There is a new year's party. The monitor asked each group to have a program. There are nine people in our group. I don't know what's funny and interesting.

I combined and adapted several new versions of Liang Zhu's plays, and about ten people were just right.

First act

Location: Zhu Yingtai's home. Three chairs and a table.

Characters: English mother (hereinafter referred to as English mother), English father (hereinafter referred to as English father) and housekeeper. (Yingtai's father is furious, Yingtai's mother catches up)

Mu Ying: Husband, husband ~ (La Fu Ying)

Fu Ying (turning angrily): It's no use saying anything. The marriage between Yingtai and Taiwan must not be so hasty!

Mu Ying: Ma Gongzi is also very handsome, and his family is very rich. If my daughter marries him, that's right! (a face of wealth is life)

British father: In this era, with the reform and opening up, children's marriages can no longer be arranged by their parents. ...

Mother: What about reform and opening up? Don't forget who is in charge of this family, not to discuss with you, that's all. (British father hangs his head like a child who has done something wrong)

British father: (stand at attention) Yes, yes, everything is subject to the party's decision (humility). . . (Interrupted by off-site sound)

Off-site voice: Ma Gongzi's bride price has arrived ~ (a butler-like man rushes up with a gift list in his hand)

Butler: My son sent a little man to give these gifts to my parents, which is not a tribute. Please accept it. (Open the gift list and read it out) A bottle of Maotai ~ a cloud of smoke ~ a set of diamond jewelry ~ a bucket of KFC takeout ~ a home theater ~ a Cadillac on the way ~ a factory maintenance ~ an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ...

British parents: hmm?

Butler: Oh, no, it's a set of tickets to visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ~ And the northeast cauldron Wang Zhi from West Lake Longjing and the stinky tofu from Beijing Roast Duck 18th Street have been sent to the kitchen to pay tribute to this ~ ~ ~ (Mother Ying stepped forward and respectfully accepted the gift list with both hands, and the housekeeper left).

Mu Ying: You see, you see, Teacher Ma is generous, and she belongs to Yingtai in our family, haha-(hands akimbo, smiling happily).

Fu Ying: Hmm ... (sighs helplessly)

Mother Ying: (after laughing, she turns around) Honey, I think we'd better choose a good day and let them get married. That's right (suddenly realize, clap your hands). I'll call my daughter out (take out her mobile phone and call Yingtai)

Mu Ying: (on the phone) Hey, Yingtai, come to the front desk quickly, quickly (hang up) (to Fu Ying) If my daughter hears this news, don't be too happy, haha. (They sit back in their chairs) (On the British stage)

Yingtai: (in a charming voice) Mom and Dad, what's the matter with you calling me here in such a hurry?

Mu Ying: (stands up and walks to the reception desk) Dear, I want to tell you good news (mysteriously).

Yingtai: Oh? Can you let me go out for a walk? (ecstatic)

English mother: No.

Yingtai: What's that? (lost)

Yingmu: Your father and I will decide. Are you happy that you are engaged to Mr. Ma who lives in the street and will get married one day?

Yingtai: Huh? (surprised) Really? Dad (looking at the silent dad) He is so ugly that people will vomit when they see him. (The British father trembles and takes out a photo from his pocket, looks at it and turns his head to one side to vomit.)

Mu Ying: (Glancing at Fu Ying, Fu Ying immediately stops vomiting) It's all right, dear daughter. Get used to throwing up. In addition, Ma Gongzi doesn't listen to anything else. He has money, goods, a house and a car, although he is good-looking. .....

Yingtai: No, I'm not going to marry him. If I marry him, it will be no different from being a nun.

Mu Ying: (glaring, turning away) You dare not obey your parents' orders. You want to be apart, don't you? (Sit back in the chair)

Yingtai: Mom ... um (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... (coquetry, shaking mom's arm) Anyone will do. I'm not marrying him, okay?

English mother: Hum! It's not negotiable. That's settled.

Yingtai: (I want to cry) Reform and opening up, I don't want you to get married. I'm ... I'm ... I'm running away from home.

British father: Yingtai ... (at the same time) British mother: come back ... (Yingtai has left)

Act ii

Location: Private school.

Characters: Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai.

Narrator: In other words, after Zhu Yingtai left home, she disguised as a man and went to Liang Shanbo's private school.

Yingtai: (Hands folded) Senior, I'm from Zhu Yingtai, Zhejiang. Although I introduced myself on the podium just now, I can see at a glance that the seniors are by no means ordinary people. (I heard that, Shan Bo's heart thumped. Can you see what kind of person I am? ) I'm here to meet you. Please forgive me if I am abrupt.

