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How to write the sentence of playing football?
10. Yan Shiduo: "There is football in the city, and there is a game every month". "Only the venue, all counties can play football." At the Football Association Congress in 2000, Yan Shiduo, President of the Football Association, put forward many new words. In his work report, he proposed to strive to achieve "there is football in the city and there is a game in the month" and basically achieve "only the venue". Although this reflected the current situation of football in China at that time to some extent, this obviously planned and regional planning still vaguely reminded everyone of the Great Leap Forward era. Background: Yan Shiduo made an amazing funny index in the football club: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★★ 9. Wang Po: "The national strength is not as good as that of Real Madrid. I must catch up with Real Madrid in management." After entering Shaanxi's national strength, Wang Po's management was unanimously criticized by Shaanxi fans. In a conversation with fans, Wang Po was impassioned: "I have been at the club for so long, and I think our players are all good players, all of them.". Without an iron discipline team, there is no fighting capacity. It can be said that national strength has always been the "weak force" of China football, which is related. As for the future, even if someone has opinions, I think I will continue to strengthen the management of the club. Do you know that?/You know what? My goal is to make the national strength like Real Madrid in management. " Background: Wang Po, the "sinner" of Shaanxi football, made a splash in the fan forum. Funny index: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★☆ 8. Schlappner: "If you don't know how to kick, just kick the door." Schlappner is the first foreign football coach in China, and China people call him "Uncle Shi". His hair also caused an uproar in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. During his teaching days in China, "Uncle Shi" also left many classic quotations. Once in training, "Uncle Shi" warned his disciples: "If you can't kick, kick in." At the same time, he likes to encourage the patriotism of China players-our China team will not bow to anyone except the elderly and children. However, after losing to Iraqi and Yemeni teams, China was eliminated and missed the World Cup in the United States, so schlappner stepped down from the altar and left class in a daze. Background: Before the impact of the World Cup in the United States, the funny index of schlappner's goal cheats was ★★★★★ ★ The classic index was ★★★★ ★ 7. Qi Wusheng: "It's my responsibility. I can't afford it." 1997 The national team that hit the top ten in the World Cup has always been regarded as the strongest national team in history, even surpassing Milu's national team. However, such a team was defeated by too many people from outside. Qi Wusheng's ears are too soft. In some games, fans can change whoever they want. After being defeated by Saudi Arabia in the last game, Qi Wusheng finally got up the courage to speak his mind: "It's my responsibility, not my responsibility. I can't bear it. " At the conclusion, China Football Association designated China as the "second-rate team in Asia", which caused controversy at that time. Many people think that the Football Association is shirking its responsibility. Now, there are such factors, but the positioning is quite accurate. Background: After losing the World Cup, Qi Wusheng spoke his mind. Funny index: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★ 6. Xu Genbao: "Vieira can't play football." During 1995, Shenhua team recruited a group of French players for trial training. At that time, Xu Genbao, coach of Shenhua team, gave a conclusion immediately after watching a tall and thin midfielder running. "That foreign aid just now can't play football at all." A few years later, the player that Xu Genbao called unable to play football became the core player of Arsenal and even the French national team. He was the captain of the French national team and a world-class superstar, patrick vieira. Background: Shenhua chose foreign aid Xu Genbao to evaluate Vieira's funny index: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 5. A football association leader: "We can lose to any strong European and American team, but we must not easily lose to any Asian team." Just when China attacked the 20xx World Cup again, at a meeting of the Football Association, a leader generously said: "Our China team can lose to any strong European and American team, but it must not lose to any Asian team." As soon as this sentence came out, all major media and newspapers cheered for it, and the popular "chasing the United States and surpassing Britain" in the 1970s may spread all over Chinese mainland again. However, what is before us is the embarrassing result that China's national team missed the World Cup Asian Top Ten qualifiers twice in a row. Background: A leader made a big speech before the World Cup in South Africa. Funny index: ★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 4. Yan Shiduo: "China Football has stood up since then!" After getting rid of the shadow of Japan and South China, the Football Association gambled on the World Cup. After spending the legendary RMB 5 million, the 200 1 Top Ten Competition was finally lucky. Chairman Yan could not hide his excitement and delivered a "great man" speech. China men's soccer team stood up from now on! "However, China's performance in the World Cup is amazing, even the weakest Costa Rica can't beat it. It swallowed 9 eggs, but failed to score a point or a goal, and was beaten back to its original shape, which was