them.

Introduce new friends

Next, please allow me to introduce two newcomers today in front of all the guests.

The graceful and beautiful sister standing here today is the bride. She is gentle, natural and graceful, like clear water out of hibiscus; Her eyes are big, her nose is high, her lips are red, her teeth are white and her body smells good. Do you think our bride is beautiful?

Our groom is also great. He is handsome and handsome. Regular facial features and extraordinary appearance. Everyone loves it, flowers bloom and fall, and Schwarzenegger will give three points when he sees it. Do you think we are a couple? They are really handsome guys with beautiful women and talented people with beautiful women. What a perfect couple. This is a perfect couple. Friends, if I am right, please give 10 second applause.

5. Take an oath and kiss.

At this moment, I want to ask our bride, is your heart beautiful at this moment? A: Beautiful. Do you know where the north is? (I don't know) Our bride is very happy that she can't find the North. Then let me ask our groom again, the elegant lady standing on the left at the moment, are you really willing to marry her and spend her life with her? Do you really want to? No regrets? I am on your left and your bride is on your right. Our groom is so happy that he can't tell the score clearly. Applause for this happy lover.

Transition word: the meteor streaks across the sky, locking the eternity of this life. Next, ask the waitresses to send their love vows. (The husband and wife swore separately) Kissing.

Transition words: both of them solemnly swear that this is a century and this is an eternal century. Groom, there is no Bible, no church and no priest here, but the priest usually says a word at this moment: Please put out your handsome prince's arm and hug and kiss your princess for 5 seconds. Let's count to five, shall we I can't bear to shout "1" and ask our groom: How does the kiss taste? (Sweet) How do you feel? (Cool) Do you still want it? (Thinking) Sorry, time is up. Keep hugging in the bridal chamber tonight. Let's give the happy couple warm applause again.

6 Exchange rings.

Today is a beautiful and romantic day. To show their loyalty to love, the newlyweds will hold a very romantic ceremony-exchange their token of love-and then get married. Please welcome the etiquette lady to send a wedding ring. Groom, please put a token of love on your lover's ring finger. Bride, please put the token of love on your lover's ring finger. When you put that little ring on your lover's hand, it means that you have given your heart, your feelings and your life to him. From then on, your ring finger is no longer unknown, it has been deeply engraved with your lover's name. Please put your hands with rings together and face the guests. Friends, two rings, two rings, interlocking, soul mates. Starting today, there are two new people: you have me and I have you; Starting today, they will form a new family and embark on a new journey of life; From today, from now on, from this moment on, I declare them officially married. (Applause) The groom took your lover's arm with your gentleman's side and left your pure and eternal saliva on your lover's arm. )

7. The witness read the marriage words.

Transition words: As the saying goes, after a long drought comes rain, I hope it will clear up after rain, and I don't forget to witness when I get married. Then let's ask the witness to read the wedding speech (applause)

8. Pour champagne and drink a glass.

Thanks to the witness. At the same time, I also want to congratulate the two newcomers. Your love finally precipitated a cup of sweet and delicious love wine. Then please join hands with two new people to open your happy champagne.

Love is a lamp, the brighter, the brighter; Love is a river, which flows longer and longer; Love is a flower, more and more beautiful; Love is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets. The crystal-clear champagne tower is pyramid-shaped, which is the castle you really love in your heart and is indestructible. Slowly flowing champagne and wine, like the source of your true love, are injected into the love garden of the two couples, nourishing the flowers of love and filled with the fragrance of love.

Please pick up a glass of wine. Only people who really love each other can drink. Please stand face to face. The cup clinks with a small mouth, and it's two small at noon today; Hold hands and drink half, and stay with you all your life; Then there is a deep sense of boredom. Please put the groom's arm around the bride's neck and the bride's arm around the groom's neck. Castle Peak is not old, and Qi Mei is not old. After drinking this cup of wine, we will not break up in this life. After drinking this cup of wine, we will go together in the afterlife. Is there applause?

9. Parents come to power, thank them and light the flame.

At this moment, I found that all eyes were focused on the two new people, and four of them were very special. Their eyes contain deeper feelings and deeper love. They are the parents of the bride and groom. Friends, let's welcome four great parents to the grand entrance with the warmest applause!

Please ask the groom to stand facing your parents, holding mom's hand with his left hand and dad's hand with his right hand. Please ask the bride to stand facing her parents, holding her mother's hand with her left hand and her father's hand with her right hand.

Deep affection for the earth and parents, from your birth to adulthood, are saturated with parents' selfless dedication. Parents for you, wrinkles climbed to the forehead, hair was dyed white. When we were young, we often took our parents' love for us for granted, because we didn't know how hard our parents worked. Now that we have grown up, we should treat our parents with a grateful heart. Two newlyweds, at your wedding, please express your love and gratitude to your parents with deep feelings and heartfelt feelings.

Do parents have anything to say to their children?

At this moment, tears appeared in the corner of a couple's eyes, because at this moment, they were moved and grateful. I hope the bride and groom will always remember to go home and have a look. I also wish the elders present happiness and well-being in their later years.