Sambo: Never mind, never mind. (Looking up at 45 degrees) I am handsome, dignified and charming. I respect the old and love the young. Bloom is known as Tang Bohu, Zhejiang, and Hangzhou, Chu Liuxiang, and a pear flower is better than Pan An-Liang Shanbo is, that is, I (narcissism) (bow my head and face Yingtai). If you encounter any difficulties or problems in your study, you can come.

Yingtai: My admiration for my seniors is like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding. My brother is really honored to meet you here. When you go home, you must burn incense to worship your ancestors and thank them for their kindness.

Sambo: Haha (smug) I also hope my brother will go this way. Well, I will protect you at school in the future. I'll report whoever dares to bully you. (turning his head to one side and whispering) If anyone loses face, bullying is bullying.

Yingtai: Thank you, Brother Liang!

Narrator: In this way, Yingtai became Shanbo's younger brother, eating together, living together, studying together, and of course not taking a shower. I had a wonderful school time. That day, when it was raining, they came back from playing and took shelter under the house of the private school.

Yingtai: Brother Liang, (with uneasy feelings) actually buried a secret for a long time (shyness, rubbing clothes corners).

Sambo: Since it's a secret, let's continue to bury it.

Yingtai: No, it's a secret that can only be told (suddenly coming to Shanbo's ear). I like you. .....

Sambo: Holy shit (with a strange cry, jumping back) I wish your brother, don't make such a joke. My orientation is normal, and I don't have such a strong smell (Yingtai is stamping its feet with anxiety at this time). If you have to, Ma Wencai Ma Gongzi sitting behind me has this taste, so you can be together again.

Yingtai: (raising her voice) Please listen to me first. (Keep your voice down, I can't hear you clearly. ) I am a girl.

Sambo: What did you say? (Ears leaned in to listen)

Yingtai: (turning his head to one side and whispering) I'm a girl.

Sam: Speak up, I can't hear you.

Yingtai: (at the top of his voice) I'm a girl, do you hear me? (Sam stared blankly for three seconds, and his mind began to perk up, Zhu Yingtai? Wish? Girls? Mountain wish big rich man in the provincial capital? )

Shan Bo: I don't know the provincial capital's wish for a rich man. . . .

Yingtai: It's my father. (Shanbo Petrochemical Site)

Sambo: (to himself) Wow, the daughter of a rich man likes me. Why should I pretend to be lofty? The future is at hand. Ha ha ha (the more I think about it, the happier I am) (to Yingtai) Actually, on the first day you came, I found out that you were a girl (Yingtai looked at Shan Bo in surprise). I didn't expose you, just want you to know me better and more directly, and see you more clearly. Actually, I have fallen in love with you. (The music begins with Liang Shanbo and Juliet)

Yingtai: Really?

Sambo: God knows! (I feel sick when I say this)

Narrator: In this way, the two confirmed their love relationship. On campus, you can often see them holding hands and loving each other. Even if outsiders look at two men, they are disgusting. . .

Act iii

Location: Zhu Yingtai's home. Stick, stick, two grenades and a rag.

People: Yingtai, Sambo, Mu Ying, Fu Ying and everyone.

Narrator: Unexpectedly, Yingtai was soon found studying in a private school and was taken home. Yingtai is preoccupied with Liang Shanbo at home and sends a maid to tell him the latest situation every day. Seeing Yingtai like this, Yingma decided to marry Yingtai quickly. Liang Shanbo found life without Yingtai very boring. Is he deeply in love with her? After learning that Yingtai was going to get married, Shan Bo was even more worried, not to mention Yingtai said so directly, "Take me away and elope to the moon." Let's take action and elope!

(Entering the door, knocking at the door)

Yingtai: Who?

Sambo: Rabbit, be a good boy and open the door (sing it out loud).

Yingtai: If you don't open it, you won't open it.

Three treasures: the heavenly king covers the land.

Yingtai: River Demon in Baota Town.

Sambo: Mayor Wan Li of Wan Li Great Wall, you and I will build our hometown together.

Yingtai: Open the door to see Uncle (the door opens slowly). The sky is vast. (Want to cry without tears) Bo Ge.

Sambo: Too beautiful (affectionate)

Yingtai: Uncle.

Sambo: It's beautiful.

Yingtai: Uncle.

Is that all you got to say Let me in on such a cold day.

Yingtai: Oh, I'm sorry, uncle ... huh? (Looking at Shan Bo's clothes) Brother Bo, why are there so many holes in your clothes?