disappointing! It can be seen that football diplomacy alone cannot fundamentally solve the problem! The World Cup is just a kind of enjoyment we get after XX. China football is still that virtue. From time to time, there will be a big news that surprises people and stimulates people's senses. Now, some people even joke about the national football team. The national football team has become a means of mass entertainment. I didn't expect the national football team to serve the people in this way. Background: After the success of the World Cup, Chairman Yan made a great joke index: ★★★★★★ ★ Classic index: ★★★★★ ★ 3. Zhu: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games in the spirit of a mad dog! Attack in an all-round way with the spirit of mad dog! "On the fourth day of the first month of the Lunar Year of the Dog, Zhu and his national team started the final sprint to prepare for the Asian Cup group match at the Qingxin Base in Guangzhou. Zhu said: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games with the spirit of mad dog! Attack in an all-round way with the spirit of mad dog! "This is the first time that the mad dog spirit has popped out of Zhu's mouth." Have a clear understanding of mad dog spirit. We saw more pet dogs, which was very interesting. Even a big dog, in the city, has become accustomed to a pampered life, and its fighting spirit and wildness have almost disappeared. Pulling such a dog out can only scare people, and it will definitely not fight. Since this year is the year of the dog, since we want to talk about dogs, I agree with the spirit of mad dog. ""The mad dog spirit I'm talking about is just different from that of a pet dog. It should be able to fight, not afraid of injury, not afraid of sacrifice, not afraid of the strength of the opponent. As long as you have a breath, you should also bite your opponent's perseverance and spirit, contain your opponent in momentum and overwhelm your opponent in courage. This spirit is exactly what the national team needs. Football in China is still relatively backward, and there are many opponents who are better than us. In many games, our ability and technology are not as good as our opponents, but if we lose our fighting spirit and spirit, then such a team is hopeless and such a game is meaningless. If this is a mad dog spirit, then I very much hope that all our national players have this spirit. When our national team came out, it was a mad dog array! " I have completely agreed with Zhu's use of the word "mad dog", which he used to think was indecent. As a result, dogs are not crazy, people are crazy! Background: Before preparing for the Asian Cup, Zhu proposed the mad dog spirit funny index: ★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 2. A football association official said: "As long as it is 7-0, we can qualify. "Before the Sino-Hong Kong War in 2004, a Football Association official said after" carefully "calculating the goal difference. As a result, the national team achieved this goal according to this fixed plan, and the Kuwaitis who are more proficient in Arabic numerals, with the help of Malaysia, made the 7-0 qualifying a laughing stock forever. Background: 2004 1 1. 17 The hilarious index of the University of Hong Kong before the war: ★★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆1. Zhu: "Now the whole society is emphasizing the sincerity between people. We represent China. Since the goal of entering the top four has been put forward, it must be achieved, otherwise it will deceive the society and the masses. "Before the 20xx Asian Cup, Zhu was full of confidence in the face of the top four goals put forward by the Football Association." Now the whole society is emphasizing the sincerity between people. We represent China. Since the goal of entering the top four has been put forward, it must be achieved, otherwise it will deceive the society and the masses. "As a result, the last runner-up China not only failed to achieve his goal, but also failed to qualify for the group, and the people were cheated again. Background: In 20xx, Zhu was full of confidence when talking about the goals of the top four. Funny index: ★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★ ☆ World football commentary Duan Xuan's classic quotations.
Duan Xuan's classic quotation 1, look, Elano inserted it, very decisive and timely! He is really Dunga's secret weapon. 2. When the World Cup enters the knockout stage, it will be more and more touching. When it is unexpectedly reversed, fate will change in an instant. Heaven and hell are often between one thought, who can bring the team back to life, who can turn the tide, and who can stick to their dreams. The so-called promotion is the heartbeat, which is the charm of football. We call today's referee brother calm, and his shots are always slow. 4. The position of the head coach of the Brazilian national team is actually more difficult than that of the Brazilian president. Brazil is a football kingdom, and everyone knows the emperor. 100 people, there are 100 people who know the emperor. 5. Taking hobbies as a career is also a place of distress. For example, if football is your hobby, you can enjoy it while drinking beer with friends on weekends. You can distinguish between love and hate, and you can be happy or sad. But if you take football as a career, you have to ponder it and study it. You should watch all kinds of games, good and bad. While others are enjoying it, you may draw boring charts on paper. You can't bring your love and hate into the program. After a long time, maybe your passion for football will fade away. 6. Speaking of Mai Kong, Mai Kong did well in the past season and won the nickname of Triple Crown for Inter Milan. 