Next, we will hold a very traditional ceremony. First of all, please ask the groom's parents to light the flame and pass it on to the couple. This is not only the transmission of love, but also the transmission of incense in our hometown. Please welcome two newcomers to the candlestick to light the flame. The dazzling candlelight has been lit, and it also illuminates your future life. May your life turn a new page from now on.

Ask the handsome prince how much you love our princess? (Answer: The moon represents my heart) Ask our beautiful princess again, do you love the prince deeply? (deep). The audience was quiet, and then asked: Do you love the groom deeply? (deep. ) How many are you going to have? Friends, let's applaud and wish them an early birth.

10, newcomers worship heaven and earth.

Next, please welcome the wedding gifts of our two newlyweds. Please face our guests.

Relatives and friends are heaven, and relatives and friends are earth. With friends and relatives, we can stand tall, friends and relatives are the wind, friends and relatives are the rain, with friends and relatives, we can call the wind and rain. To the guests. Take a bow and thank you for coming. Second, bow and wish everything well. Take three bows and wish you happiness, great wealth and great wealth.

Water is active, trees have roots, and children don't forget to raise them. Next, come to the high hall to worship and bow, and thank you for your kindness. Bow again and smile often. Three bows, health and longevity.

Ok, next is the worship of the new couple. Please stand face to face. Couples have this tradition of worshipping, touching their eyebrows, nose and mouth. Please listen to the password: bow, eyebrows touch eyebrows, and quote Qi Mei. Two bows, nose to nose, compared with Qi Fei. Bow three times, please listen to the groom, please pout your lips and tilt your hips. Dear friends, when the newlyweds kiss, please applaud, because your applause keeps them kissing, and applause keeps them kissing until 8: 30 tonight. Three bows, lips and teeth depend on each other and take care of each other.

1 1, tea, red envelope, change your mouth.

The wedding present just now was three obeisances and nine bows. May your love last forever. Next, there will be a very traditional ceremony-wedding tea. Please welcome the etiquette lady to serve tea. Ask the bride to offer tea to her parents-in-law. Ask the groom to offer tea to your parents-in-law. The teacup is round. I wish my parents a healthy Millennium. The teacup is deep, I wish my parents health and happiness.

Invite parents to tea. I asked the groom: Have you seen Beijing Opera? Do you know how the new son-in-law salutes his father-in-law in Beijing Opera? Let me teach you, my father-in-law. Please be worshipped by Xiao Xu. Make it clear that you can't call your brother. My father-in-law wants to answer, that's it, that's it. Did you hear me clearly? After the demonstration, Weng Xu did it. Later, the groom changed his name to dad. Ask dad: is the son-in-law good? The trick is to take out the money. The son-in-law changed his mind and called her mother. Ask the mother-in-law: Is the son-in-law satisfied? Pay RMB if you are satisfied. Grandpa, I won't embarrass you. Please try to raise your right hand. The higher you take, the more blessings you get. Ok, please put it down slowly, slowly, put it in your wallet pocket and take out the red envelope. The bride changed her voice to dad. The bride changed her voice and called out to her mother. Ask the mother-in-law, is the daughter-in-law shouting sweet? You have to pay for sweetness. The bride called her mother-in-law again: Did the daughter-in-law call her? Honey, you have to pay the bonus.

Just now, the elder gave you a red envelope to wish you a bright future.

Ask the bride to give her in-laws a deep hug, thank them for their red envelopes, thank them for their blessings, and thank them for raising such a good son. Please give the groom a deep hug to his parents-in-law, thank them for their red envelopes, thank them for their blessings and thank them for raising such a good daughter. Please hug four in-laws From then on, you have a pair of good brothers and sisters, who are dear to each other. Two couples stood side by side with their parents, and our cameraman took a close-up. How sweet and warm this picture is, my friend. Please give a warm applause to this happy and harmonious family. Thank you. Please leave your hard-working parents and have a rest. Thank you.

12, throw a bouquet.

As the saying goes, give someone a rose and leave a lingering fragrance. Today, our beautiful bride will give you this beautiful bouquet in her hand. She is kind, and I hope this happiness can be passed on. As we all know, whoever can receive the bride's bouquet at the wedding scene will find his/her true love. Take it easy, married men are present, which is no longer suitable for you. Unmarried men and women aged 18 please come to the front of our stage. Countdown to 5.4.3.2.1. Congratulations to this happy girl and send my best wishes to a couple at the same time, ok? At the same time, I hope you can have your own happiness ~ thank you

13, the wedding is completed and the couple exits.

Dear friends, let's sing for happy lovers, dance for sweet lovers, and raise a glass to fiery love. May the world be full of flowers, may the earth last forever, and may all my friends be in good health, all the best, and a happy family. Thank you. Today's wedding has come to a successful conclusion. Please ask the groom to hold your lover's hand, raise the sail of love and sail to the other side of love. Dear friends, let me accompany them with warm applause once again, through the wind, through the rain, through the spring, through the four seasons, and towards their beautiful tomorrow!

Next is the wedding reception. I wish you all a good meal and have fun! Thank you!