Sambo: I just climbed over your courtyard wall to get it. Why do you think there is so much glass in the courtyard wall to prevent thieves? Thanks to my kung fu, I scratched some clothes. (Then he patted his rags. )

Yingtai: (whispering, but Shan Bo heard) It was to prevent thieves, but it didn't prevent you from stealing your heart (rubbing your hands constantly, being shy).

Sambo: (looking at Yingtai affectionately and holding Yingtai's hand) Taitai, are you really willing to elope with me and wander around the world from now on?

Yingtai: (Looking up) Even if the whole world doesn't admit it, I want to be with you, hold hands, hug and love you, and be together if the sky were to fall (the music starts and the whole world announces that it loves you).

Sambo: I love you. Let's go (holding Yingtai's hand and going out)

Yingtai: (Bowing his head) Actually, Brother Bo, I have another suggestion (pausing slightly and looking up into Uncle Shan's eyes), that is, cook raw rice into mature rice, so that we can blackmail my mother, and maybe we don't have to wander around.

Sambo: I love you, madam. Come with me. Even if there is only the last bowl of porridge left, I will (pause) ... eat less. I want to make a contribution. I have to eat more. I don't want your family fortune, I ... As long as you are with me, I will have a bright spring, love each other and walk towards a bright tomorrow together (as long as you are with me when the music starts). Just cooking just in case.

Yingtai: Yes. . . (After a wick of incense, a voice interrupts them. Outside, English father, English mother and a group of servants are holding sticks.

Mu Ying: (angrily) Liang Shanbo, you little thief, get out. (After a while, the door opens.)

Dad, mom, I'm sorry, you're here to play. Just now, I married my sister, and I was just adopted by your family. Haha (the villain succeeds, grinning) (Yingtai is behind the Sambo)

(Mother glanced at his father, and his father immediately understood that he dragged Yingtai back to his team (Yingtai resisted slightly) and was controlled by the servant. )

Mu Ying: (glowering at Liang Shanbo) I know Yingtai found a lover when she was at school. She was poor and white (dismissive) and wanted to be adopted by her wife. It's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat. It's unforgivable that you should do such a ridiculous thing in my house today. It's unbearable. . .

English dad: (speaking quietly into English mother's ear) Then don't put up with it any more.

English mother: (to English father) He has kung fu. You take your daughter to the hospital tomorrow to take a film and have a B-ultrasound to see if there is any problem. I want to nip everything in the bud, okay?

English: I see (back to the original position)

English mother: (to herself) I don't know if he is good at kung fu. (to Uncle Shan) Forget it. I don't want to argue with you about today. Will you go by yourself or will my people take you?

Sambo: Good, good, good! (Turning and jumping out of the window) I'll definitely come back (Grey Wolf speaks)

Mu Ying: Huh? Stop, someone (surrounded by a small semicircle). In order to avoid that you will definitely come back, come on, break his leg for me. Don't get rid of the grass, they grow taller in the spring breeze.

Yingtai: No, no, Mom.

Oh, shit, did you have a good time? (Stephen Chow's tone) You forced me to use it (fumbling in my arms for a while, taking out a bomb and throwing it at everyone).

Mother-Father: Bomb? Get down (everyone get down, except Yingtai)

(Shan Bo quickly pulls Yingtai's hand forward and withdraws from the control circle)

Mu Ying: Dumb bomb? (Two seconds later, Mu Ying found that the bomb didn't explode, and everyone looked up. )

Sambo: (scratching his head) Sorry, I took it by mistake (I took out a bomb from my arms and threw it at everyone) (the explosion sounded and white smoke appeared in front of me)

Let's go, Tammy.

Yingtai: (with tears in her eyes) You killed my father and mother? You are a bad guy, you are a bad guy.

Sambo: (grinning) It doesn't matter. This is just a smoke bomb.

Yingtai: (Laughing through tears) You are good or bad.

(They turn around and leave hand in hand) Wandering around the world, watching rosy clouds linger side by side from now on. You are the wind, I am the sand (music begins, you are the wind, I am the sand).

Narrator: Since then, they have lived together. . .

Yingtai: Look at you. You hired dozens of workers to dig gold mines for you. Can you eat without reading, writing or drawing all day? (Shanbo hangs his head in shame) I have worked hard to bring up your children here, but you still don't make money to support your family. You want to starve our mother.

I don't know ... lady (grievance)

Yingtai: (in a tone of lesson) If I see you writing and drawing again, don't blame me for not giving you a kang for three days. Why don't you go to the mine and watch it? (staring back at Shan Bo)

Sambo: (stand at attention) Yes, yes, yes, resolutely respond to the party's leadership policy!

The crowd took a curtain call (music played)

I hope it helps you @! !