7. I went from an ordinary reporter to the post of host step by step. Being a reporter has benefited me a lot: I have witnessed the glorious period and the low period after the professionalization of football in China, I have witnessed major events and recorded vivid and true stories; At the same time, I also learned to think and exercise my eloquence. 8. Brazil quietly controlled the ball. In the match, Spain took the lead, but it was attacked by Switzerland. At the moment when Swiss team Fernandez scored, Duan Xuan hurriedly shouted danger, but the danger was not lifted. 10, after all, they are not robots, not from other planets. South Korea tried to defend the honor of South Korea and Asia today, but it failed. Say goodbye, goodbye to South Korea, goodbye to Tai Chi Tiger, goodbye to Asian Red Devils, goodbye to Asia 1 1, Marcos, the veteran, participated in the World Cup final for the ninth time. 12, the first red card of this World Cup appears! After being reminded by the pilot that this was the third red card, Duan Xuan laughed at himself because there were mistakes in the pinyin letters in front of him. 13, look at this ball, go forward (pitch octave)+_ lose the ball to 14, Duan Xuan, who is called the god of Spanish decline, inadvertently played the role of the Dutch amulet. 15, there are many midfielders in Germany. It seems that Germany is going to stifle the penetration of Spanish midfielders in midfield. They pushed the line forward and reinforced it 30 meters away. 16, such a game can be called war. The two teams also used such a game to tell fans all over the world that they are a very effective team, and their attitude and indomitable spirit left a deep impression on people. They are like soldiers, badly wounded, but the war is not over yet, and they still have to fight. Football can reflect the spirit and cohesion of a nation. 17. They came to Brazil to watch the game from the role of Korean costume films. There is no Lee MinHo or Do Min Joon in today's game. 18 when the Spanish team counterattacked, alonso hit the crossbar with a long shot, and Duan Xuan regretted his bad luck. He probably didn't expect that the only bad luck of the Spanish team was explained by himself. 19, let's watch the game again. Spanish fans can send flowers and applause to your hero. Once again, they reached the final of the European Cup. And Portuguese fans, you can also stand up, hold your head high and feel extremely proud, and give your applause to your hero. 20. Brazil coach Duncan. 2 1, Derossi's man-marking mistake in the first half resulted in the opponent's goal. 22. The Netherlands showed good luck in the semi-final match against Uruguay, especially the second goal offside, but the referee ignored it. As a live commentary, Duan Xuan also made a vague response to this controversial ball, and emotion prevailed over reason. 23. The Dutch team's previous six games were explained by three CCTV players, and they won all six games. It seems that it takes three people to enjoy the title of lucky dog. But in fact, Duan Xuan himself explained three Dutch sports, which was the biggest and certainly contributed the most. 24. They almost knocked down the European champion and the world champion, almost broke a myth and almost created a miracle, but in the penalty shoot-out, the goalpost ruthlessly blocked the way forward for the Portuguese team again. 25. Because Argentina is too strong, it is widely predicted that there will be another qualifying place among Nigeria, South Korea and Greece. 26. Goal! Li Jianhao's goal! Li Jianhao's goal! The Russian goalkeeper made several saves, but this time it was fatal! It's hopeless! 27. Goal! ! ! ! ! Mexico finally scored the first goal of this World Cup, and finally scored this time! There is a lightning bolt on the chest of the Mexican jersey, and this goal also cuts through the night sky like lightning! 28. What our Football Association leaders often say to reporters is that the Football Association or the team and the media are a family, and the media should help rather than add chaos. It is not appropriate to simply understand the negative reports of the media as adding chaos. 29. Spain, as the most expensive team and the number one favourite to win the World Cup, unexpectedly lost 0-/kloc-0-0 to Switzerland in the first match. 30. The 64 matches in the World Cup are like a 64-episode TV series. The match between South Korea and Togo is 12. If you give this TV series a name, it will be called Tai Chi Tiger Fighting Sparrow Eagle. The fight between sparrows and Tai Chi tigers is inseparable. The eagle pecks at the tiger and catches the eagle. If you catch the eagle again, you can't peck the tiger. Look, everybody. He is really Dunga's secret weapon! 32. Perhaps the imperfection is the most perfect, perhaps the saddest and the most emotional, and bid farewell to the lost youth. 33. ouch Goal, goal, goal is valid. When the Dutch player Sneijder scored a goal, Duan Xuan shouted excitedly and couldn't help laughing. When the replay footage showed that the ball was suspected to be disturbed by an offside player, Duan Xuan didn't support the picture with explanations. He simply said: The kick hit the door, and goalkeeper muslera was disturbed, so it was too late for him to make a judgment. Li's Classic Quotations about China Football
1, drawing lots for qualifying is actually "killing qualifying". When you say a ghost, the ghost blows on your back neck-is it "dream begins+sleepwalking ends, tie goes out" and "killing out"? "2. You can't think that others are mentally retarded just because you are mentally retarded; You can't treat yourself as a contractor, just treat all the contracts in the world as a blank sheet of paper-life and death are not as good as a blank sheet of paper. 3. I think this contract, which China Football Association calls "in line with international standards", is very practical, but it may make the coaching staff "lie on the track"-"life and death". It's more like a "pre-marital property certificate" made by a chicken thief man-"life and death" is not as good as a "white note" 5. 17 years ago, China lost 0-/kloc-0 to Thailand in the Asian Games, and at least there was a beautiful scene left; Seven years ago, when the scene was ugly enough to win the Thai team, there was at least one tall "China Head Team" left; Now, under the leadership of Zhu, what's left of the China team? There is only hair left, and this is the competition of "the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit"-"Li's Eleven Questions about Zhu-Quit your job, God forgive you" 6. I heard that the team summed up the harvest and thought: "The players have sweated a lot because they have adapted to the hot and humid weather of the Asian Cup held in Southeast Asia." I finally understand, commander, why do you spend so much money on taking a team to the sauna? God forgive you. 7. Director Zhu always complicates simple things, defending the distance for a while and controlling the area for a while. He can't wait to apply the principle of airplane to kite making. Only when he doesn't fall down can he have a ghost-"Why does Zhu have to leave class and why does Dewey have to attend class?" 8. The more serious he is, the more he will fail. The more he runs in the wrong direction, the closer he gets to hell-"Why does Zhu Huguang finish class?" Why does Dewey have a class? 9. Slogans alone can't win the game. China football team, not China slogan team. It's foot work, not mouth work. Last time I invented a slogan and lost 0: 1, this time I invented four slogans and lost 1: 4. "1: 4" is catching up with the advertising words of washing powder. Go home and sleep-"I admire Zhu's guidance now" 10. Dewey's eyes are poisonous. I called him a "poison doctor" and Huang Jianxiang called Zhu Zhi a "vet". Then we wrote in short messages-"poison doctor" pK "veterinarian", "poison doctor" governing the country, "veterinarian" wrong country-"veterinarian" wrong country-1ice and fire two-day mystery. Still no comments with blood and opinions? Stylistically speaking, it should be called "expository writing" rather than "expository writing" —— Comment on Xie Yalong's The Main Force Comes and The Sharp Turn 18. We also like to sing karaoke with "wind blows rain, water throws cold water". In fact, it is to replace another mistake with one mistake, and we have to wait for another four years-the false proposition of "Asian Cup semi-finals" 13 and "three-team system", the fundamental reason is that he wandered between "team one" and "team two" and finally evolved into "team three" In fact, it is "nuclear-free" —— On the dressing room culture of China from the "three-captain system" in Zheng Zhi season 14. The perennial "madness" makes the China team look like a single-celled seedless animal without blood. Players take kindness as their motto and human nature has been sublimated. The animal nature has degenerated —— On the dressing room culture in China from the "three-captain system" in Zheng Zhi Next Season 15. The double-captain system and even the three-captain system began in the Ali Han period. Think about it. When you were only one goal away from Hongkong that night, the China team was the core of everyone, but none of them had a backbone, like the Kamikaze team, like a headless fly. This is the advantage of "multi-core"-"Talking about the dressing room culture in China from the" three-team leader system "in Zheng Zhi's 16". It is enough to have a boss in the dressing room. If there are too many, it's not the locker room but the chess room. It's not like the landlord has to fuck his brother and sister. Why? Talking about the dressing room culture in China from the "three-captain system" of 17 Zheng Zhi season, and the slogans such as "paving stone", "knife around the neck" and "fighting like the People's Liberation Army" are all meant to join the stock market. Surprise of Vietnamese Team is Good News for China Team 18, ten years. One of the most frequently used and smug headlines in China media is "Despair of Iraq"-"Ten Souvenirs about the Sino-Iraqi War Ten Years ago" 19. Only China, like the teams in the 1970s, likes to make the formation as symmetrical as parallel prose, which should be given the most popular tactical terms of this era. Please, Director Zhu, it's really sad to be a "tactical superman"-"tactical superman" Zhu led to the division of the national football team, and Dong Fangzhuo and Zhou Haibin had to grab the class and seize power. Running the China national team by swiping a credit card in this way is really a bit like eating all the owls and taste snakes on Dongting Lake, and then 2 billion mice will go to the levee-"Dream begins+sleepwalking ends, is it a" murder "? 2 1. Once a tragedy occurs, it is a tragedy; When it happens twice, it is a comedy; When it happens three times, it is a farce. The end of the game is a farce, not a tragedy; I fired at the football system in China. 22. The football system in China is "original sin". As early as Yan Shiduo's time, administrative football passed the rules of "only going up but not down" and "betting on the World Cup". What Mr. Wang wants to do is just to downgrade "betting on the World Cup" to "betting on the Asian Cup", and Zhu's guidance is just to downgrade "not qualifying for the World Cup qualifiers" to "not qualifying for the Asian Cup teams", while those funny political slogans are just changed from "China people stand up from now on" to "even if the knife is around their neck"-"Zhujiajian Island"
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